Red pineapple 13
 Pen Name: Shara Real Name: Wouldn't you like to know ;P Mental status: certified psyco. If I know what it is, and am interested, I'll write about it. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Copy this into your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you like to say random sentences in a conversation, copy this into your profile. If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will show this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this. But I'm an idiot and I needed company... You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today! Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FREAK RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp! Why am I acting like people are actually gonna read this thing?! |
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