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![]() Author has written 7 stories for Undertale, and Xenoblade Chronicles. Hi, I'm Xander, also known as XanderGOAT on Wattpad (but I only read stories on there) and Riverperson on Terraria Community Forums (don't know why I said that). I make Undertale stories and the occasional Xenoblade or Xenoblade X one. Here are my ships in no order: 1.) Toriel/Asgore/Sans (love triangle) 2.) The Great Papyrus x Spaghetti 3.) Frisk x OC (Ebrima) or Frisk x Chara (I can't decide which is better) 4.) Mettaton x Nobody 5.) Flowey x Everybody, especially Flowey x Papyrus (due to all his timelines where he was friendly, AND the canon) 6.) So sorry x Jerry or Jerry x Glyde 7.) Undyne x Alphys 8.) Shulk x Fiora 9.) Melia x Shulk 10.) Riki x "Riki bestest" nopon 11.) Sharla x Reyn 12.) Sharla x Gadolt 13.) Elma x L 14.) Elma x Nagi 15.) Irina x Gwin 16.) Lin x Tatsu 17.) Lao x Tatsu 18.) Elma x Tatsu 19.) Irina x Tatsu 20.) Gwin x Tatsu 21.) And finally, the best ship of them all... Riki x Tatsu List only 10 characters from any series. Undertale, favorite to least favorite. 1. Toriel 2. Papyrus 3. Mettaton 4. Napstablook 5. Chara 6. Frisk 7. Asriel 8. Asgore 9. Muffet 10. Sans 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction? Me: *blushes* ummm... sorry! I'll uh, be right out! 7 cooked you dinner. Me: Thanks, Azzy! 4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this? Blooky is mad at Chara for murdering people, saying that they are a disgrace to all ghosts. 6 is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do? Chara almost killed their friends, I will take away Chara's knives. 3 told you that he will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction? NOPE NOPE NOPE PAPYTON IS WORST SHIP EVER You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet. Me: Yet another reason why Sans is the worst character in the game. You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you? No, because she's too obsessed with her bakery. You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos. Me: TORIEL WHY 8 confessed to be a part of your family. How? I'm human... 6 kidnapped you, why is this? Because they are possessed by Chara. You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10. Me: MTT, wtf are you doing?!?!? Sans, I couldnt care less. Muffet, why? Just why? 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament? Me: Asriel, your like 10! 5 gave you a teddy bear. Me: Chara, are you feeling alright? 9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together. Me: *kills Muffet* Toriel is MINE. 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this? Asgore got mad at Frisk for hooking Toriel up with me, and Asriel is interested because he's a father's boy. It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is? Aww, thanks Blooky! You're a great friend! 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night. Me: PLEASE DONT MURDER ME CHARA! You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10? DEFINITELY go with Papyrus. Sans can die in a hole. 1 suspects you are Kira. Who the hell is Kira? You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two? Me: *growls* Alright Muffet. Time to die. 2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, and then kisses you on the cheek. Me: Sorry, MTT, but I'm not interested in you like that. 4 is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking? His friends would make him sing CORE from Undertale the Musical because he can't sing and it's a really hard song, and I would take his place. 1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, she admits to you that she is gay. Me: Umm... ok. (Go hides in my room and begins to cry) (Note: I have no problem with LGBT people. To any homophobics reading this, go fuck yourself.) All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing? Papyrus. We all know he is holding a ridiculous amount of power under that facade. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.' |
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