Kakuzu/Yugito/Hidan. A long gallows walk, a prodigal son, a woman in a dark corner. Persimmons, peaches, tangerines. Gods move in strange ways. Thank you my lovely reviewers for reminding me to update before 3 years passed again!

The Mizukage makes a request. Mei/Ao. Collection of oneshots. No spoilers.

Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.

Very little good can come of Danzō and Sai in the same room as Tenten's corpse. Very, very little.

Kakuzu debates the wisdom of mass murder. Building even a single ninja takes funding, after all. Training, medication, nutrition... Think of all that money. Warning: semi-graphic violence/NCS

When it came to women, Jiraiya wasn’t at all picky. So long as she had breasts and a vagina, he’d do her. This would, of course, inevitably come back to bite him in the ass. AU, JINARU, CRACK

When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.

Kakashi, Naruto and Sakura. Sex during a boring mission. No redeeming social value whatsoever. Originally a response to a request on an iteration of Naruto Kink Meme on LJ.