Dean does not want to be a wizard and he does NOT want to go to Hogwarts, but here he is. To make matters worse, his only friend is the weird kid who is probably stalking him, and his Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is a certified nutjob. Throw in a cursed book and a monster from the Forbidden Forest attacking the students, and this might be the worst year ever.

This is the rambles of Harry Potter as he runs away from Britain's Wizarding World. So many years later, he runs into a the Winchesters.AU, post-fifth year.

Explosions, conspiracies, spies, hijackings and two very irritated Starfleet captains looking for alternative, satisfactory methods of conflict resolution.