I am a second-year college student who for some reason thinks people will like what a read. I also think I'm funny, it is a mystery. My updates are as random as they are delayed in a similar fashion to my inspiration for stories which often leaves well before it should. I try, though, and I do enjoy writing so if you enjoy reading what I write please let me know, as I'm conceited and insecure at the same time and feed on attention. Also, my spelling is terrible and I switch my there/their/they're a lot so call me out on it.

Fun fact, sometimes I have to get tipsy in order to to get any inspiration

That's basically me as a writer,

Pencil Missing.

Notes that apply to all stories

Sakura or Hermione will always be the primary main character.

They will ignore the absolute bullshittery that was the end of Shippuden (as in obito will not be revived, madara is the main bad guy, no reincarnation nonsense etcetera.)

Probably rated M, if not at the beginning then by the end definitely.

Current Ideas that May or May not Happen

Unstoppable: A revamp of my original story. Naru Saku; This will be an epic length starting pre-genin years and ending after the 4th war

It all started with a punch.

The Last Children A modern AU. Starring Sasuke and Sakura, it might seem like a romance but it's really not. Dark

They weren't supposed to live, they sure as hell should have never met again.

The AfterLife: AU in which Danzo's in charge and Naruto dies early. SasuSaku

He was a pure light that had been snuffed out. They were on the run for now, but one day they would return and burn it all to the ground

Love Hurts: A cross-over of sorts with batman. SasuSaku in an unhealthy relationship. Dark

In which Sakura might fill in for Harley Quinn, but Sasuke, he is no joker.

Stay Awake: AU Tom and Hermione without time travel

She wasn't giving in, but he wasn't giving up.

The Burnt, The Chained, and The Witch: Crossover. Hermione and Daenerys. T to M rating

Hermione Granger, brightest which of her age just rode a tortured and blind dragon straight into Westeros. The Dragon Queen is not pleased.