TheBeastlyMan
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Joined 02-14-15, id: 6517648, Profile Updated: 02-14-15

Hi,

Name's TheBeaslyMan. I love writing and enjoy talking with others. I also love helping other and have some crazy ideas in Fanfiction. I'm always working with others and trying to add more new things to the Fanfiction community.

Currently I'm planning on writing several Fanfiction about:FT(Fairy Tail),Naruto,アカメが斬る!(Akame ga Kiru!),and ハイスクールDD(High School DxD)

About me I'm a Guy or a Girl hehe you decide nah just kidding I'm a guy who likes to read(a lot)and to eat(again a lot)I'm also a Gamer,a Physicist,and a Otaku hehe I'm a weird combination alright.

Age :between 22 to 35 years old
Skin color:I'm pale if you ask me just think of Edward's skin in Twilight cause I never leave my home unless deemed necessary
Height :5.5 feet
Hair color:Grey with silver stripes(I'm not old okay i was told it was because of me lacking melanin)
Eye color :Red(again still because of my lack of melanin)

Now that's enough about me now here some things I added for fun :D

My favorite Fairy Tail pairings are:

Natsu x Mirajane

Natsu x Lissana

Natsu x Mirajane x Erza

Natsu x Erza

Natsu x Ultear

Gajeel x Levy

Natsu x Ur

Natsu x Meredy

Natsu x Juvia

Gray x Juvia

Fairy Tail pairings I don't like:

Natsu x Gray

Mirajane x Freed

Mirajane x Laxus

Natsu x Lucy

Jellal x Erza

Favorite High School Dxd pairings are

Issei x harem(duh)

Issei x Akeno(I love Akeno)

Issei x Koneko

Issei x Serafall(she's cute)

Issei x Kuroka

Issei x Sona

Issei x Grayfia(oh the passion of an affair hehe)

Issei x Rias

Issei x Asia

Issei x Gabriel

Issei x Gender bent Vali

Issei x Irina

Issei x Raynare

Issei x Yasaka(IDK why)

Issei x Kunou(again IDK)

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”

Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.

Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.

You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.

The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There is a pic of this on Deviantart.com)

Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.

Master Chief is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.

Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.

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Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,046 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 5,041 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Arcs of Remnant: Jaune's Cat by bulletproofpencil reviews
Jaune finds a new friend, a kitten. Is Jaune capable of keeping up the responsibilities of owning a pet?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,042 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/27/2018 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Hunter of the Copy Wheel Eye by T. Kareon reviews
Instead of Pyrrha Awaking Jaune's power. Under a Life or Death moment in the Emerald Forest, Jaune awakens his own power...and a dark one at that.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,484 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Jaune A.
Beacon Days by RedGlitch reviews
What do you get when you give Jaune bloodthirsty, sociopathic and all around perverted traits? Add in some troll qualities and pretty sad no life aspects. Strong Jaune. Eventual Harem.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 113,239 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Way of the Protector by mlickko reviews
Ichigo died fighting Ulquiorra on top of the Las Noches and his hollow decided it was enough and Ichigo must arise stronger than ever. Watch as Ichigo learns how to accept himself and he becomes the person he always strived to be, the Protector. AU from the fight with Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 301,475 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S., R. Unohana, Lilinette - Complete
Naruto the Huntsmen by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Part 1 of 2 - Complete
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 152 - Words: 410,314 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
An Alternate Start and A Darker Hero by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
What if Jaune was orphaned at birth and his village was lost at 9? What if Ozpin was requested to take Jaune in? What if he accepted? Read as a darker and stronger Jaune Arc forges his path in Beacon, led by the book of his heritage and taught by Ozpin. Drop a review, hope you enjoy it. Dark (not evil) Jaune x Weiss [it'll be fun to write].
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
The Shinigami Huntsman by T. Kareon reviews
While trying to gain his Shinigami powers, Ichigo didn't find Zangetsu in his Inner World. Instead he found a red and black themed girl claiming to be his Zanpaktuo. IchigoxHarem. less-Prudish-Ichigo, Non-cannon acting Ichigo. Strong Ichigo...Multi-Crossover with Highschool Dxd.
Crossover - Bleach & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 183,457 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Ichigo K., Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6051 - Favs: 7,926 - Follows: 5,989 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Waking Up (Old) by BattleshipFusou reviews
Dying was easy, just close your eyes and go to sleep, that's it. But why am I still here? Why do I see a whole new world when I open my eyes? SI. Reincarnation. Genre Savvy. Fem Naru. Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,112 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
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