My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.

"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.

How much mischief can innocent, high school senior, Bella Swan get into in just one evening? A lot, if she's on the arm of bad-boy Edward Cullen. Entry in The Bad Boys of Twilight Contest. Awards: First Place Public Vote & Two Judges Choice Awards. (Mizzez Pattinson & Jonesn) E/B A/H

Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC

The sequel to Making a Memory. A complete story presented as a series of one shots that focuses on what happens after Tris and Tobias resume their normal lives and try to make a long distance relationship work.

"I make my cut, and hold my hand over the cold gray stones without hesitation. I may have an aptitude for two other factions, but I have to do whatever it takes to stay safe." Beatrice Prior chooses Abnegation, and learns her choice isn't what she thought it would be. All characters belong to Veronica Roth.

Modern Day/AU- Four & Tris meet on a flight where they're headed to New Zealand for work. They get to know each other a bit on the long journey, but are thrown into a situation they & the fellow passengers aren't expecting; a crash landing, on an uninhabited island. Enjoy the tale of their survival and romantic feelings for one another. Rated M/MA (language & mature sexual content)

"You want to recruit me?" Tris asked, partly dazed, partly incredulous. Dauntless, a top secret organisation, specialising in hand picking and training recruits to be secret, special agents. Beatrice 'Tris' Prior has been selected for their new recruit class. Modern AU. Eventually Four/Tris. A similar, yet different exploration of Divergent. Appearances from many known characters.

"As I look from person to person, taking in small pieces of their happiness, a pair of deep blue eyes catches me off guard. As soon as I see them, they're gone, but the intensity I felt in those few seconds makes me curious." A modern day AU where Tris and Christina take a much needed vacation, meeting some new friends along the way. All characters belong to Veronica Roth.

He's the soccer super-star. He's the quite little nerd. They've been friends since childhood. A closet case and openly gay. Hormones are raging and patience is wearing thin. Can they keep the secret? - 'Tis a Drabble.

Written for Pimp my Bunnies contest. Jasper Whitlock spent his high school years being tormented by Edward Cullen. Now years later when their paths cross again, could the boy he once hated become the man he loves? AH, slash...R&R, mature themes! mature audiences only!

He kisses my lips and then each of the four birds tattooed under my collarbone, lingering a little longer on the newest one; the one closest to my heart; the one that represents him. Post-Insurgent/Tris' fear of intimacy.

A fresh start for new teacher, Bella, who arrives in sunny Parma to teach English in the local high school. So used to going with the flow, she was curiously dissatisfied with her life. Will she continue to settle for Comfortable or will she find Amazing.

Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.

Jasper works in a coffee shop,where a dark haired admirer visits the same time everyday. Will Jasper fight his growing feelings or will he give in to the attraction. Slash. Originally a o/s for Fandom for Floods, now continued.

A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH

Eric is a forensic pathologist in the Shreveport Coroner's Office. Can he convince Shreveport's newest detective, Sookie Stackhouse, that he has more to offer on her unsolved cases than just his medical expertise? AH/AU All Eric POV. Now complete.

Edward Cullen and his friends mercilessly bullied Bella until one day she reached her breaking point and fled to Phoenix to live with her mother, Renee, and stepfather, Phil. An unexpected tragedy forces Bella, a completely changed person, to move back to Forks. Edward and the rest claim they're no longer the bullies they once were, but it's easier said than proven.

After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?

When Edward fell for Bella he knew his life would change forever, watch as he navigates this life with just love and a plan. Love, laughs, a crazy cat and some unexpected twists, he's ready to live his life, are you ready to read it? Day to Day Sequel *Must read DTD first* R&R

After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?

Once upon a time, a quirky woman barreled into a soft-spoken man's life and turned it upside down. Not that he complained about it...

Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)

How do you hide from the world when everyone knows your face? A tale of being broken and being put back together again. ExB AH Rated M.

After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH

REPOST Everyone loves a good game of truth or dare, right? Well join our favourite and not-so-favourate characters from Divergent in their game!

Edward's life is forever changed when Jasper enters it. AH/AU, mature themes.

Edward loves Vegas, but it's not nearly as fun when you're traveling for a work conference. Will he find a suitable way to distract himself from his co-workers? AH, AU, Edward/Jasper SLASH!

Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.

Edward meets Bella on the first day of elementary school. Their story as told by him.

I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB

When Edward's older brother Emmett decides it time for Edward to come out of his OCD shell, Edward will find himself doing something he never imagined he would. Falling in love. A story about truly finding yourself and living your life for you.

When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash

In the wake of tragedy, two unlikely friends learn what it means to move on. Sometimes goodbye is only the beginning. EXB, AH. A Twilight25 Round Six Fic

I do love me some extra credit assignments. Outtakes from The Expert/Amateur.

Sookie Stackhouse is a loner I.T. girl in a big building where Eric Northman is an exec. SERIES OF ONE-SHOTS. AH/OOC

Jasper is constantly searching for someone new to warm his bed at night. Edward is desperately seeking someone to love. When these two meet everything changes for them. Will it be for the better or for the worst? Slash/OOC

Edward has given up on Valentine's Day & having someone special to celebrate it with. Too many bad experiences have left him with only hatred for the day. But when he gets one very special valentine, will he be able to let his heart try one more time? AH

Jasper loves his life as a candyman - making sugary confections that make other people smile. What happens when someone crosses his path that finally makes him wonder if he could enjoy some candy of his own?

How long can you lust after your best friend's brother before you give up hope? How do you reconcile an attraction for someone you've thought of as a little sister? How long can two people dance around their feelings before they dance together? E/B AH

Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.

"What hurts the most, is being so close. And having so much to say, and watching you walk away. And never knowing, what could have been. And not seeing that loving you, is what I was trying to do." AH SLASH

All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?

A new story in the Expert/Amateur universe. Sookie and Professor Sex face some professional turned personal challenges.

Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC

Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!

Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.

Eric and Sookie are reunited years after a devastating break-up. Eric is an active duty Marine and Sookie is still struggling to move on. Will they take a second chance at true love, or is there too much history between them? AH/AU/OOC, etc.

Celebrity Eric Northman plays good Samaritan when Sookie gets injured by the paparazzi following him. What happens when they discover that she has amnesia? When all is said and done, can you find true love in a flash of blinding light?

In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.

This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.

Eric is a single dad with an eight-year-old daughter who just moved to Bon Temps. Sookie is a college student who is called in as a last-minute babysitter. Sparks fly. AH/AU/OOC

AH/AU - Sookie and Eric, who are from opposite side of the planet,and are both running away from something, fall in love and deal with the consequences.

I thought you guys might want a peek at Sookie's Facebook page. I'll post it from time to time so you can keep up with what's going on with her. This is post Book 10 and a You Want Blood Award nominee.

The new librarian is having quite the steamy effect on our resident hottie, Fire Fighter Eric Northman. SPARKS will fly! Can she light his fire? Okay, enough with the puns. ON WITH THE LEMONS! Fun and flirty, then hot and heavy. You know how I roll.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSUS T! Outtake from Over the Hills and Far Away. Missing chapter: Prague.

Sequel to Over the Hills and Far Away. Moving to Stockholm, being a new wife and settling her baby-daddy drama puts a lot of strain between the newly married Eric and Sookie. Will they remember what's important through it all? AH/AU

For Support Stacie auction winner smg528. Eric's POV from chapter 13 of Over the Hills and Far Away. One-shot.

Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!

AH/AU: Sequel to The Expert, which has been removed from FF. Its amazing what comes back to haunt you. Looking to the future with the editor and the professor.

After her carefully planned European trip is ruined because her boyfriend Bill is caught cheating, Sookie embarks on her own journey and runs into a handsome, Swedish man who spontaneously decides to accompany her on the trip. Eric/Sookie. AH.

Geeky Edward has been dating free spirit Jasper for about half a year now. When Edward comes home from BlizzCon and sees Jasper with another man, all his worst fears about himself are confirmed. A Support Stacie story for AmyMorgan. OOC, Slash, JxE

Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU

Sookie is a makeup artist on a film starring the famous Eric Northman. What starts as a normal work day turns into something much more fun. AH, AU, OOC. Nominated for two Lemon Tart Awards and a You Want Blood Award.

Sookie & Amelia travel abroad to Sweden, only to find love and fun times! Of course, Eric owns a bar, when does he not. Snarky Pam comments and loads of romance. Maybe some lemons. My first fic, be gentle! AH/AU, maybe OOC. Apologies for the title!

Sookie moves in to a new apartment. Could her landlord just happen to be the man of her dreams? All human

Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.