"They call me Jimmy; I'm riding a whale!

After my lobotomy, I don't the same fee-al!

Stay far away from me, or face my in-san-i-ty!

Just like everyone, when I yelled 'I shall smite thee'!

But that was unique then, maybe once but never again!

Things just weren't the same after the Shnaks came!"

"They came out odd but just fine; Then they seeped into your mind.

You start yelling 'I like Shnaks' at times.

Of course they are all mine!"

They call me Jimmy, the ultimate Shnakmonger, but I am secretly...

Bazuki!

I am an avid 'crafter, *Ahem* amazing lego builder, and minor mtg fan. (Selesnya for the win!)

I am also known to be very HYDROPONIC MONKEY TROLL ENCHILADA EXORCISTS! random.

My fanfics will probably STRICTLY PURPLE RAINBOWS, THE GREATEST WEAPON OF TEH MAGICAL SPARKLY FLYING RAINBOW HIPPOCORN WAFFLES! be in the Star Wars, Maximum Ride, and/or Magic the Gathering worlds (Bazuki is a 'walker).

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever acted like you know what your friends were talking about because it would make you "more cool" or something, copy this into you r profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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1 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2 (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (X) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (X) You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (X) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 () You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it...
14 (X) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (X) You just looked at it

16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow

18 () You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (X) You have caught yourself drooling

21 () You've fallen asleep in class

22 (X) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (X) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (X) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (X) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (X) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug
28 (X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)

31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 () You break a lot of things

33 (X) Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (X) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (X) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (X) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (X) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 () You have spelled your name wrong
40 (X) You have drawn a disformed heart

Also, I have a few funny things I like, like Axe Cop, The Oatmeal, and Durdling Around

(You need to be a MTG fan for this one).

-Bazuki out.