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Joined 10-03-09, id: 2104010, Profile Updated: 12-08-11
Author has written 2 stories for Death Note, and D N Angel.

Well Well Well, let me think what to say about me, myself and I. I love anime and manga obsessed with YAOI, i dont really publish stories of my own but i will be soon. planning on writing it out,

my mind lives in the gutter, i love humour in stories which most stories have that i read :)

PAIRINGS:

1. Dark and Krad

2.Sauske and Itachi

3. Death The Kid and Soul

4. Draco and Harry,

5. Light And L

6. Daisuke and Satoshi

7. Kaname and Zero

i get emotional when characters split up i actually almost cry and i feel the water coming in my eyes.

What i also think funny is that Lube happens to be in the draw everytime. i chuckle at that,

I HAVE ALSO JOINED THE DARK SIDE CAUSE OF COOKIES!!

Top Ten characters of all time!! (anime and manga)

1. L Lawliet (Death Note)

1.1 Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)

1.2 Allen Walker (D. Gray-man)

1.5. Death The Kid (SoulEater)

2. Soul Eater Evans (SoulEater)

2.5 Akihiko Usami (Jun jou romantica)

3. Krad (D.N. Angel)

3.25 Satoshi Hiwatari (D.N. Angel

3.5 Dark (D.N. Angel)

3.75 Crona (Soul Eater)

4. Zero Kiryu (Vampire Knight)

4.1 Deidara (Naruto)

4.5 Hiroki Kamijou (Junjou romantica)

5. Kaname Kuran (Vampire Knight)

5.5 Yuu Kanda (D-Gray man)

6. Is a Tie with Akatsuki Kain (Vampire Knight) and Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)

6.5 Kyouya Ootori (Ouran High)

7. Dr Franken Stien (Soul Eater)

7.5 Takashi Morinozuka (Ouran High)

8. Tamaki Suou (Ouran High)

8.5 Mitsukuni Haninozuka (Ouran High)

9. Daisuke Niwa (D.N. Angel)

9.5 Sayuri Hiwatari (Slytherin - Fanatic 911's Character)

9.6 Light Yagami (Death Note)

10. Lelouch Lamperouge (Code Geass)

10 Most Hated Characters of all time!!! (Anime and Manga)

1. Shinigami Ryuuku (Death Note) DAMN HIM!

1.5 Medusa (Soul eater) MOST HATED EVA!!!!!

2. Excalibur (Soul Eater) obnoxious!!

3. Madara Uchiha (Naruto)

3.5 Maka albarn (Soul Eater)

4. Renge-Chan (Ouran High)

5. Tamaki's Grandmother (Ouran High)

6. Eruka (Soul Eater)

7. Spirit Albarn (Maka's Papa) (Soul Eater)

8. Free (Soul Eater)

9. Black Star (Soul Eater)

9.1 Road Kamelot (D. Gray-man)

10. Kuroboshi (Bloody Kiss)

'Oh... Sorry... My fingers slipped' ~ Death The Kid

Death the Kid: (Giving a monologue) Symmetry, that is what I enjoy aesthetically.
Liz: Here we go...
Death the Kid: That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breast) Even your cup sizes are completely different!
(Gets clobbered)

(The Pharaoh mummy comes out of its coffin)
Death the Kid: (Comparing sides) Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. It's totally messed up!
Liz: It's over now.
Death the Kid: (Pissed off) What the hell is wrong with you? Your sides are totally different! I've never seen anything so screwed up in my life! Where the hell are you from? Are you someone from Screwed up Island?! You're so disgusting... expect for your forehead! (Shoots) It's a nuisance! You don't need those decorations! You're worthless! It's a nuisance!!

You know you live in the 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Face Book pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did people XD

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you are secretly the embodiment of Satan and the only thing that's prevented you from flat out killing anyone is the law and that stupid voice in your head called "your conscience", then copy this into your profile and join the Bunny and the Kitty.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I only copy and Paste things that are true about me and things that I'm sure of. If you do too copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile!

95 percent of teens would have a break down if Miley Cirus was on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Post this into your profile if you are one of the 5 percent who would be screaming, "Jump Bitch, Jump!"

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

I'm a writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

95 of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5 that would bring popcorn and invite friends

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile because it makes you cool in the fangirl world.

If you have a scary crush on a book, animé, or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Most kids want to grow up. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the group of kids who likes being childish.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile

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If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT immagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile (If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile. (If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

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The Thief's Escape by Slytherin - Fanatic 911 reviews
! ABANDONED ! Set in a small medieval village, Krad captures Dark but Dark escapes. What happens next? AU
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Dark M., Krad
Junai Angels by Slytherin - Fanatic 911 reviews
It's been four years since Sayuri, Satoshi and Krad were last in Azumano and a lot has a changed. Will they be able to forgive Daisuke? Pairings: SatoXDai, KradXDark, UsaXMisa, NowaXHiro
Crossover - D N Angel & Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Satoshi H., Misaki T. - Complete
Sweet Thing by Clutterbilly67 reviews
Deidara has a thing for Itachi, but Itachi doesn't give anyone the time of day. One day Deidara is informed that he is failing English and needs a tutor; it is none other than Itachi. Can Deidara finally make Itachi notice him? Yaoi ItachiXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 91,853 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Love in Chinese by velvet-prosthesis reviews
This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,760 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Mirror Image by DarkMousy-KradHikari reviews
Krad has his hands full with a new transfer student, Dark Mousy. They're mirror images of each other. If that doesn't complicate things, Dark kisses him. KradxDark, DaisukexSatoshi
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Dark M., Krad
Sext You Later by Cloudsofsand reviews
Shizuo and Izaya aren't sure how it came to this, repeatedly engaging in virtual sex with what could only be considered a stranger. But while relieving shared sexual tension, they begin to find out that this "stranger" is actually much closer than they originally believed. Heavy Smut Warning. Collaboration.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Kill Me by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Itachi meets with his client, a flirty boy who pays him a large amount of money to fake his death. All to escape a life he did not want to live, and now he is on the run with said boy, as a bounty hangs over his head... Main: ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,656 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Natsuyasumi by Slytherin - Fanatic 911 reviews
Has been rewritten. Please go to my profile and check it out. It is under the title, 'Natsuyasumi V2'.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
A Demon's Love by VictorianPrincess reviews
Dark is a 18 year old college student- but how does he cope with the responsibilities of being Daisuke’s Legal Guardian, especially when he gains Krad's 'unwanted' affections and stalkerish behaviour KradxDark SatoXDai Yaoi
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,395 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Krad, Dark M.
The Art of Moving On by Slytherin - Fanatic 911 reviews
It's been a year since Satoshi has left Azumano and Daisuke realizes that it's time to move on. Could be read as a follow on to Fuyuyasumi, but could be read on its own as well. Pairing: DaisukeXRiku
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Daisuke N., Riku H. - Complete
Fuyuyasumi by Slytherin - Fanatic 911 reviews
The summer holidays are over, and it's been a few months since Dark and Krad have been sealed in Kokuyoku. Just as everything is starting to calm down, something happens to make everything chaos again. Pairings: SatoXDai, KradXDark
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Omoide to Okurimono by Slytherin - Fanatic 911 reviews
A story of how Krad got his cross. Pairing: KradXDark. Fluff inside. Warning for language.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Let Me Hear You Screaming Just For Me by Akie-chan reviews
Ita/Sasu. "Let me help you wash Sasuke." Contains, uchihacest, yaoi, lemon, wet fetish, shower sex and a horny Itachi. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Impressions by Slytherin - Fanatic 911 reviews
Side story of off Natsuyasumi. Satoshi finds out that he has a sister and Krad finds someone that actually cares for him. NOTE: Sayuri is my own character peeps, so leave her alone!
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Krad, Satoshi H. - Complete
The Very Thought of You by WaterSpirit1 reviews
A year after school has finished, Daisuke visits Satoshi in Tokyo where he has been working for the police. Daisuke has a month to discover if Satoshi feels the same way as him, but will the chaos that ensues make the discovery worthwhile? Sat/Dai
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,589 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Sunset by Lovelily Lion reviews
Zero wakes after Three Hundred Years of Captivity, but to a world all new to him. Kaname now after making himself his lover isn't playing very nice either what really is Kaname's role in this awful world Zero has been forced in to? KxZ
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,713 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Tattoos and Piercings by Slytherin - Fanatic 911 reviews
In which Krad gets a tattoo and Dark gets a piercing. Pairings: KradXDark, SatoXDai. Sort of side story to Fuyuyasumi but could be read on it's own. Please R&R :D
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
I'll Make You Forget by Yaoi Maiko reviews
It started out as a normal day for Death the Kid, well, that was until Soul decided to play a little game. Warnings; Yaoi boyxboy and Yuri girlxgirl You have been warned, do not complain to me for your ignorance.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,597 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid
Secret Admirer by HiddenHikari reviews
Soul has a secret admirer. I wonder who it could be...? WARNING! YAOI! BOYXBOY! SoulXKid! Lemons/Smex/Smut! And a few fangirls...XD Don't like yaoi? Think it's gross? Don't read this then! Also, reviews would be appreciated and very nice!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Horrid innocence by DeadRat309 reviews
Krad asked Dark a very.innocent.question. What was the answer? DarkKrad, minor SatoDai.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
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Obession with beauty reviews
Krad, a head detective of a police station, is undergoing an investigation on the infamous Phantom Thief, a person unknown by the public and slowly it is affecting Krad. What if, though, the person you are trying to catch is in fact the one you love?
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Dark M., Krad
The things L and Light do at work reviews
L sat silently in front of his computer eating strawberries thickly dipped in chocolate sauce, Light would be here soon what happens when Light see's L do something he normally dosent see. YAOI & LEMON WARNING R&R ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete