![]() I WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER BELIEVE THAT TRIX DESERVED SOME DAMN CEREAL OR YOGURT! DAMN YOU SELFISH KIDS! DAMN YOU... 121 Things a True 90s Kid knows This group is for all the TRUE/DIE-HARD kids of the 90s. Don't you just miss the good old days! 1.You were convinced your Furby would kill you while you slept 2.you think Mr. Feeney would be the best teacher ever 3.Are You Afraid of the Dark? still gives you nightmares 4.Teletubbies still creep you out 5.you think Pluto is a planet 6.you can successfully insert the Capri Sun straw on the first try 7.you learned how to use your computer before your parents did 8.you came close to administering a lethal dose of cootie shots 9.you were surprised when Lance Bass came out of the closet 10.you say Hakuna Matata to relieve stress 11.the graphics in Toy Story are still amazing 12.Harry Potter was the first book you enjoyed reading 13.you're still jealous of Matilda's powers 14.you wish Jumanji was a real game 15.you still think your way out of Yoshi Valley in Mario Kart 64 was the fastest 16.you refuse to believe yo-yos were popular when your parents went to school 17.Austin Powers is a better spy than James Bond 18.your parents thought South Park was a shitty influence 19.the only boxing worth watching involves the biting off of ears 20.you still hate Angelica Pickles 21.Free Willy still makes you cry 22.you learned how to spell from a VTech 23.you know every word to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song 24.your parents still won't buy you Lunchables 25.you use the Clinton definition of "sexual relations" 26.your scary story is a rip off of Goosebumps 27.the fact that the black Power Ranger was African-American and the yellow one was Chinese doesn't bother you 28.you still wonder why anybody would want to be called Scary Spice 29.your Tamagotchi is still alive 30.roller skates suck and roller blades are awesome 31.you still "rewind" movies instead of "fast-backward" 32.you still want to go to Jurassic Park even after seeing the movie 33.the end of Men In Black still makes you wonder 34.Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? isn't just a rhetorical question 35.you wish the Magic School Bus was real 36.the ending to the Sixth Sense still surprises you 37.You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, Selena, and John Lennon died. 38.You know that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" 39.You remember when it was actually worth getting up early 40.on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 41.You remember reading "Goosebumps" 42.You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. 43. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) 44.You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... 45.You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. 46.You remember when super nintendo's became popular. 47.Two words... Trapper Keeper. 48.You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide 49. "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE 50.You remember boom boxes vs. cd players 51.You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere 52.You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles 53.NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS 54.Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff! 55.All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) 56.You remember a time before the WB. 57.You know the Macarena by heart. 58."Talk to the hand" ... enough said 59.You thought Brain woud finally take over the world 60.You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" 61.You remember when everyone went slinky crazy. 62.You remember when razor scooters were cool. When we were younger: Before the MySpace frenzy...Before the Internet & text messaging...Before Sidekicks & iPods...Before MIKE JONES...Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX... Way back. 2.When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. 3.When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie. 4.When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. 5.When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. 6.Tag. 7.Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk. 8.Red Light, Green Light. 9.Heads Up 7 Up. 10.Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on. 11.Hopskotch. 12.Slip-n-Slides. 13.Tree Houses. 14.Hula Hoops. 15.HELLO...HOT WHEELS!! 16.The annoying Giga Pets & Furbies. 17.Running through the sprinklers. 18.That "Little Mermaid" 19.Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. 20.Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. 21.Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car. 22.CAPRI SUN 23. Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter. 24.The original Power Rangers 25.Hey Arnold. 26.Rugrats. 27.Rocco's Modern Life. 28.AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS. 29.Are You Afraid of the Dark? 30.Kenan & Kel. 31.Doug. 32.Nick Arcade. 33.Dinosaurs. 34.Pinky and the Brain 35.Sailor Moon. 36.Beavis & Butt-Head 37.Wishbone. 38.Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life, I Love Lucy and TGIF. 39.Nick Jr. with Face 40.Busy Town 41.PEE-WEE!! 42.Kool-Aid was the drink of choice. 43.Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. 44.Class field trips. 45.When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. 46.When 5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle. 47.When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday. 48.When Toys R Us overruled the mall. 49.Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'. 50.Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' 51.Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.' 52.It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends. 53.Being old referred to anyone over 20. 54.Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better. 55.It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair. 56.When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. 57.When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. 58.When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete. I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I'm more costly then diamonds, more precious then gold, If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, In your child's closet and even in the woods, I have many names, but there's one you know best, My power is awesome, try me you'll see, Just try me once and I might let you go, When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms, You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised, I take kids from parents, and parents from kids I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride, You'll give up everything - ... |
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