Favorite Books - HARRY POTTER, Twilight Saga, Percy Jackson series, The 39 Clues series, Maximum Ride series, Vampire Academy series, Pretty Little Liars series, The Clique series, The it Girl series, The Gallagher Girls, The Mortal Instruments, Rough Magic, The Princess Plot series, The Black Duck, Gossip Girl series, Violet Rain Gets Struck BY Lightning, Every Soul a Star, Stargirl, Vampire Diaries series, Vampire Kisses series, House of Night series

Favorite Movies- HARRY POTTER, The Twilight Saga [except Twilight didn't like the movie...]; Alice In Wonderland (2010), Avatar

Favorite Artists- Paramore, The Pretty Reckless, Avril Lavigne, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eminem, Taylor Swift, Sara Barielles, Aerosmith, The Beatles, and several more! (I have an odd taste of music...)

Frequently Used Websites(besides fanfiction)- polyvore | tumblr | twitter

Since other like to look at me and my behavior to make comments about it and me, this is what I've been called:
"Queen of Sarcasm" "bi-polar" "psychopath" "maniac" "crazy" "wild" "strange" "always changing her username" "LOUD" "short" "amazing artist" great writer" "panda" "nerd" tri-polar" "Puerto Rican" "Mexican" "most likely to break a bone" "zone out too often" "indecisive" "quad-polar" "impatient" "passionate" "Smart yet Stupid" "net ninja" "scary" "strong" "hyper" "emo" "depressed" "laughs too loud" "serious" "fun to be around" "bubbly" "feisty" "jumps high" "dirty mind" "unusual" "amazing volleyball player" "most likely to seriously injure someone if pissed" "BOSS" "talks in third person" "dictator" "heartless" "female Scrooge" "vertically challenged" "obsessed with Harry Potter" "ninja" "oddball" "jumping bean" (That's obviously where the Mexican came from-no. Just joshing with you. My family thinks I'm Mexican. My friend, Emily, thinks this. via "Queen of Sarcasm".)

Majority of this is true but this is how I would introduce myself...

SKipping gown the corridors of Hogwarts (of course)

Put this in your profile if you suffered from a mild case of depression when you turned 11 and your Hogwarts acceptance letter didn't arrive. (Fluffy ate mine)

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ... }I was crying with laughter halfway through it XD{

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water ballons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the libray has been closed down.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

58) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

59) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

60) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

61) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

62) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

63) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

64) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

65) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

67) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

68) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

69) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

70) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

71) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

72) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

73) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

74) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

75.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

76.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

77.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

78.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

79.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

80.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

81.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

82.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

83.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

84.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

85.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

86.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

87.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

88.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

89.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

90.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

91.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

92.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

93.)I may not have a private army.

94.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

95.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

96.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

97.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

98.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

99.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

100.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

101.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

102.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

103.) - Especially not all of them at once.

104.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

105.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.

106.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

107.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

108.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

109.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

110.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

111.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

112.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

113.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

114.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

115.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

116.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

117.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

118.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

119.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

120.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

121.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

122.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

123.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

124.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

125.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

126.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

127.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

128.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

129.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

130.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

131.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

OMRL = Oh My Remus Lupin.
OMFW = Oh My Fred Weasley.
OMGW = Oh My George Weasley.
OMSB = Oh My Sirius Black.
OMHP = Oh My Harry Potter.
OMLP = Oh My Lily Potter.
OMJP = Oh My James Potter.
OMMW = Oh My Molly Weasley.
OMAW = Oh My Arthur Wesley.
OMGP = Oh My Ginny Potter.
OMBW = Oh My Bill Weasley.
OMPW = Oh My Percy Weasley.
OMFW = Oh My Fleur Weasley.
OMCW = Oh My Charlie Weasley.
OMSS = Oh My Severus Snape.
OMLV = Oh My Lord Voldemort.
OMPP = Oh My Peter Pettigrew.
OHHW = Oh My Hermione Weasley
OHDM = Oh My Draco Malfoy.( :3 )
OMNM = Oh My Narcissa Malfoy.
OMLM = Oh My Lucius Malfoy.
OMBL = Oh My Bellatrix Lestrange.
OMNL = Oh My Nymphadora Lupin.
OMTL = Oh My Teddy Lupin.
OMDT = Oh My Dean Thomas.
OMCC = Oh My Cho Chang.
OMLB = Oh My Lavender Brown.
OMAD = Oh My Albus Dumbledore.
OMMM = Oh My Minerva McGonagall.
OMSF-Oh My Seamus Finnigan.
OMOW- Oh My Oliver Wood.
OMFDW-Oh My Fleur Delacour-Weasley.
OMCD = Oh My Cedric Diggory.
OMRH = Oh My Rubeus Hagrid.

Harry Potter Survey! Yay!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?

Half-Blood Prince / Goblet of Fire

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?

Hmm...thats hard, but I would go with The Deathly Hallows.

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?

Oh, I have many. Draco FUQQING Malfoy, Harry Potter, Fred and George Weasley, Ron Weasley, Siruis Black, Remus Lupin, Luna Lovegood, Snape, and most of the Order. :D

What house do you prefer to be in?

Slytherin or Gryffindor ((Because I myself am a SLYTHINDOR))

But what house would you think you'll be in?

Mmm...Slytherin out of most likely. Because I am determined and SNARKY.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?

None of the above. D: If I was forced to do so, Bloody Baron.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?

Defence Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, Potions, and Charms

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?

Professor Lupin/ Snape

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?

Chaser or Beater.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Beater... :D ((I am very brutal and aggressive))

Who do you want to make friends with?

Well, if I was friends with the Trio, I would get an adventure. But...probably Fred and George Weasley.

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?

Like I said, Fred and George. Or Draco. Or maybe Ron, honestly I am not sure.

Why would he/she be your best buddy?

Because their hilarous, master pranksters, and oh! Their adorable. (; And Draco is undeniably SEXY. And that Draco and I are cruel. Ron and I both have a temper issues and LOVE food.

Which character in the book can you relate to?

Draco, Snape, and Ron. :P

What pet would you get?

Owl! Hello? Thats like the best pet in all the books! If I wasn't afraid of snakes I would pick a snake.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?

Me, in the Harry Potter world! Oh, and Fred still being alive and not dead. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in Sirius and Snape not being dead. Yay! Then I would be happy. (:

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

Of course I would! First of all, because their my friend, second of all cause I'll get to meet Sirius-Freaking-Black!

If Fred Weasley turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?

I would say, "Bloody hell! You were supposed to be here yesterday!?!"

What would be his reaction to your reaction?

"Sorry, I was busy fighting the second-wizarding-war." And then he would laugh...then I would punch him and then we would go into a WHOLE conversation. (:

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?

Harry Potter, of course. That way he wouldnt feel so alone, and then that way I wouldnt feel alone, either. But I think I would get the Parseltongue thing easily.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?

Hell yes, I would! But I would keep it quiet against Umbridge... and then tell my father. :)

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?

Draco Malfoy. Or Harry. Then Fred... URGH! But Draco is first choice.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.

Severus Snape.

Post a character that has the same eyes color as you.

Severus Snape

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?

Black.

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned

Pink-Magenta-Fuschia

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?

Does it count if I say, 'Ginger'? If not then ORANGE

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?

Grey or Black

Is this quiz getting boring and too long?

Nope. (:

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)

So no one would die the day of the Second WWW. (Wizarding World War)

Do you like the books more or the movies?

I love the movies, because they really show all the cool stuff magic can do, but I like the books more because they go into WAY more detail.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?

Thats hard, but Sirius or Remus.

What would your Patronus take shape in?
I would like it to be a fox, tiger, or any large feline.

What would be your Animagus form?

Probably a red panda or a bobcat, Lakin says that it should be a CHEETAH

What subject do you want to be the best in?

Potions or transfiguration.

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

Sirius Black

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?

Severus Snape

Hermione or Cho?
Hermione all the way. I don't like Cho. (Except, I like Cho in Just Briethe by Males-Music-Makeup)

James Potter or Snape?

Snape of course!

Hagrid or Snape?

The best Half-Giant in the world! Hagrid. (:

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

The Marauders

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?
Invisible.

Harry or Ron?
I love Harry but Ron is more like moi. So in my verdict, I pick Ron.

Fleur or Tonks?
Tonks.

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

This is an illegitimate question. I despise most Hufflepuffs hence, Viktor Krum.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

As I said before, I don't like Cho. And I love Luna, so Luna.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?

Peeves is funny, but Dumbledore has style. Hehe.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?
Grawp...

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?
Zonko's!!

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?

Hmm...let me see, possible earwax flavors or CHOCOLATE. Yeah, I pick the frogs.

Death Eaters or Aurors
Death Eaters.

Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Dumbldore, sorry brother but you have to admit Dumbledore has class.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?

Bellatrix! She is soooo interesting and cruel like me! I despise Narcissa...(even though she bore the sexiest being of all time, Draco Malfoy)

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

First. Havent you all seen How to Train Your Dragon? Kidding, I havent seent that either. Lol.

Is this survey fun or boring?
I loved it! So fun. (:

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Malfoy
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Tom Felton is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now CRUCIO

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~QUOTES~

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I am though)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I just hate being too warm)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (HATE MINE)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake( I hate messing up)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless
I'm RANDOM and have a short attention span so I MUST have ADHD
I'm CRAZY so I MUST be some psychotic person who MUST need to take "medication".
I'm SENSITIVE to what people tell me so I MUST be OVER EMOTIONAL.

Call me IMMATURE, and I'll STICK OUT MY TONGUE you and go 'nah nah!'

Call me STUPID, and I'll LAUGH in your face.

Call me BRATTY, and I'll tell you that you DON'T KNOW the first thing about me.

Call me a BITCH, and I'll tell you I'm just HONEST.

Call me a BASTARD, and I'll tell you to go look in the MIRROR.

Call me a MORON, and I'll prove you WRONG.

Call me a JERK, and I'll tell you not to LABEL me

Call me RUDE, and I'll tell you I'm just BLUNT.

Call me COLD-HEARTED, and I'll smile and say; 'Is that a PROBLEM?'

Call me an ASS, and I'll say; 'At least I don't KISS 'em.'

Call me a KNOW-IT-ALL, and I'll show all the things I DON'T KNOW.

Call me JEALOUS, and I'll give all the reasons why I'M NOT.

Call me UNFAIR, and I'll show you the WORLD.

Call me a RETARD, and I'll take you to the HOSPITAL and show you what you're talking about.

Say I have NO IMAGINATION, and I'll show you all the WORLDS I CREATE in my mind.

Call me HEARTLESS, and I'll tell you just haven't seen my SOFTER side.

You eat, you're fat.
You don't eat, you're a freak.
You read, you're a nerd.
You don't read, you're stupid.
You wear makeup, you're a sl.ut.
You don't wear makeup, you're ugly.
Don't you get it?
We can never please anyone. Ever. No matter how hard we try.
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God.
Our Savior.
Our Father.
Our one and only God.

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