Hey there people-who-just-came-onto-my-profile-for-no-apparent-reason (except maybe to look at my stories or profile)! My name is Kuromike, as you people should already know. I love reading, writing, drawing , manga, anime, my friends and playing on the piano/violin/ guitar . I'm not supposed to be a native English speaker... so excuse the grammar mistakes :P but I suck at my other language so I'm not sure what to call myself... never mind! There's not a lot to put on anymore really...

OXYMORONS

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile. (BTW its AWESOME!)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

You Know You're an author when...

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

QUOTES

1. I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.

2. If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

3. I don't suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.

4. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

5. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if your aim is good.

6. Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver.

7. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

8. When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

9. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

10. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

11. Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?

12. I’m having Déjà vu and amnesia at the same time: I think I’ve forgotten this before.

13. Intelligence is realizing that it is a one-way street. Wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

14. If at first you don't succeed—cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

15. Come over to the dark side…we've got cookies!

16. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

17. Always forgive your enemies—nothing annoys them more.

18. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away—he hates that.

19. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

20. Sarchasm—the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.

21. Sarcasm: the lowest form of wit…but hey, it's a form of wit!.

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Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink and Dark_Magician_41, Kuromike

How to live insanely at an elevator:

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor. (Check.)
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY FAGGOT!" then copy and paste!

I'm not crazy, I'm just... yea I'm crazy. But if I wasn't I wouldn't be as awesome!
I'm a Narutard and PROUD OF IT!!!!

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

if you are proud to call yourself weird then copy this onto your page!

If you are in full support of Temari X Shikamaru copy and paste this onto your page

If you think Temari is the Perfect Girl for Shikamaru, copy and paste this onto your page

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Kuromike (I do that nrly everyday:)

Favorite Quotes:

“I’m not superman, so I can’t say anything big like I’ll protect everyone on earth. I’m not a modest guy who will say it’s enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle either. I want to protect… a MOUNTAIN LOAD of people.” Ichigo K. BLEACH ,Chapter 47, Pg.10