Name: deedeemeechie, grumpy bear, grumpy, or dia i don't feel like saying my real name

Appearance: long red hair, green and brown eyes (it's odd, and when i ask others they say either of those two) im 5'0 the shortest of almost all my friends, even those who are younger than me, and really pale skin with lots of freckles

Likes: music, my friends, pottery, reading, SHARPIES!!, duct tape, drawing, drawing on my friends/myself with either sharpies or pens, knives, creamy peanut butter, my memories, and baseballs, oranges!!!!

dislike: stereotypes, the smell of sharpies, plastic i can't rip with my nails when i'm mad, a LOT of people, the twilight series, people who hate me for no reason (i don't care as long as you have a reason), dead ipods, broken headphones, the fact im going to lose a number of my memories when i'm older, and crowds/groups of people

favorite colors: black, green, blue, silver, and rainbow(has to be a complete one though)

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[X] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 6]

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[X] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers! (im not girly though)
[X] - My closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 7]

Itachi Uchiha
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[ ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 1]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[ ] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 2]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ ] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno. (I hate how they portrayed her as a weak, whiny little bitch)
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[ ]- I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.

[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 3]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[ ] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[ ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 1]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4]

fuck yeah! most like konan!

Murphy's Martial Arts Laws: Fifteen scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts

1. The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

2. The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.

3. You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.

4. The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.

5. The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking techniques.

6. If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.

7. After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.

8. After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.

9. In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.

10. No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.

11. If you are sick and come to class anyway, you will end up coughing like you are about to die at least once.

12. The better you know someone, the more likely you are to get hurt by them/hurt them.When you are wearing the most embarrassing outfit ever, your instructor will see you.

13. If you have a crush on someone of the opposite gender in your class, you will injure them.

14. If you are a girl, and your hair is in a ponytail, you are very likely to have your hair pulled/yanked/in your face anyway.

15. If you are having cramps that day, you will be sparring.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex
Matt

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
Black

3. Your first initial?
D

4. Your month of birth?

December

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
Amy

7. Your favorite number?
13

8. Do you like California or Florida more?
Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

I wish to have gotten an acceptance letter to Hogwarts when 11

11.Are you done?

yeah

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. ... disturbing, that my brother, i guess in brotherly manner then

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can’t.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the damned Rabbit some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Simon Cowell Speaks the truth copy and paste this into you profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 26 of 2006 just because it was "too small" or "off it's orbit" for a couple scientist's likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about ItaSasu before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different. Crazy is realising you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is having a dream where you almost get killed twice and its still super funny! Crazy is when you perform different 'positions' in front of a crowd, showing which way is better, and laugh when they look at you, confused and blushing. Crazy is when you tell your friend a yaoi joke and end up laughing like a lunatic when they ask you what is yaoi. Crazy is when you imagine which characters from Naruto have secret laughing fits that no one knows about. Crazy is when your friends expect you blow up the school with your hyperness after eating something not sugary or hyper-inducing.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn and a camera and yell 'DO A FLIP!!!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind, copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this into your profile.

ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! If this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, red-eyedgal, Lee Wolf 10, Sweet Nightmare's Good Byes, X0Hannah0X, Tsarina Torment, 4000kills, Vocaloid Naruto's kurohime, Akari.Wolf.Princess, Haru's Cowgirl. ChibiLovezx, sasusakuforever123, Secluded yet social

Sure fire ways to know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter
1) There is at least one Harry Potter poster somewhere in your house
2) Hedwig’s Theme is the #1 most listened to song on your iPod
3) People who wear circular black glasses catch your attention
4) You own all of the books
5) You own all of the movies
6) You own all of the video games, even if you don’t play video games
7) When you look onto your computer screen, there’s Luna with her Spectrespecs on, staring back at you
8) You tend to daydream with the characters, in adventures where you’re a Hogwarts student
9) You one day dream of marrying Neville Longbottom, or any of the other Harry Potter guys or girls
10) You once stayed up until 4:00 in the morning trying to finish a part in one of the books, and eventually fell asleep with your book
11) You have fallen asleep reading your Harry Potter book to all hours of the night more than once
12) You nearly pass out if you see a tear in one of your books, even if you do need a microscope to see it
13) You have taken a Harry Potter Sorting Quiz just to see who would be your friends at Hogwarts
14) You have taken various Harry Potter Sorting Quizzes, refusing to believe you’re a Hufflepuff (Actually i was sorted into Gryffindor on the quiz)
15) People with messy black hair and green eyes catch your attention, too
16) Every time you see a toad, you think, ‘Trevor!’
17) You tend to look at people and make comparisons to characters in the books because of their appearance
18) You have nicknamed at least one of your teachers Snape, to yourself, because of how much hate boils inside of you at the sight of them
19) You turn your Harry Potter fantasies into Fanfictions!
20) When you watch sports you think of Quidditch
21) When you get dressed, you think, ‘Hey, this looks like something Ginny would wear!’
22) You have, at least once, come running into the streets shouting ‘Save the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!’
23) You immediately dislike anyone who says Harry Potter books stink.
24) You life-long goal is to get J.K. Rowling’s autograph, even if you have to cross vast deserts for it
25) Every time you see a cat, you stop to see if it has squares around its eyes that look like spectacles
26) You refer to doctors as Healers
27) Every time you see plants you think of Neville
28) You tend to run and scream for your life every time you see a bald guy who looks suspiciously like Voldemort (Yes, Tom Riddle himself!)
29) You wonder if your dentists are Hermione’s parents
30) When you see a dying plant, you think, ‘Neville would be ashamed!’
31) You yell at the movie screen because they left out one of your favorite parts in the books
32) You get upset when they change things in the movies
33) You stare at all dogs closely, hoping its Sirius Black in disguise
34) You secretly hope and think you are a wizard and will receive a letter from Hogwarts any day now
35) When you can’t find things, you find yourself pointing an imaginary wand at the spot where you think it is and say, ‘Accio _!’
36) You wish that your school bus would one day take you to Hogwarts
37) When someone gets on your nerves, you find yourself muttering under your breath, ‘Avada Kedavra.’
38) The last name Potter catches your attention.
39) You find yourself striking up a conversation with someone who you barely talk to just because they’re reading a Harry Potter book.
40) You automatically correct people when they misquote the movies or books. They stare.
41) You find yourself begging your family to give the series a chance and watch the movies if they’re too lazy or ‘too busy’ to read the books
42) After one of the movies end, and your family is begging for you to tell them what happens next, you tell them your lips are sealed and they’ll never find out unless they read the books or wait for the next movie to come out in a year and a half
43) You plan to start a Potter fan army!!!
44) Every time you see an owl, you look for a letter or package it might be carrying with it
45) When you’re the only one in your house, you find yourself riding around on a sweeping broom screaming, ’10 points for Gryffindor! Take that Slytherins!’
46) You copy and paste this onto your profile, then write down this entire list in a notebook.

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[X] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

] Other = hot

[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie

[ ]Skirt/skort = skank

[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ]Ripped jeans = emo

[ ]Cammo = cage fighter

]Jeans = prep

[X]PJs = pimp

[ ]Cargo = clown

[ ]Sweats = athlete

[ ]Boxers = brat

[ ]Booty shorts = female

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = hoe

[ ]Dickies = weirdo

[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ]Black = with a sexy smile

[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[X]Red = that likes to have fun

[ ]Brown = who loves to be different

[ ]Dirty bl with a nice ass

[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:

[ ]1 = who ate

[ ]2 = who needed

[ ]3 = who killed

[ ]4 = who shot

[ ]5 = who killed

[ ]6 = who smoked with

[ ]7 = who banged

[ ]8 = who cuddled with

[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 = who ran shirtless with

[ ]11 = who slept with

[X]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ]02 = a dog

[ ]03 = a shoe

[ ]04 = a toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man

[ ]07 = Barney the dinosaur

[ ]08 = a prostitute

[ ]09 = a porn star

[ ]10 = a bag of weed

[ ]11 = my lover

[ ]12 = a glass of milk

[ ]13 = a horse

[ ]14 = a lesbian

[ ]15 = a stripper

[ ]16 = a pickle

[ ]17 = a jew

[ ]18 = a homo

[ ]19 = an orange

[ ]20 = my mom

[ ]21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a whore

[ ]23 = my crush

[ ]24 = an easter egg

[ ]25 = a jar of honey

[ ]26 = a condom

[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ]28 = a french fry

[ ]29 = Paris Hilton

[X]30 = your dealer

[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[ ]Black = because I'm sexy as hell

[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[X]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ]Purple = because I'm gay

[ ]Gray = because I got dared

[ ]Other = because that's how I roll

[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ]Brown = because I had to

[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

Im a freaky pimp who likes to have fun and ran naked with your dealer because I have AMZING boobs.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like Slinkies... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do, kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

HERE ARE 40 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!! :

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.
26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.
27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!
28. Pass out bananas
29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss
30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad..."
31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself
32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.
33. Camp out in the frozen food section.
34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.
35. Give random old people your number
36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.
37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.
38. Yell mango
39. Stand in front of a store, not lettin anyone in
40.Call yourself nicknames like tree and turt

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? yes

3) How many houses have you lived in? 1

4) Favorite candy bar? i really don't have one

5) Favorite shoes? rainbow shoes!!!! with black

6) Have you ever tripped someone? yeah!

7) Least favorite school subject? math and german (their tied)

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? no

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Pokemon!!!

12) Favorite genre of music? heavy metal, Alternative, rock

13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn

14) What time were you born? sometime in the afternoon

15) Do you like beer? No

16) Ever made a prank phone call? yeah!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? i dont have any CDs

18) Are you sarcastic? No, of course not *voice dripping with sarcasm*

19) What are your favorite colors? black, silver, blue, green

20) How many watches do you own? 1, its broken

21) Summer or winter? summer, i get to go to camp!

23) Favorite color to wear? black or blue

24) Pepsi or Sprite? pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? red

26) Where is your second home? Camp Cedars

27) Have you ever slapped someone? no...

28) Have you ever had a cavity? about... 8 i think?

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? one, on my desk

30) How many video games do you own? to lazy to count, a lot

31) What was your first pet? cat

32) Ever had braces? no

33) Do looks matter? i don't particularly practice it, but yes, for jobs and such

34) Do you use chapstick? no but i have it

35) Name 3 teachers from your school. Ms. Mabie, Ms. Tillman, Mr. Brunswig

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? neither

37) Are you too forgiving? sometimes.

38) How many children do you want? none, it'd hurt like hell. i'm adopting

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Hell yeah.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Cereal.

41) Do you own a gun? Yep! a water gun!

42) Ever thought you were in love? no

43) When was the last time you cried? i dont know, i dont keep track

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? try to sleep

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? no

47) Have you ever been in a castle? no

48) Nicknames? dee dee, deed, grumpy, grumpy bear, redhead, escapa, alakadash(mix of alakazam and rapidash), ponita, ireland, and dia

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? yeah

55) Do you own a diamond ring? no

56) Are you happy with your life right now? yeah, its ok

57) Do you dye your hair? yes, but my hair won't retain a color other than it's own

58) Does anyone like you? no

59) What year were you born? 1996

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? not existing

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? nope

62) McDonalds or Wendys? neither

63) Do you like yourself? not really, but it doesnt really matter

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? neither

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? not really

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No

68) Do you own a webcam? built into my comp

69) Have you ever stripped? no 0.o

70) Ever broke a bone? no

72) Do you chat on AIM often? no, dont have one

73) Pringles or Lays? pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? yes

75) Rugrats or Doug? doug

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

77) Did you like your school guidance counselor? dont know them i prefer to avoid them

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yeah, but I'm not, just fluffy

79) Do you have a birth mark? no

80) Do you own a car? No

81) Can you cook? kinda, but not really

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1: My sister

2: humanity

3: school

83) Do you text message often? no

84) Money or love? money, i don't like getting close to others

85) Do you have any scars? yeah

86) What do you want more than anything right now? to be able to have any game or game console i want to instantly appear out of no where ( and i get to keep them from my older sister!)

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? when they are good

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships, in the friend type

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? neither

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? somewhat, it disgusts me, but it does taste good

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? no

92) Do you own a box of crayons? nope, i prefer sharpies!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? no one

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? my mom

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? idk

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? deirdre

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? no one

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? friend on facebook

100) Who was the last person that called you? mom

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "Hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 Inner Gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the Curse Mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'

I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy (unless someone makes one of my friends cry... then i go psycho murderer...)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Fuck stereotypes.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naruto, HolyMageMouto, lilitachisama, Akuma Uchiha, secluded yet social

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki, Kuroneko1981, lilitachisama, Akuma Uchiha, secluded yet social

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Ren Modoki Mouto)

Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name if you hate Karin from Naruto: Kakashi Forever, Hatake Kazumi, lilitachisama, Akuma Uchiha, secluded yet social

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Akatsuki is the most fucking badass group ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sasuke is VERY gay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Gaara is a misunderstood, pretty badass Kazekage, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Itachi is badass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Deidara and his hands are badass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Naruto is the best fucking anime series ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on your site!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising,Amber Neagaze, DidiTwitches, Tia Minx, Akuma Uchiha,secluded yet social

95% of all teens would go into a panic if Hannah Montana was on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn and invited friends while yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When:

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (I am SO doing that when I graduate! XD)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("ART IS A BANG!")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13) You try to kill your brother (or sister!!!) everyday.

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

“How dare you use such profain language! Have you no shame? What about the children that could be listening? Now watch your fucking mouth you goddamn cock sucking asshole before I fornicate your motherfuckin skull with an iron stick! Hail Jashin-sama!!!” Hidan on swearing

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Orochimaru is a gay creepy snake, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on your profile!!

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Hidan is seriously badass and fucking amazing and you are waiting for him to crawl out of the dirt and kick Shikamaru's ass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

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1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

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I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out. I'm the one doing the asking...)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, Alex274, TheEmoChick, secluded yet social

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

Female comebacks:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together!
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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Bold what applies

I am:

Happy. Sad. A good friend. Adventurous. Shy. Confident. Procrastinating. A male. Bored. Anxious. Clumsy. Sociable. Always punctual. Selfish. Intelligent. Funny. A female. Sarcastic. Insecure. Sick. Beautiful. Articulate. Loud. Kind. Even tempered. Honest. Short. Tall. Medium height. Proud of myself. Loving. Witty. Down to earth. Outspoken. Determined. High maintenance. Pretty. Assertive. Organized. Selfless.

I have:

Brown hair. Blue eyes. Pale skin. Brown eyes. Curly hair. Long fingernails. Curves. Braces. Chipped nail polish. Long legs. Straight hair. A fringe. Long eyelashes. Sore feet. Dark skin. Green eyes. Blonde hair. Dyed hair. Red hair. Short legs. Big boobs. Rosy cheeks. Wavy hair. Black hair. A small waist. Piercings. Tattoos. Big ears. Short hair.

I love:

Babies. Flowers. Kisses. Summer. Coffee. The rain. Candles. Incense. Late night. Talk shows. Insects. Hugs. Attention. The beach. Chocolate. Music. Hats. Harry Potter. Twilight. Facebook. Narrating my pet’s thoughts. Opening gifts. Buying gifts. Black and white photos. Sleeping in. Driving. Halloween. Cute texts. Apples. Compliments. Country music. Hip hop. Sushi. Sports. Art. Singing. Seeing my loved ones happy. Surprises. Sunsets and sunrises. Skinny dipping. Horror movies. Simon Cowell. Family Guy. Garlic. Hearing somebody talk in their sleep. Being right. KFC. Abstract photography. Concerts and festivals. Tanning. Oversized t-shirts.

I would love to be a:

Police officer. Lawyer. Doctor. Teacher. Fruit picker. Mother . Greenpeace volunteer. Hippie. Groupie. Rockstar. Football player’s wife. Therapist. Singer. Actress. Diving instructor. Lottery winner. Company owner. Housewife. Nurse. Builder. Race car driver. Website developer. An inspirational talker. Music teacher. Artist. Chef. Makeup artist. Hairdresser. Restaurant owner. Homeless shelter volunteer. Fitness trainer. Vet. Radio show host. Band manager. Photographer.

I like to eat:

Fruit. Vegetables. Fast food. Sushi. In bed. Rice. Sandwiches. Subway. Chicken. Cakes. Seafood. A lot. Pasta. Rice crackers. When I’m bored. Cheese. Ice cream. Garlic bread. Peanut butter out of the jar. Eggs. Lots of ethnic foods. Pancakes. Honey. Lunch. Bread crusts. Low calorie foods. Soy products. Gluten free products. Only when I’m hungry. Toast. Beef. Breakfast. Pizza.

I dislike:

Cold mornings. Baths. People dissing my taste in music. People in front of me walking really slowly. Having my personal space invaded. Cleaning. Going to bed early. Wine/beer. Religion arguments. Coffee. The beach. Rain. Children. Having my photo taken. Drama. Gossiping. Hip hop. Cooking shows. Drugs. Cats. People singing happy birthday to me. School. Selfish people. Social networking sites. Swimming. Snow. Eminem. Seafood. One word text messages. Awkward silences. Alarm clocks.

bold what applies

Have You Ever…

been in love
fallen off of a ladder
been to military school
lost someone close to you (rather in no contact with someone than died)
fallen asleep in class
been kicked out of school
made an ass out of yourself
played spin the bottle
played truth or dare
been on a roller coaster
went swimming in the ocean
went on vacation with someone other than your family (staff trip)
smashed something with a hammer
had a pet cat
made enemies with someone that was once your friend
kissed someone of the same sex
kissed a complete stranger
counted down to the new year
traveled out of the country
spent more than 1000 dollars at once
been grounded for longer than a month
made a survey on bzoink
gotten high
taken painkillers without a prescription
had a job
had a facebook
spent more than 5 hours at once online
illegally downloaded music
made a really embarrassing typo
been to a graduation
sent a mean text message to the wrong person
used Swype texting
went shopping at Hollister
went shopping at Hot Topic
went shopping early in the morning on Black friday
spent more than 5 hours on the phone with the same person
smoked weed
been to a college party
spent all day watching movies
burnt your toast
made dinner for someone special
broken a bone
played a sport
been to a concert
played a board game
played guitar hero
owned anything by apple
slept for over 12 hours straight
went longer than a week without bathing
done something gross for money
worn an ugly christmas sweater
told a secret that you vowed to keep
gotten a huge phone bill
done a cartwheel
been to a funeral
sang in a karaoke contest
went camping in a tent
tried to break a world record
been to a video game convention
failed a class
ridden in an ambulance
lost something really valuable
judged someone before knowing them
been in a car accident
done shots
dated someone just to get back at someone else
had a myspace
been to the opera (phantom of the opera)
taken a dance class
been depressed (non diagnosed)
broken up with someone
been kissed in the rain
had a romantic evening
watched cartoons
sent someone naughty pictures
had something stolen from you
went away without doing your hair/makeup
been called rude names by someone you didn’t know
felt insecure
went to a church
been baptized
been in a physical fight
given someone the finger while driving
gotten a spray tan
eaten a whole pizza by yourself
dated someone over the internet
gotten annoyed for no reason
thought you were pregnant
cuddled with an animal
cried yourself to sleep
done hard drugs
been afraid of the dark
lost something in your couch
lied to a best friend
lied to your family
seen a shark up close
driven on the wrong side of the road
been to a rave
been in a near-death situation
been to a circus
gotten into a verbal fight
studied a different language
wished you could go back in time
been a member of girl scouts or boy scouts
did something you’re not proud of
moved to a different state
been to a rodeo
talked sexually to someone you didn’t know
used AIM
questioned your reasons for living
hurt yourself on purpose
been called a redneck
been called a prep
gotten hurt in a sports game
partied hard on new years
made plans that fell through
given birth
smoked a cigarette
lived in a trailer park
met someone famous
been in a music video
had a part in a movie
worked as a stripper
gotten a lap dance
watched an anime
watched a gory movie
owned an iphone
bought something off of craigslist
gotten angry at your tv
laughed so hard that you cried
cried over something small
been trick or treating
went on an easter egg hunt
tried skydiving
eaten sushi
stayed up for more than 4 days straight
donated something to charity
had a crush on a friend
had trouble admitting that you were wrong
prank called someone
played world of warcraft
seen south park
went over the speed limit
peed your pants in public
been to a waterpark
had a nervous breakdown
wished you could run away
felt addicted to the internet
had a caramel frappe
eaten fast food for 3 meals in a row

Bold what applies (i'm bored)

I'm tired of learning, tossing and turning.

My bedroom walls are a bright colour.
My house really needs a makeover.
Having my own talk show would be super fun.
My dream job is to be an author.
I wear my hair up most of the time. (somewhat, in a ponytail, but lies flat on my back)
Someone has confessed to liking me recently.
Animal cruelty is just as bad as the holocaust.
I feel like a ghost most of the time.
Grapefruit is the best smelling body wash.
Cucumber is the best smelling body wash.
I have seen a real live tiger before.
I’ve ripped a purse before from having so much stuff in it.
I refuse to go to bed without brushing my teeth.
I’ve hurt someone/myself with a knife before.
Salad is delicious.
My fingers are really short.
I read and love fanfics.
My family has french ancestors.
Boys always smell good.
I’ve been told I could be a model before.
I say whatever’s on my mind.
I say ‘horrifying’ instead of plain old ‘scary’.
I’ve proposed to someone before.
My last girlfriend/boyfriend was a really, really bad kisser.
I’d be miserable if I couldn’t go on the computer for a month.
I’ve been told I’m a waste of air before.
I tell my pets I love them.
I tell my grandparents I love them.
I’m allergic to so many things.
I’d rather eat nothing but hot dogs then eat nothing but oranges.
I’ve been kicked out of a store before.
I am happy with who I am.
My dad is an amazing cook.
I live with an aunt or uncle.
Bzoink = best site ever.
I know someone who is due to have a baby any day now.
I haven’t had fast food in years.
I never ask permission for anything: I just go ahead and do it.
Doing surveys is more fun then making them.
Most of my wardrobe is black. (mother forces the color out of me)
Me and a sibling share a mutual friend.
I make the BEST spaghetti.
I went to church this week.
I’ve been the ‘other woman’ in an affair.
I’ve seen my best friend with only underwear on before.
I have no idea where my dad is right now.
I don’t know a lot of people in my facebook friends.
There’s no way I’d ever move from the city I live in right now.
I’m scared I’m going to die alone.
Reese’s Pieces are the best snack for all-nighters.
I own a pair of cowboy boots.
I’ve lost my respect for someone.
My hair is past my shoulders.
I just woke up.
If someone looked in my closet right now they’d think I’m a neat freak.
Blueberry pancakes are so much better then chocolate chip ones.
I’ve changed diapers so many times before I don’t even mind it anymore.
The movie ‘Cheaper by the dozen’ was hilarious.
There’s a hammock in my back yard.
My username on Bzoink/Xanga is a song title or lyric.
I prefer to hear the truth, no matter how mean it is.
I wish I could go out with Jude Law.
Someone has seen me completely naked before.
Just the thought of fish makes me feel like throwing up.
The last person I kissed is very important to me.
I have a huge garden with lots of flowers.
Today was better then yesterday.
If someone killed my best friend I’d honestly murder them with my own hands.
Designer labels don’t matter.
I have very low standards when it comes to dating.
The thought of losing my mother is too much to bear.
Having a picnic is such a cute date idea.
The last person I spoke to over IM is really annoying
I’ve never given up on anything before.
I’ve already met the person I want to spend my life with.
I have been judged by my skin colour before.
There is someone I would be completely lost without.
I’m spoiled rotten and I know it.
There’s a certain friend who always ditches me for their bf/gf.
I’m dating the last person I texted.
It’s ‘coloUr’, not ‘color’
I don’t think I’d survive without my favourite hoody.
Polka dots plaid.
I dry my bangs first.
I use a curling iron daily.
I love orange popsicles.
My camera’s brand is sony.
I think its cute when a guy spends time with his mom.
I hate being late.
I have roommates.
I drink too much.
I should be sleeping.
I listen to music while I get ready.
I love the game zuma.
This summer will be amazing.
I’ve read Crank.
German chocolate is good.
I have a nose ring.
I hate the people I work with.
I love body butter.
I have been long boarding.
My house is too small.
Only my s/o understands me.
Take out is my kind of thing.
Nah, I’d rather make something to eat at home.
I need a date for something right now.
I use terms like stfu all the time.
I like being tan.
But not orange.
My camera is silver.
Nah, its blue.
I go to bed at 9 every night.
I party every weekend.
I’ve “shotgunned” beer before.
I would work in health care.
I hate greasy lotion.
I have a nice leather computer chair.
I’m the funniest person I know.
I love mini versions of things.
Maple flavor tastes good.
I have very good balance.
I remember duck duck goose.
Chalk boards annoy me.
My cell has a “keyboard.”
My cell has a memory card too.
I shop at Urban Outfitters.
I own a blue back pack.
I have got drunk on my birthday before.
I love tight pants.
I only use metal hangers.
I watch at least 1 show daily.
I have to organize my CDs.
I use to be obsessed with Happy Bunny.
I dot my I’s with a heart.
The first time I said the word organisms I said orgasms.
I remember “fortune tellers”
I take other peoples things without asking.
I love celery.
Sometimes I use Facebook “MSN”
I own a tent.
Costco is awesome.
Theres something hidden in my room.
Oranges are annoying to peel.
My legs crack when I sit down.

(once again) bold what applies

I am a cuddler. I am a morning person. I am an only child. I am currently in my pajamas. I am currently pregnant. I am left handed. I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. I bite my nails. I can be paranoid at times. I enjoy country music. I enjoy smoothies. I enjoy talking on the phone. I have a car. I have/had a hard time paying attention at school. I have a hidden talent. I have a pet. I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl. I have all my grandparents. I have been to another country. I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. I have broken a bone. I have caller I.D. on my phone. I have bathed someone. I have changed a diaper. I have changed a lot over the past year. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour. I have had major/minor surgery. I have killed another person. I have had my hair cut within the last week. I have mood swings. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I have rejected someone before. I like the taste of blood. I love Michael Jackson. I love sleeping. I love to shop. I own 100 CDs or more. I own and use a library card. I read books for pleasure in my spare time. I sleep a lot during the day. I watch soap operas on a regular basis. I work at a job that I enjoy. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I am currently wearing socks. I am tired. I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt. I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month

I have/had:

Graduated high school. Smoked cigarettes. Ridden every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a concert. Worked a concert. Helped someone. Spun turn tables. Watched four movies in one night. Been broken up with. Taken a college or university level course. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Watched someone die. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Your parents got divorced. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Gotten with someone who was in a relationship. Written a 10 page letter. Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Skipped school. Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Been in a mental hospital. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Fired a gun. Been in a school play or production. Been fired from a job. Taken a lie detector test. Swam with dolphins. Attempted suicide. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you couldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Had more than 5 online conversations going at once. Had a hamster. Dyed your hair. Had something pierced. Gotten straight A’s. Your parents sent you to a shrink. Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown Medium brown Dark brown Blonde Black Dirty blonde Strawberry blonde/Ginger Multicoloured

My eyes are:

Brown Blue Grey Green Hazel Light brown A combination of things

I am:

MaleFemaleOther

People sometimes label me as:

SlutGirlyUglyNerdOther

Some of my biggest fears are:

Spiders/other insects Dying Doctor/Dentist appointments Hospitals Needles Disease Being alone in the dark Heights Small spaces Oceans/large bodies of water Holes Large animals Small animals Open spaces Lightning crowds

I have:

A friend with benefits A laptop in my room A television in my room Good grades My own car Married parents

*I get very bored at times during the day

F YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescence

Waking Up: The Outlaw Torn by Metallica

First Day At School: Oogie Boogie Song by Nightmare Before Christmas, movie
Falling In Love: It's Been Awhile by Staind
Fight Song: Hero of the Day by Metallica
Breaking Up: What's This by Nightmare Before Christmas, movie
Prom night: Heights by Eyes Set to Kill
Life: Open Your Eyes by Staind
Mental Breakdown: Burnt Ice by Megadeth
Driving: The Ecstasy of Gold by Metallica

Flashback: Sign of an Open Eye by Gorgoroth
Getting back together: End Title by Nightmare Before Christmas, movie
Wedding: Whiplash by Metallica
Birth of Child: Human by Metallica
Final Battle: Like You Evanescence
Funeral Song: Sad But True by Metallica
Final Credits: Last Three Letters by Alesana