Not Just An Illusionhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Um... Okay quick description 16, Blue eyes, Black hair but I was blonde, Australian and 5'7". I'm very childish but I get annoyed by mine and others childish behaviour. I HATE all religion. I dont judge people for having a religion I just think religion is the most rediculous thing anyone ever thought of. It takes me forever to finish a story because I'm such a perfectionist that I'm constantly edititing it and even then they're shit. I'm such a bad writer! I'm a huge comedy fan. I also really love Top Gear cause Cars are fcking awesome! And that's really all there is about me... It's kinda sad that I'm able to be described in so few words. :/ |
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Ride'em Cowboy by Spoon - As in the Utensil reviews
I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bleaching by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Naruto goes to bleach a body part due to a particular scene in his upcoming movie. : YAOI, SasuNaru, ItaNaru, Threesome :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,864 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You've got Mail by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Peeping Tom by Goggles and Chocolate reviews
Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Let It Bleed by Loveless-slave reviews
No, Matt's not obsessed with vampires just really...interested. But what does this cyber-vampire "Mihael" have in store for him? And why won't the new kid leave him alone?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,964 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All That I've Got by Loveless-slave reviews
Mello never cared about anything... Until a certain stripe clad boy catches his eye.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,955 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,474 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under the Influence by PunkyPenguin reviews
Getting drunk seemed to be the solution to forget his cheating boyfriend. But what he didn't count on, was a certain Uchiha joining him on this night. The alcohol must be getting to my head! God, I never knew Sasuke looked so good! SasuNaru, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Where is God? by Robin Maxwell reviews
High school relationships suck... especially when you're gay, have a homophobic family, and attend a Catholic school. NaruSasNaru other MxM, FxF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006
Null and Void by UchihaAkimoto reviews
When Naruto was told that he had cancer, he didn't feel anything. : YAOI, SasuNaru. : SEQUEL "Touched"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pervert by IHoldWithThoseWhoFavorFire.HM reviews
MattXMelloXNear. Near's a freak but Matt and Mello really don't seem to mind.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All I Want Is You by Loveless-slave reviews
Matt did everything by himself. Then he was forced to have a roommate. MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,640 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Where Is My Mind? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Five guys living together? How hard can it be? : YAOI, SasuNaru. : SEQUEL "Moving On"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,743 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stalker Wars by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All My Heart by LadydemonLyn reviews
Better Summary inside.High School Fic. Mostly SasuNaru other pairings inside. Naruto and Sasuke's last year of high school. Love is stalking everyone. LEMONS Cussing Currently editing all chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,101 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What's My Next Move by MYsasuke-kun reviews
when sasuke and naruto are fighting in a clearing, what happens when sasuke suddenly ends up on top of naruto, pinning the other teen down? oneshot, yaoi, lemon, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Slave because of a Friend? by XD chibi XD reviews
How the hell did Naruto manage to get Sasuke as a room mate and then be made his slave? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,016 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha All the Way! by rowanashke reviews
Kakashi's dating Iruka. Asuma's dating Shikamaru. Both think the other's boyfriend is hot. They get drunk. An evil plan is born... takes a deep breath AsuIruKakaShika. First request ficcie. Read my profile for more info on that. Major lemons, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Iruka U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Anonymous Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
Naruto writes a love poem to Sasuke but leaves it as Anonymous, now Sasuke’s on a mission to find out who the hell gave it to him! Rated M For Later Chapters. Chapter 16 up and story is now COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,357 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nervous? by Alley-Oop reviews
Naruto plays the nervous game with Sasuke. What could possibly come of this? [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plaything by BlazeorFade reviews
Dean brings home a surprise for Sam. Threeway. Wincest. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
To Find a Sasuke by Wingedchilde reviews
Sasuke's lost. Naruto must find him. But does he have to be so loud about it? Yes, yes he does. But wait, did he just say...? If Sasuke shows up, he'll do what! Oh my. Slash SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 9,099 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Any Love by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasunaru! A angsty little smutty oneshot ficlette thing. Naruto thinks of Sasuke Sasuke is being perverted, lots of...stuff...and stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
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It's In My Eyes reviews
There is something up with Naruto's eyes and for once something good comes out of it! Sasu/Naru Oneshot Lemon Naruto's P.O.V I based this off a manga i read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coming Home To Somethig Special
sasuke has been away on a mission. but when he comes home he has a very special surprise waiting. yaoi , boyxboy, lemon, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Naruto 7 Minutes in Heaven reviews
this is just an other 7 minutes in heaven not very graphic, a lot is implied. okay sucky summary but yer
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Revenge is Sweet reviews
kakashi has two lovers. so what happens when they find out about each other while kakashi is on a mission? and what happens when kakashi get home? lemon, boyxboy, yaoi, sasunaru. sorry i suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete