![]() Author has written 6 stories for Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z, NiGHTS, Teen Titans, and Ouran High School Host Club. Gender: Check the penname Age: Between 1 and 300 Nicknames: Kimeko, Lulu, Meko, Vampire girl Name: Mind your own business Likes: Black, purple, blood red, vampires, the dark, my dog, art, books Dislikes: Snobby people, bright colors, light, the sun, Justin Beiber, Twilight Favorite Music: Evanescense, Nightcore, Cascada, Daft Punk, Flyleaf, Marilyn Manson, KoRn, Rise Against, Datarock, Shiny Toy Guns, The All-America Rejects, The Polyphonic Spree, and Plain White T's Favorite Aimal: Tiger Shows and movies: Shuffle!, Death Note, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Powerpuff Girls Z, Powerpuff Girls (Don't Judge Me), Teen Titans, Ben 10 (any of them), Generator Rex, Black Butler, Strike Witches, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Fullmetal Alchemist, NCIS, Invader Zim, Jackie Chan Adventures Favorite Things to Say/Favorite Quotes: Edger Allen Poe: Quoth the Raven "Nevermore!" Hayleigh: Humans are 74% water. That means that if I stand on you, I'm 74% Jesus Me: I hate it when trees pop out of nowhere! Beastboy and Cyborg: WAFFLES!!! ?: FAIL!! ?: My freind said that a onions is the only food that hurt, so I threw a coconut at him. Candice: There's a wall there. (While running into a wall) Response to Candice's comment: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!? Me: Why are you a potato-ist? Me: Silly Banana Abby: Now can I punch him? GIR: I MADE MASHED POTATOES! Me: Why Sebastian? WHY!?!? Me: CRADLE ROBBER!!! Uncle (Jackie Chan Adventures): Cofffee only thing keeping Uncle's old heart beating. YOU WANT DEAD UNCLE?! Me: Anthony can go die in hole after being kidnapped by Africans and boiled in peanut oil... FEMALE COMEBACKS Pick up lines, responses. Add to it! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Man: But I don't know your name Man: I know how to please a woman Man: I can tell you want me Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it. Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your a* off. If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. If you look like anyone from a movie or book, copy and paste this to your profile, add your name to the list, and then add the character's name in Italic. XxXRockPrincess2894XxX Brenda Song If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews for one of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile. If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile. If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you. If you've stubbed your toe more then 6 times today copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have pretended to be someone your not but learned it's better to be you copy and paste this into your profile If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely. There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives. Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil. It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye - THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER! It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan. There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, "Pirate!" Its at times like this I see why I need to make a list of people who need to die. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with. All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else. The more you love someone,the more you want them dead. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. I am worse than evil... I am the author! Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life. No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it? There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening. People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs. When life gives you lemons make apple juice then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! Uh...define 'normal' for me again. There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. "Wear short sleeves! Support our right to bare arms!" I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran into him again. Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish? Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?! Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like? Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING. That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while the others try to figure out how you did it. When life gives you lemons... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR apples!!" Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing? Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Committing Suicide is like saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!" FUNNY PACKAGING THINGS: This only proves how stupid we really are: This is junk of labels- On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of Chips: On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one; On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: On artificial bacon: Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it "Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird." -Beyond "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes". -Mello "Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door." - Boomer "Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it."-Matt To Matt referring to Mello: "I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse." -Misa "I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me."-L "I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun." -Near "Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls."- Boomer "The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."-Matt and Mello "Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!" -Near and Boomer "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up." - Beyond and Misa Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." "The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train."-Matt You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupid. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!! Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! EVERYONE HAS A WILD SIDE but me and my friends just prefer to make ours public best friends : the ones that you can get mad at only for one hour 'cause you have important stuff to tell them A friend is someone who finishes your sentences...crys your tears...fights your fights... basically the sister you never had :) A best friend is one who can put their problems aside to help you with yours If your up on the table dancing like a retard ill get up there and dance with ya If your ballin your eyes out over a heartbreak ill cry with ya If your laughing till your face turns blue damn right ill be sitting there laughing with ya If your standing all alone with no one to talk to you, you know ill go stand with ya & talk But if you are going to jump off a bridge i wont jump with ya, ill go get a boat, paddle out, and save your IDIOTIC BUTT! True friends are the ones you would count if you were only allowed to use one hand. The true meaning of friends is being able to go out in public dressed like total retards with each other and not give a care in the world what you look like. No matter wut people tell u want to know if u can trust ur friends, give them a knife and turn around a friend will save u from a hot, red, bouncy ball being thrown at u in the steam room but a best friend will throw the hot, red, bouncy ball at your head in the steam room and say 'haha! you cant see me!!" Okay so. there's this thing called retarded-ness and me & my girls, well...we've gone pro We may not be the popular ones, we may not be the jocks, or the preps, but we are the ones you will find having the most fun We are the type of friends who will laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes because somebody looked at us. Friendship means waiting half an hour for a friend who's running late, then telling them it's okay that you had to wait that long. Just crank up the volume and we can sing like superstars, and dance like we're famous... in our ripped jeans and big sunglasses because that's how we roll. Friends are the ones who dont point things out to you, cause they're afraid you'll get mad or embarrassed. True friends are the ones who'll say "You're sitting in a damn puddle! get up fool!" and then laugh for hours about it later. . . A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a Flip You Sparkly Bitch!" 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