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Okay. Let's get down to basics.

First, I go by the name Elyss. My pen name is supposed to be Elise - but, yeah, that got taken before I joined.

Random Interviewer: Are you directing offense to the one who took the pen name Elise?

Answer: No. Not really. Wait, what? Where did this interviewing thing come from? Security -

Going back to my introduction...

Second, yes, I like purple. That's pretty much why there is a 'Lavender' on my pen name.

Random Interviewer: Then why didn't you choose Elise Purple as your pen name?

Answer: (shakes head in Ryan Higa-slash-NigaHiga way of disapprovement) Why are you asking?

Random Interviewer: Uh, it's my job.

Answer: ... Elise Purple sounds... (insert whatever you want here). Okay, no offense to people who do like this name. Lavender just fits better.

Third -

Random Interviewer: Can you please not say anything more about your pen name? Readers are getting bored.

Answer: Who are you? Mah boss?!

Random Interviewer: No, I'm an interviewer interviewing you for this interview.

Answer: (looks at this guy-who-pops-up-from-nowhere-and-says-he's-an-interviewer as if he's a new specimen) Anyway.

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The Real Basic Stuff

Name: Elyss

Gender: Do I sound like a male? If yes, why, I'm flattered (ha-ha. Sarcasm). Well, I wear a uniform with a skirt in our school, and I don't cross-dress, so...

Age: 67. Ha-ha. No, I'm actually 3. Wait, I think I'm 99. Ha-ha.

Birthday: I forgot 'cause no one ever greets me during it (kneels in a corner with a dark, depressed aura).

Hobbies: Writing stories, listening to music, drawing pointless stuff, daydreaming, conserving energy by sleeping, reading

Likes: Food, more food, wait, did I already mention food?

Dislikes: Zero-over-the-greatest-number-on-this-earth rated books, music, food, movies, etc. You get my point.

Well, that's basic now, right?

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OCs

Name: Haruka Shione

Random Interviewer: I have noticed that 'Shione' is close to 'Shion', Kaito's (of Vocaloid) last name. Did you base her surname from his name?

Answer: Security? Security! Hellooo? I can't believe this place is so unguarded (does roundhouse kick to Random Interviewer and sends him flying out of the window). Anyway, yes, yes I did. I was currently obsessing over Vocaloid and Kaito's last name just popped into my mind. Oh my grilled cheese - I need to get back to my OC Info.

Age: Depends on what anime I'd put her in, but I'd like to say she's around 15.

Birthday: April 17

Hair Color and Description: Purple, reaches the middle of her back. Usually adorned with a thin braid or two, a headband or a bow. She rarely ties it up except when the weather says so, or if there is a special/formal occasion. When she ties it up, it is usually in a ponytail or a loose bun with several hair strands escaping.

Eye Color: Cyan

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Name: Ame Yorune

Age: 15

Birthday: December 21

Hair Color and Description: Black, barely reaches her shoulders. It is always let down and she only uses a teal headband to accessorize it.

Eye Color: Green

Personality: Tomboy-ish, a tsundere

Random Interviewer: Why did you put a -

Answer: (roundhouse kick) How that guy survived and got back up here, I have no idea. The reason I put a 'Personality' category on Ame was because her character was majorly based off of me. I had the idea of her fixed and permanent personality. However, Haruka is the main OC I use, and based on the animes I thought of putting her in, I couldn't decide on a fixed personality for her.

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That's all for now. :3 (Well, it's pretty long, soo...)

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"You won't find faith or hope down a telescope

You won't find a heart and soul in the stars

You can break everything down to chemicals

But you can't explain a love like ours."

- The Script, Science & Faith