Okay. This goes for all of my stories, every single one unless I say otherwise, which is very unlikely. I own nothing, I just come up with fanfic ideas. I don't think to put disclaimers in my stories until too late. Therefore, I'm putting it right here. I may put it in my stories later on, but right now, this big one goes for everything. I OWN NOTHING I ONLY THOUGHT UP MY FANFICS

Things about me:

Name: (this isn't my real name) Megumi Hayashi

Age: Teen

Location: Planet Earth

Sex: Female

Obsessions: Fullmetal Alchemist, Legend of Zelda (Twilight Princess especially), Harvest Moon: Magical Melody, Nightmare Before Christmas

Music: J-pop, Anything Fullmetal Alchemist related, Zelda

I'm also on Youtube and Tumblr, and here are the URLs in case you want to check them out:

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/Erinthebunny

Tumblr:

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's un-cool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you're completely random, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door. (I honestly have, really)

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit. (except I was laughing)

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class.

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about (often)

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(/) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (sometimes)

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (I should be doing homework!)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

(/) Your friends know not to use big words around you (It's the other way around!)

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

() You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

If you like something nobody can believe you like, copy this into your profile.

If you're thinking "I'm not alone!" as you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see more games with Luigi as the hero, but still like Mario, copy this into your profile.

If people think you're wierd for liking Mario and Zelda more than God of War, Call of Duty, etc., copy this into your profile.

If you've tried to tie all you're favorite stories together, copy this into your profile.

If you succeeded, copy this into your profile. (it's just in a. . .(I'll get back to that word later) that I'm not gonna post on fanfiction.net. Zelda, Inuyasha, Soul Eater, et cetera. . . (the word I was looking for)(words) at least three-way fanfic)

If you look for things to copy into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you're wierd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever zoned out for half an hour, copy this into your profile.

95 of kids at school would die if it was declared not cool to breath. If you would be one of the 5 laughing hystericaly, copy this into your profile.

If you wonder who started this "copy this onto your profile" thing, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate writer's block, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think Super Mario Sunshine is NOT a failure, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa post this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever called you 'not normal' and you replied 'define normal,' Copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (some people call me the master of this.)

If you say soda instead of pop, copy and past this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you've ever zoned out for half an hour, copy this into your profile.

Paper Mario The Thousand-Year Door - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess(Wii & Gamecube) - The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass - The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time(3DS) - The Legend of Zelda - Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Luigi's Mansion - Mario Kart Double Dash - Mario Kart Wii - Mario Kart DS - Donkey Kong Country1 2 3(SNES) - Animal Crossing(GC) - Super Mario Sunshine - Kirby Super Stars - Mario & Luigi - Pikmin 2 -

Okay, here are some fails that my friends at school have told me about and others that I've heard about eslewheres.

1.) A helicopter with an ejector seat.

2.) A book on how to read.

3.) A drive-up ATM with braille lettering.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine. [Caffeine makes me sleepy. Seriously.]
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. [I've got ADHD haha]
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)