Dragonhunter2012
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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910551, Profile Updated: 09-03-09
Author has written 2 stories for Death Note.

Well hello there! For those of you who are unaware of who I am, you're a bunch of mofos. :)

The goddamn torretts, man! It wants to have sex with your family! (and then have some tuskani pasta from pizza hut.) I bet that would be a delicious evening! Some awesome pasta with some of that good old creamy white stuff, if you catch my drift. :D

Anyways, I am dragonhunter2012, but there's no need to call me that, 'cause if you saw me on the street, you wouldn't call out, "hey, it's that fucking dragonhunter2012!" or would you? Haha, no way! You can call me Joanna. :)

I'm almost your typical teenager, but not quite...scratch that. I'm no where near the typical teenager, 'cause that would be boring. I'm crezazy! Like chedda cheese! :D And if you're one of those who are reading this and saying: "This fucking weirdo!", then I say that you're the weird one! I mean really, who talks to their computer screen these days? PEDOPHILES, THAT'S WHO! That's prolly what my 8th grade math teacher does. Would you like to meet him? OF COURSE NOT! 'Cause he is unimportant. And creepy.

ANYWAYS, I love writing and drawing above anything else. Reading is pretty cool too. :) My favorite books so far are Impulse, Identical (both by Ellen Hopkins), and Let the Right One In (by John Ajvide Lindqvist). I actually just finished Let the Right One In not too long ago, and it's prolly my all time favorite so far. It was really amazing. It may be kind of lengthy, but it's definitely worth reading! And I can't wait to watch the movie! I play the alto saxophone, not as good as I wish I could, but still alright. I also sing, but not in a choir anymore. I have been told by a few different people that my vocals are quite excuiset, might I add. :D My friends and family are the best in the world, and no one can ever top them! Yes, they can be crazy to the extreme at times, but hey, that's why I love them! Whoever said opposites attract really should get their facts straight, 'cause I'm pretty much exactly like all of them! :D I like mixtures of music, mostly Rock, Metal, and Pop. And a few in between. My all time favorite artist is Michael Jackson. Let his soul rest in peace...some other people/bands I adore listening to are Saosin, Cobra Starship, Escape the Fate, Three Days Grace, Lady Gaga, Owl City, Lostprophets, The Used...(list goes on forever and ever xD). Btw, one day my friend and Amanda and I are going to travel to Canada and camp out in Adam Gontier's bathroom for a week. Feel free to join us! xDD

Now I actually have some business that I need to get through. I made account a while ago to begin writing stories. But then I started writing stories on my quizilla account instead. I think I'm gonna begin writing stuff on here as well. I don't think I'll get rid of my quizilla account though, even though it pisses me off sometimes, just cause its where I started writing. It's like the birth place of my creativity! xD

Here's my quizilla:

So I think I'll stop jabbering so you can get back to your normal life. Bye-bye for now! :D

PS. My profile just gave you an STD. Enjoy it honey. ;D

Haha, Sagittarius fucking loves me. :D
(I think that astrology thing is hilarious for some reason.)
Who are you compatible with? xD

Oh, and just so you know, I'm a HUGE Kira supporter! He is justice! You have a problem with that? Cry about it therapy. :)

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I'm Not Dead Yet: A Light Yagami love story 2 reviews
This is the 2nd season to my Light Yagami love story. In the end of the first season, our main character, Joanna, jumped off of the ship in order to save herself from the police, and no one knows where she is, or if she's even alive...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Light Y.
A New World: A Light Yagami love story reviews
Ok, so this is my Light Yagami love story season 1 of 3 . I hope you enjoy it! It's basically about the main character finding a death note, and becoming the second Kira, finding herself also getting in a romantic relationship with Kira, or Light Yagami.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Light Y. - Complete