My name is WaitForItDerpDerpDerp (real name: classified)

I insist you not be fooled by my username. I can be very serious when writting my stories. Thus, I can add humor if need be. I am no professional. But I will not sit here and waste thy time insulting nor flattering myself. I currently have only two stories up, one running. Do not let this mislead you. I have plenty fanfics filed withing the depths of my crypt that will soon summon thyselves onto this website. Although I am no professional, I do have alot of skill and experience with literature. I write all types to please all sorts of audiences. Yet I do not take all requests. I refuse to write about Yaoi or Yuri, even Het. I have knowledge of such genres but do not enjoy writing of them. I perform better when inspired, so I do not have a consistant schedule. I do keep a life other than this, so you must be patient if waiting for an upcoming chapter. Hope this is enough to your interest in this account. Farewell, keep on reading!

Derp out!