Things you should know about me:

Quotes to live by:

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Remember the Alamo

YOLOUYHH: You Only Live Once Unless You Have Hourcruxes

If you fail, fail big so everyone will notice. Then get up again and fail bigger the next time so everyone will think you did it right.

The sky's the limit. You know what, scratch that. The sky's the limit until you break it and reach higher.

Nothing is impossible. Someone will always come along and make the impossible possible. Except the un-possible things. Like it raining chocolate.

Everything is an answer to something.

What happened to the girl who got everything she ever wanted? She lived happily every after.

On a scale of 1 to invading Russia in the winter, how bad is the plan? If it's worse than kicking Hilter out of art school, just don't do it.

Hades hath no fury compared to a woman (or fangirl) scorned.

The better Pinky Promise is: Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a cupcake in my eye (seriously who wants to stick a needle in their eye?)

Stereotypes are stupid because they were made by people who have the unfortunate experience to meet the wrong people that leave a lasting impression.

Challenge yourself, otherwise you will never get better.

To girls: {this is actually from one of my dad's friends}[and yes the friend is a guy so you can rub this in guy's faces] In Middle School, all guys are weird. Then in High School, they split into two crowds. Half continue to get weirder while the other half gets cooler. But in reality they all only start to stop acting like children in college. So good luck with that.

The definition of being mature is knowing when to act immature. (which is at a lot of times)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but TV shows and books can crush your soul to a million pieces.

"One must be careful of books and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us." - Cassandra Clare

If you don't like where you are, change it. You are not a tree.

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI. (so watch out)

Random stuff I think of:

What would happen if Percy Jackson and Zachary Goode ever met? Would the universe explode from the sheer awesomeness or just stop turning in shock?

If you had a button that would transport you into any book you would want and as any character you want but you would forget your life outside of it, would you do it?

Why do car companies still make car cigarette lighters in cars in case some random 14 year old accidentally doesn't know what it does so touches the end? (it's happened before)[of course not to me]{actually yes to me but don't judge}

Why are fairytales so obsessed with girls turning 16? Do they automatically become old spinsters after the age of 16? Doesn't anyone get married at 17?

What if pictures could talk? If they could, who would you talk to?

What if you could talk to animals but didn't know it?

OOOOH SPARKLY THINGIE!! What is it what is it what is is?

Why are people so obsessed with stars and space? (myself included)

Why doesn't Disney use more female villains? All the movies that have female villains always turn out more memorable. Ex. Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, Tangled, exc.

Why would someone need sharks with laser beams on their heads when they can have mutated sea bass instead?

Why do stores need to update stuff? Can't they just get it right the first time?

If you could go back to any time period (with today's medicine and the knowledge of how to make it without revealing it) which one would you go back to? (being a Shadowhunter in the Victorian Era is allowed)

How fun would it be to go to a Masquerade ball every year? WHAT IF WE ALL WORE MASQUERADE MASKS AND BALL GOWNS ALL THE TIME AND PEOPLE HAD TO GUESS WHO WE WERE?!?!

Why did Will ever feed poultry pies to ducks if it was going to make him so afraid of them?

Would ducks actually eat poultry pies?

Why are kids so obsessed with growing up and why are adults always wishing they could be young again?

Why is Loki so happy with an army while Iron Man/Captain Jack has a Hulk AND a jar of dirt? (the jar of dirt being better of course)

How freaked out would people be if they saw how my mind works? How freaked out would I be if I saw how it works?

If people in the future have invented time travel, why haven't they visited us yet?

Would you rather date a fictional character come to life or a real person?

I KNOW WHY CASSANDRA CLARE IS SUCH A GOOD WRITER. SHE IS THE ULTIMATE FANGIRL!!!

How did Disney get such happy stories out of Hans Christian Anderson's stories and the Grimm Brother's stories? Honestly, either Disney has a great imagination or they're just completely trashing the old tales.

Have you ever seen a stupid ugly chicken-duck? I have. They live in my neighborhood and they are enough to give any Herondale nightmares.

Would you rather have fire powers (like Valdez) or ice powers? (like Elsa)

Why didn't Anna get ice powers after she turned to ice? She totally should've.

If you were sent back into the past unwillingly, would you have enough knowledge of the time period to survive?

Why does regular Coke taste better than Diet Coke?

Am I considered anti-social if I like to read instead of talk to people?

Why is Smart Water called Smart Water? Does it make you smarter?

If you could learn any language, what would it be?

Meh. Is it a real word? Because it totally should be.

Is there any right way to spell supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious?

Why are fictional boys better than real boys? Can't the real ones just be better?

Crazy Labels on random objects:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 4 year olds with colds off the fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in translation..)