Kurt Alfred Hummel was never born to be the hero of a story. So when he takes on his new position as a footman in the country estate of Lord Smythe, little does he know that the following years will change his life forever.

Something is not quite right with Kurt. To say he's surprised when Sebastian Smythe catches on would be an understatement, but maybe Sebastian could be the one to provide a helping hand. And maybe, just maybe, Kurt can return the favor when the time comes. Trigger warnings for eating disorders and self harm, additional warnings inside.

AU - Jeff wanders into a bookshop to get out of the rain. He comes out with a new book, a new friend, and a new crush.

Bucket lists. A surprising number of people have them, even Kurt Hummel. He's tried to complete his bucket-numbers; he really has. But there is one on that list,that he knows for sure, he will never achieve.

Phone sex and then (consensual) somnophilia

That awkward moment when you travel thirty years forward in time and find out you're married to your high school nemesis? Yeah, it totally sucks...except...maybe it doesn't.

Sebastian sends a wrong text, and somehow maybe because people in life are too predictable he starts talking to the stranger, without realizing that the stranger might not be completely stranger to him. (Inspired a lot by little numbers.)

Kurt and Sebastian being on vacation and Kurt wanting to see the sights but Sebastian wanting to stay in bed . bp!Kurt and daddy!kink.

[Sam/Blaine] The night before Nationals, the boys share a hotel bed and Sam does what he can to calm his best friend's nerves.

Kurt and Carson Hummel were as close as twins could possibly be. Practically inseperable since birth. Meant to be together, you could say. Too bad life and love isn't as easy as we'd like it to be. THIS STORY INVOLVES TWINCEST AND MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH. Co-written with the awesome Carol :D

Three times Sebastian tries to propose, and the one time Kurt beats him to it.

Спойлер к 4x22 – вы знаете какой. Это мой вариант развития событий.

Russia watches Estonia read a book that just isn't working for the Baltic. Can he solve the problems that Eduard has with the book or will Estonia just stay mad at it? No flames allowed, any and all flames will be spilt between Mr. Russia and I because I am living in a basement and it is cold. RusEst

Collection of 7 one-shots posted on my Tumblr for Kurtbastian Week 2013. Ratings vary from K-M (last chapter m rated).

Kurt never really let himself get close to people. Yet, he quickly finds himself pouring his heart out to a boy he's never met over the internet. In the beginning it was just about having someone to talk to. In the end, it was about love. AU and maybe slightly OOC.

Hunter is more confused than ever. He's no stranger to gay guys or advances from them, but there is something different about Kurt Hummel. Their kiss still in his mind, Hunter's night alone becomes much different than before. 2nd in the Kunter series

Russia has his chance. He's going to take it and he's not going to let it go. Any and all flames will go to Mr. Russia as it is probably freezing in Russia. I'm cold to but I got more blankets!

Can Quinn pretend to be in love with Rachel just to get out of Lima? Can Rachel pretend to love Quinn so she's not so lonely in New York? And what happens when both girls realize they're no longer pretending?

With his recent breakup with Blaine, Sebastian's taunts were the last things Kurt really needed. So when Sebastian's life took an unexpected turn and he became a temporary resident of the Hudmel residence,Kurt realizes that comfort comes in strange ways. Warning for heavy molestation and attempted rape.

at 18 years old Quinn Fabray was sorted to be a slave. Since then many tried to claim her but no one succeded. D/s, sub!Quin. Faberry later on

For this prompt by Kurtbasturbate/ElloDoctor: Hunter has always sworn he was straight, but Sebastian catches him staring at his boyfriend's (Kurt's) ass.

Sebastian is jealous of Sam and Finn

Rachel makes a deal to ensure Quinn lives following the car accident and ultimately changes her own life in turn. She quickly learns that there is no easy happy ending when you mess with fate.

Unsure of his future following graduation, Kurt finds the status quo impossible to maintain. And when Sebastian Smythe comes crashing back into his life, it gets even more complicated. PLEASE NOTE NOT KLAINE/BLAINE FRIENDLY

No one looks on the inside, no one seems to know the truth about their relationship. It's not perfect, but it's better than most. Though if you did look, you would see that even though there's pain there's more love. No flames allowed, any flames will go to Mr. Russia.

Kurt's life gets flipped upside down with the sudden death of his husband, Blaine Anderson. Now faced with the task of raising their son- Zeke on his own, he moves to New York City to get away from the pain and sorrow.

AU. Future fic. Quinn Fabray, former blade runner, is called back into the force when a group of androids called replicants crash land on Earth and go on a killing spree. When a seemingly unique in her own way android weasels her way into Quinn's life, Quinn begins to question what it really means to be human.

The student raised his eyebrow at Kurt but held out his hand. "Sebastian Smythe," Feeling slightly apprehensive, Kurt shook it. "Kurt Hummel" AU: What if Kurt had met Sebastian instead of Blaine when he went to spy on the Warblers?

A camera. A jacket pin. A phone. Lemon balm leaves. A bottle cap. A box of condoms. A bottle of sleeping pills. On the last days of summer before college, Sebastian remembers the most eventful summer of his life and the items related to it. Kurtbastian.

Sebastian's boredom leads to some interesting texting conversations while pretending to be Blaine. Who knew Hummel would be so...hot? And when Kurt finds out who it is, he can't seem to stop.

Also known as, "The three times Sebastian tried to propose and the one time he actually did." But that title was too long for ffnet. This is for day 4 of Kurtbastian week and I believe the title s are self-explanatory : Rated M for non-grafic sex.

Day 3 for Kurtbastian week; AU/Crossover. This is an AU story where Sebastian is a famous pop-star and Kurt is his manager.

Rachel chose to be with Quinn out of sheer guilt after the accident. Set in New York three years after. Complete but in the process of editing errors, etc.

Part of disabled!stuck. John isn't fond of storms and Dave helps him out. John is more than just a little insecure and so is Dave- but it's okay because they love each other.

Kurt and Sam redecorate the guest room Sam's staying in at the Hudmels.

Set in the beginning of season 2. Sam helps get Kurt back on the football team. Kum Week Day 1

It is time for Estonia to go. It will not be easy but it is not the end. For HappilyAustria! Hope you like. All flames will be split between me and Mr. Russia for I am cold.

Sam wants to figure out his sexuality. Sebastian just wants some fun. This takes place shortly after Sam returns to Ohio before they had previously met. One shot only. Read and enjoy!

Sebastian is in over his head and even Kurt, who still basically hates the guy, feels compelled to try and help him. Unfortunately, Kurt isn't equipped to deal with drinking, drugs and a Sebastian who seems too damaged to repair.

Sebastian's sudden stop in the Lima autoshop gets a lot more interesting when a cute mechanic bends over in front of him.

Just the basic PWP Kurbastian smut. Written for a prompt, further info inside. Warnings: NC-17!

Sam Evans is barely staying afloat at Dalton Academy. As he reaches edge of a breakdown, he meets Blaine. Can Sam put aside his own fears and accept Blaine's help? Sam's POV. Story Complete, Reviews still welcome.

A Songfic based off the songs "Thinking of you Drive Myself Crazy " by Nsync, "Break Your Heart" by The Barenaked Ladies and "Happy Ending" by Avril Lavigne What if Holly realized her mistake, what if she came back? what would Will do?

They might not have won the trophy at Nationals, but Kurt came back from New York with something far better.

He shouldnt have looked through his sketchpad. When he did, he ought to be alarmed. When he's caught, the last thing he should do is offer 2 pose nude 4 the artist. But how was he to know the other teen would agree? Full summ inside. One-shot. Kum.

A lifelong story about what it's like to know at fifteen who your heart belongs to and what lengths a girl will go to in order to keep it there forever... Note: The content in this story is an original work and is copyrighted against theft, plagiarism, and infringement. Glee owns their characters. I do not. (C) 2011 Dylan Hart

Will can't quite help himself around Holly, which is why he reluctantly agrees to skip practice with her. AU, songfic/oneshot to Singing in the Rain, Willolly. Rated T for detailed make out sessions and repeated swear words x3

One-shot. Holly/Will 2x17. My take on why Holly left Will. I honestly believe she REALLY likes him but she sees how much he loves Emma. So she decides to let him go.

He's on the football team, dating the prettiest girl in school and on his way to being the most popular guy in school. But who is Sam Evans, really? He's doesn't know anymore...eventual Skurt.

Rachel was just trying to be nice when she bought Quinn the massage kit for Christmas...she didn't realize HOW nice a gift it truly was.

After Kurt is the victim of a hate crime, Sam is left unsure if he can pick up the pieces. Sam/Kurt pairing, set sometime in the future, rated for violence and homophobic language.