Where Thorin is water, deep and vast and unpredictable as the sea, Dwalin is fire. Or, well, something equally burning, for the passionate scalding heat of volcanoes is actually made of molten rock and stone (or so her father's books claim, and how fit would that be for such a rock-skulled dwarrow). Either way, Bilbo is terribly, hopelessly, ridiculously in love with them.

The city outside is still and quiet and boring and Puck can't think of anywhere in the vast universe or any of its many planes of existence he'd rather be than right where he is, plowed firmly into David's desk in the office of the Eyrie Building.

Closing his eyes after a rather violent encounter with Azog and opening them again sitting on the bench in front of Bag End was very-much-not what Bilbo expected when he joined his dwarves in the Battle Of Five Armies. And, to be honest, the thought of doing everything again, without any of them knowing what they mean to him, was rather terrifying...

Leaving the Shire does not only mean throwing away the Gift generously given to them by the Green Lady, it also means never coming back. Bilbo still runs after the dwarves, for, really, this choice it is not a choice at all.

Male Omega's in the Sarmatian culture are treated differently than ones in Roman culture, as Arthur is about to learn. Arthur/Lancelot/Gawain/Galahad/Tristan...Really it's just Omega!Galahad in heat.

Set after the end of season 5, a lot of AU stuffs. Savage survived and Darth Sidious was taken care of by Yoda. Dooku had escaped but that had (nearly) nothing to do with the story. Savage's instinct told him to find his lifetime mate. He ended up learning that Feral was still alive. His instinct screamed that Feral was his mate and Savage knew the courting wasn't going to be easy.

Slattery has come home to Chandler after a three-month assignment with the Western Reserve National Guard's Lake Erie Fleet.

When he tumbled off that cliff clutching onto Hannibal Lecter, the only thought Will Graham had was how wrong he was to have decided to kill the two of them. Their love would never be and that was the biggest regret Will ever had. Good thing they survived the fall.

Technically this is a McSpirk aka Spock/Bones/Kirk aka MxMxM so if you don't like don't read! Anyway a transporter accident causes the trio to switch bodies. What will they have to do to get back to normal? What will they learn along the way? Does Spock like his new southern accent? Chapters will appear regularly and rating will go up as the story continues. Please enjoy and review

Never had there been a worse birthday. No Slash.

Where an ill-thought decision by Arthur leads to an unfortunate outcome and reveals a certain, extremely guarded knight's rebellious and protective streak ... **WARNING: Contains mild slash and rated, mostly thanks to Bors' runaway yap, for strong language.**

When Fíli doesn't escape the goblin tunnels, the Goblin King trades his captive to Azog, who is only too happy to throw his broken prize at Thorin's feet when he finally catches up to the company.

Goliath x Elisa. Contains consensual, straight smut. "Plot": Elisa wakes up a gargoyle, and having amnesia of the last 5 years. I found this old story in my files and decided to post it for laughs. It's pretty tacky. Hope you enjoy it anyways, maybe it will be good for a laugh. :)

Jim's having a hard time letting go of his stress, so his bondmate steps in and helps him get rid of it - but not in a way Jim was expecting!

A month had passed since the turtles fought for New York City. Donnie had spent most of his time repairing things, and analyzing the mind control serum. However, he hadn't seen April during that time, but what happens after a surprise visit? Perhaps Donnie will finally get lucky.

"It will take more than a cold to stop me." – Fíli is sick and too stubborn to do anything about it. Kíli, Thorin, and Dís combine forces to help him get better. Fluffy oneshot.

Camelot's stable boy Percival has spent three months worried that Sir Gwaine wouldn't return from battle.

Dwalin does not like to concern himself with such things as his age. However, as he and his young scribe engage in their third round of lovemaking in one day, it occurs to him for the first time that he might be starting to get old. Dwori, Slash, PWP, Smut, Lang, Anal, Low-Cal Fluff. [edited]

Random ficlets I feel like writing. Mostly Fíli and Kíli. Some are fluff, some are angst. Who knows! It's a grab bag of Dwarves.

Fili and Kili are on a hunting trip and are attacked by orcs. The brothers are badly injured, and everyone worries that they won't survive. But the Durin family will stick together and never give up, no matter how bad the situation gets.

A young, frightened Alice Munro learns to be brave and finds love in the most unexpected place. Alice x Uncas. Written from Alice's POV.

Two little Dwarves need to warm up after playing out in the snow. Fluffy little oneshot.

Dorian only wanted to make sure that John's SmartBed was up to date with its software. He didn't actually mean to watch him masturbate. *SLASH*

Fíli and Kíli never understood what it was like for their elders. They never understood the effect of dragon fire and ruin. In a moment, that changes, and Fíli and Kíli wonder if they will ever be the same. Oneshot.

When Daniel risks his life during a mission, Jack confronts him with his feelings. However, to Daniel believing that Jack may love him isn't that simple.

Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.

Gwaine indulges in many vices, such as drinking, fighting and gambling... But his favourite indulgence is sex. If it were up to him, friends would have uncomplicated sex to pass the time and awkward feelings would never get in the way. However, when he falls for Merlin, those awkward feelings start to surface. What now? Merlin/Gwaine Slash

Kíli sat on the bed, his legs crossed and his eyes wide, feigned innocence radiating from his being. Dís put her hands on her hips. "Kíli, what have you done?" she said. "Nothing," Kíli answered too quickly. "An' I don't know where Fíli is, either." Little Durins oneshot.

Slash. One-Shot. Smutt. RemusXSirius. A different POV on the evening of Halloween 1981. Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content.

Tony goes into heat and really want's Steve. Luckily, Steve wants him back. Yes, another alpha/omega story. Mature readers only please.

Steve and Bucky finally reconnect with each other, after the events of the winter soldier. No major spoilers for the movie

Erwin loved the feeling of breaking Levi. Quick Eruri oneshot of Levi's little act of defiance in bed when he doesn't get his way and how it's broken down.

As Tristan's life hangs in the balance, Vanora has to be Dagonet's rock to stop him falling apart ...

Using the Vision's technology, Tony creates a body for J.A.R.V.I.S. and has fun with him... see what happens... WARNING: CONTAINS HARD YAOI!

Re-write of the movie. What if Loki went into heat every few hundred years, and what if it happened right in the middle of his invasion of Earth? WARNING: contains non-con, Loki-whump, changes to canon film. If this disturbs you, don't read.

Drabble. Thorin and Bilbo are expecting a dwobbit. mpreg. Why am I doing this? This is really just a collection of one-shots about Thorin and Bilbo's dwobbits and the plot is in no way linear.

Captured in Goblin Town, the Dwarves are at the mercy of the monstrous Goblin-King;he wants answers, and will do anything- and everything- to hear what he wants. Finding Thorin stubborn, he goes to the next best thing- his youngest nephew. Hurt!Kili, with caring and heroic Fili and Thorin. Please R&R! Will be multi-chaptered. Rated T.

A close call. A near miss. You know, the kind of thing they make a big deal of on the six o' clock news. It's what we all come to expect, after all. Society expects the good guys to pull through, never really considering the other side of the coin, never thinking about the goons that don't miss. Hell, John had seen this all first hand, been the statistic, but it never prepares you.

Morning signals the starting gun for Edonia, but the night belongs to the leads of Alpha Team. PWP. Nivanfield. Slash, Chris/Piers.

Chris will save Piers, even at the price of his soul. Post-RE6. Reluctant slash, Chris/Piers.

Everyone has a tale to tell, including those of Thorin's company. Stories of first kisses, quests, memories, the pains of life and the wisdom that comes with it. Read on as each member of the company learns not only more about each other, but about themselves. • CH1: 'Brothers in Arms' - The last moments of Fili and Kili, told by Bilbo. • I Accept Requests/Suggestions • R&R please!

Thorin comes home after a long trip with some special gifts for his two favorite little nephews. Just a fluffy little drabble.

While on a routine planet evaluation, Kirk participates in a ritual that accidentally turns him female. And while Bones is trying to find a cure, Spock goes into Pon Farr. And of course, Kirk is the only one Spock shares a mental bond with. Their Pon Farr escapades while Jim is female causes her to become pregnant.

A life-and-death situation prompts Piers to speak his mind, and then the secrets are out. Nivanfield. Slash, Chris/Piers.

This is a one shot for Dwalin and Ori my favourite pairing in the Hobbit. First time at writing a one shot, I hope you all like it! Rated M for sexual content and boy/boy. Don't like? Don't read!

Kili has some things to work out with his brother. F/K Smut Durinsest

Obi-wan had not struck Darth Maul down and they keep running into eachother. What does a perplexed Jedi Knight and a powerful Sith make? A great slash story. M/M. Obi-wan/Darth Maul. You were warned.

Stiles is afraid nobody will care about his graduation party. He's surprised when Derek does. - "It's weird seeing you at a party. Like, where people have fun and there's a limited amount of shadow space to lurk and creep in." Totally fluffy angst that probably ends in some smut in the end. Will be four chapters long.

Handsome is probably the exact right word for it. Handsome. Worth a ransom. ... His face would be even more beautiful in the glory of superiority, of triumph over adversaries. - Fezzik and Inigo were both fairly drunk when they met. Which explained a lot.

Thorin Oakenshield refuses to think on the unthinkable. Slightly AU - Oneshot - No slash.

TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness's Challenge. Jack, like all seasonal spirits, has to hibernate in the off season. He chooses the Warren as his place to sleep, but unknown to him, Bunnymund is about to go into heat! How long can Bunny resist the sight of a sleeping winter spirit? Cover art by Asameshii at Deviantart

Kili wakes Fili up in the middle of the night with a bit of a problem. No plot, all smut.

On July 1, 2013, Chris Redfield and Piers Nivans became martyrs to the cause. Three years later, Leon is on an assignment in a former Soviet country and runs into a ghost. AU. Slash, Chris/Piers.

After Alexa's death, Methos goes to Duncan for comfort, and both end up getting more than they bargained for

Soon after the quest to retake Erebor begins, Kili is both horrified and ecstatic to discover he is with child. Kili has already suffered one miscarriage. How far will he go to be able to hold onto this child? (Miscarriage, mpreg, incest, among other things.)

' "You," says Fili, eyeballing him, "will do as you're told." Kili, laughing, holds up his hands in mock-surrender so Fíli grabs his wrists and slams him up against the wall so hard his teeth rattle.' A story in which Fili and Kili get naked, break stuff, and generally amuse, annoy and adore each other.

Finally back on board the Revenge and Inigo is fading fast, Fezzik is at a constant vigil by his side. Buttercup and Westley don't know how to help. And then some cute adventures with my favourite giant and Spaniard.

Spock finds no logic in Carol Marcus being aboard the Enterprise. Truly, the only logical thing to do is to prove to Captain Kirk that there is no need for anyone else in Spock's position. Contains slight Into Darkness spoilers. Spock/Kirk smut. Mostly Dom!Spock. Two-shot. Enjoy!

"Have you not been listening! I NEED you, Fili! I've waited for you to come back to your senses. Gone along with your stupid game, but I now refuse to go along with it anymore!" FILI/KILI. Please read and review :)

AU Six years after The Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin and fem!Bilbo go back to the Shire that shunned her long ago to show off their family.

It's going to be a long quest with no women to satisfy their needs - not that the Dwarves had many women to begin with. Nonetheless, they have to find some way to cope and some have formed couples. Bilbo isn't too bothered by this though he doesn't know that some are keeping an interested eye on him. SMUTT, threesome

Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.

For Spock, I'd do anything. I'd rather suffer every agony for him, just to see him happy. He hates me, I know he does, underneath that impenetrable, Vulcan exterior. That doesn't stop me from feeling the way I do - love, for him, a thousand times over. SPIRK, SLASH, RATED M, MALExMALE SEX, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. ONE SHOT

The night before the Battle of the Five Armies... Kíli and Fíli sneak away from the rest of the company to have a private talk and... some more. Fíli/Kíli. This story contains sibling incest; don't like, don't read.

Kili and Fili can turn any chore into an adventure. While chasing glory, Fili finds himself in a sticky situation and Kili must pull off a daring rescue using more finesse than force. (Everyone pray for Fili...) Complete!

ONE SHOT! Bilbo makes an inquiry about Dwarven beards, which leads to some rather odd behavior out of Kili. The explanation for such may seem strange to us, but it's a matter of pride for his people. It seems a pep-talk from their resident burglar is at hand. Rated K(plus) for alcohol usage and heavily implied violence (applied by our characters, not to them, I promise).

"Don't scream. Absolutely do not scream. I know it hurts, trust me, I know but do. Not. Scream." Tortured!Tony, ConcernedComforting!Steve. Superhusbands. WARNING: VERY STRONG CONTENT

Cody wonders about his lovers piercings. Him and Rex decide to get something of their own.

"I'm right here." Thorin squeezed Kili's hand. "You're home. I found you in the Wilds." But where was Fili?

There was a reason Thorin hated dogs. No slash.

A sudden roar of yelling. Something being thrown and shattering. The slam of a door so loud a picture fell from the wall. Through the darkness, in a barreling sprint, came Kili. Eyes as wide as saucers, shouts echoing like a dragon's roar behind him.

"The last thing he saw was Kili's hand reach for him before he was suffocated by darkness." After the Battle of Five Armies, Fili and Kili are assumed to be dead... but are they?

His servos twitched and he bit his lip as his soft yellow optic rested on that perfect and sinful aft of knockouts. This had been the second time that k.o had dragged him the the cliffs edge to watch cars pass by.

Elrond's sons discover their Dwarven "brothers-in-arms." Rivendell will never be the same.

I got the prompt: "Kili's thoughts as he sees his brother (seemingly) being crushed to death during the fight of the stone giants." and this is what I made out of it.

For as long as Fili remembered, his brother had always been with him. Any memories from before Kili's birth apparently hadn't been important enough to keep in memory. Since then the brothers had never been apart, not even for a day. Fili/Kili (and therefore sibling incest; don't like, don't read).

Just in case there's just one left...What if Thorin's fate could be changed? What price would have to be paid in the end? (Movie-verse, with spoilers for the book. Character Death. BagginShield.)

While playing a simple game with Kili, Bilbo learns some surprising truths about his uninvited guests which may help him to decide his own fate.

Of all the things that could have taken down their archer, only the most foolish notions involved a rabbit hole. Now it is up to Fili to look after his injured brother. No slash.

What if Feral hadn't died by Savage's hand? What if Savage cared for Feral in a way that was a little more than brotherly? What if Maul envied the love that his two siblings shared for each other? Who will fall in love and stay in love with who? A dark story of a love triangle between three brothers. Maul/Savage/Feral YAOI. Contains incest.

RE4. Luis Sera survives, thanks to Leon, who isn't sure why he feels so strongly about a man he has just met. Slash, yaoi, Leon/Luis.

Steve surprises Tony with a special gift. M/M sex. Stony fic. I do not claim anything.

After Normandy, John is bleeding and running out of energy. He finds himself in an alley.

Methos is musing about some of his darker preferences. Mild ! slash-fantasy & mention of BDSM. Don't like - don't read.

After a long and tiring day on the Resolute, Cody returns to his shared cabin for a little entertainment. Rated M for a reason. Cody/Rex

AU. Boromir is nearly killed by orcs as they take the Halflings and Aragorn rushes to help. Will he be able to save the man and if he does, will it change everything for both men now? Graphic sex. Schmoop.

Duncan confronts Methos in the aftermath of "Forgive Us Our Trespasses."

AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"

He chuckled darkly, his lips trailing up her jaw to her ear, "How badly do you want me?"

The passing of power from father to son is never an easy one. Angst and some shameless warm-fuzzy moments for Oropher, Thranduil and Legolas.

James, Helen and John skip class. James/Helen/John smut. *Read and review please*

The worst thing possible in Ahsoka's mind has happened. She is pregnant with Rex's child. Now she must face the trials that come with maternity and choose between love and duty.

John finds himself in a world that no longer has a place for him. As World War II rages above them, John and James face the rage inside them that has been eating away at them for decades.

Savage is comforting his older brother Maul when he comes home late one night. Written by me and happybunnygurl on DA. YAOI WARNING! Savage/Maul YAOI YAOI YAOI! Rated M for a reason! You haz been warned.

Obi-Wan is taken captive by Darth Maul after the Padawan fell during their fight. Maul decides to keep him on his ship... Slash ensues. MaulXObi-Wan

Helen Magnus felt like a cow. No, a great big giant whale.

COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.

James and John spend a heated night of passion together.

SLASH! Something unexpected happens between Duncan and Methos.

Tony wants to see Jarvis flustered, but gets more than he bargained for. A kinkmeme fic. Yeah. Tony/Jarvis.

Mac, Methos, and Marriage. SLASH. D/M.

McLeod buys Methos a present with unexpected results. Duncan/Methos slash. Genderswap.

Jim is moody, cranky, and very pregnant. Spock is...building a nest? MPREG

Response to a prompt on kink meme on lj. Kirk/Spock, m-preg. "It's Jim, Spock. If you’re carrying my baby, you have to call me Jim. It’s a rule or something.”

Kirk and Spock travel to Vulcan for their bonding ceremony. Kirk/Spock slash.

Methos' past comes back to haunt him as he begins new relationship with Duncan. Duncan/Methos slash.

After twp asteroids strike the earth a strange plague brings changes. The government kidnaps young men with evil intent. Duncan/Methos slash. MPreg!

really bad title i know... im feeling uber lazy today. Set in the Castle after Ashley gets the key to that door after she escapes the trap and runs off. Leon/Luis

Methos tells Duncan all about his horrible Christmas curse. D/M slash

Keppler survives being shot. He isn't dead, but he doesn't want to be alive either. Keppler/Willows. Some angst, some fluff. Please review.

Clones age twice as fast as other humans. Years after the Clone Wars, Ahsoka must face the ultimate consequence of this. Rex/Ahsoka.

Spoilers for The Force Unleashed. What if Galen Marek had survived his encounter with Darth Vader and the Emperor? What if he found a way back to the Rebellion and to the woman he loved? How would the Rebellion be then? Contains some Galen/Juno.

Pre-movieverse Secrets can be harmless, or they can be dangerous, two robots share a secrect and each has one that they hide. What will become of them? SLASH MegatronXOptimus

Mac is out of town and Methos is kidnapped as bait. DM/M slash

slash, AU. A remix of the 'Obi-Wan and Maul meet in a bar' theme.

Remus knew when he married Sirius that he would have to sacrifice a lot. He just never realised he would have to sacrifice this.

A hundred years in the future, Methos fights one of Duncan's battles.