Hi! You can call me star. I'm a 14 year old girl in High School(Nursing Program), I was born in Sri Lanka and I tend to stick to the Gakuen Alice and BBC Sherlock fandom but sometimes I wander off to Deathnote, Vampire Diaries and Phantom of the Opera. I use my Fictionpress more than my Fanfiction which is Fan.Of.Everything

I have tried my hand at writing, but even though I got a lot of good comments I can tell how crappy it is so I won't be doing that again. :)

My shortened list of things to do on an Elevator

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don’t know what the heck is going on.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember that half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.

Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.

Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.

Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesnt give you worthless fruit.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

If you met my family, you'd understand.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

You are not your bra-size, nor are you the width of your waist, nor are you the slenderness of your calves. You are not your hair color, your skin color, nor are you a shade of lipstick. Your shoe-size is of no consequence. You are not defined by the amount of attention you get from males, females, or any combination thereof. You are not the number of sit-ups you can do, nor are you the number of calories in a day. You are not your mustache. You are not the hair on your legs. You are not a little red dress. You are no amalgam of these things.

You are the content of your character. You are the ambitions that drive you. You are the goals that you set. You are the things that you laugh at and the words that you say. You are the thoughts you think and the things you wonder. You are beautiful and desirable not for the clique you attend, but for the spark of life within you that compels you to make your life a full and meaningful one. You are beautiful not for the shape of the vessel, but for the volume of the soul it carries.