Well, hello!! We are sj-crazy-fangirls! We're Dawn and Ilvy combined, which gives even more stories! Yay!! We won't update anything for awhile, but we'll eventually when we have a crazy good idea! So, wait for when that time comes! It will be worth it xD

Now, a little bit about us!

Dawn:

Hi!! I'm Dawn and I can be a very nice person if you want me to be one. I'm totally obsessed with PotC (Captain Jack Sparrow!!), Twilight (Edward Anthony Mason Cullen!!), Supernaturel (Dean and Sam Winchester!!) and HP (The Marauders!!). So... Yeah, now you know where my thoughts always are! I really have too much imagination and fantasy in any way you can think of! I'm the freakishly hyper one of the two =D Ilvy is more hmmm... How must I say this without insulting her?... The silent type? Well, she's when you compare her with me xD No, I'm not like that at all!! Errr... Sorry! That was Ilvy, she's trying to get the laptop, so she can put all of the bad things out of my part of our profile xD LOL!! But she won't get it!!

As I mentioned earlier, my favorite characters are:

Captain Jack Sparrow (really, don't even mention him while I'm near... I immediately start ranting and rambling about everything in PotC xD)
Edward Anthony Mason Cullen (don't even start asking why! He's absolutely gorgeous, maybe not a good word to describe him, but it's good enough for me!)
Dean and Sam Winchester (They're both totally hot! Is there anything more to say??)
The Marauders (especially Sirius, I like him a little bit too much ;) But who doesn't?! Ooh!! And I like James, because... Well, he is James! And Remus is very bookish and I like that too, so he's on my favourite list too!! But Peter can't!)

Whaha, I'm really into boys =D Indeed you should see her when she sees a bitten apple, she immediately starts babbling about how that apple relates to Twilight -rolls eyes at Dawn- Okay! I have my laptop back!! Oh, and Ilvy? ... Stop grabbing my laptop!! I'll let this stay for your sake, okay?! Now happy? Good... Ilvy stops harassing my laptop, yay!! -does victory dance- Well, now it's her turn... Let's see how she does this!

Ilvy:

Hey!! Well, I'm Ilvy as Dawn just clarified -gives Dawn a glare- and I just love reading fanfics! So yeah, I'm not obsessed like the insane Dawn... Oh, come on don't be like that! That was Dawn... She really helps with writing this -sarcasme, rolls eyes- ... So, where was I? Oh right! I'm not obsessed, but I just like to read fanfics of Dawn and other people on FF, and I usually help Dawn when she has a writer's block or when she threatens me to help her... Yeah, she's like that. I'm not even going to listen to your bad ranting about me, Ilvy! Right... You're too curious for that Dawn... Am not! Are too and you know it... -Dawn pouts- LOL, I like it when she does that!

My favorite characters are the same as Dawn's! Yes, we do have something in common and we're in the same school, and most classes... xD

Well, if anyone of you sees that there's a story beneath all this crap (pardon for me language xD), you should take a look!!

~Bold the ones that fit you and add~

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.

I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver

~Stop stereo-types!!~

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a cordless phone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those annoying mosquitos that give you mosquito bites, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsesed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull (or visa versa) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"