What Edward is thinking, ALL, throughout Breaking Dawn. WARNING:SOME CHAPTERS ARE RATED MA!

Horrible just can't seem to catch a break; everything he tries to do just goes all to hell. Point in fact, attacking Bad Horse didn't quite work out as planned. This story is on hiatus until I figure out what I want to do with it.

Truth or Dare with the Cullen girls ... and for some reason Emmetts there too ... not sure why ... Any way, first story so read and review. Rated T for safety Next chapter is up! Alice and Jacob are getting married!

Some of the Twilight characters are passing notes! Gasp! Just who are these bad people who pass notes during their classes? Bella, Edward, Alice, and Nessie. In other words, me and my friends. A better description is inside. Rated for...you'll see........

What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!

DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.I sucked in a deep breath and closed my eyes. Maybe if I wished long and hard this nightmare would end."

I have an ability like you Edward. I can see a person’s fate. Touch my hand and I can show you Bella’s." What Edward sees changes his whole perspective on Bella's life but will his efforts have the opposite effects? Rated T for now. Full smmary inside.

What would happen if Bella was the vampire this time? What would the two of them have to go through this time? This is a fanfiction of twilight switched with the Denali coven, James and his coven and a few other friends of his. Make sure you review!

Welcome to the madcap adventures of Edward, Emmett and Jasper. The guy's hunting weekend takes a sharp turn into crackficdom. Will they escape an adversary hellbent on revenge? Bearfights! Bloodshed! Newborns! EPOV. Post BD. IndieTwiFic 2nd round nominee!

Post BD; Eternity can get pretty boring after a while, so the all the Cullens go for a long car trip, with many stops. Read to discover all the crazy things that happen on the way! Punchbuggy with Emmett? I spy with my fortune-telling eye with Alice? R/R

Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

It has been a decade since Bella's change. Edward and Bella are forced into going to Red Oaks High-School. Boys obsess over Bella, girls over Edward. What do they do to stop this madness? First Fanfiction!no flames please! ExB. What else? DISCONTINUED

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Emmett is hunting . . . in the Cullen house. Takes place after New Moon while Bella is still human and Emmett is still, of course, a vampire. Some big brothers do love to tease!