The world's weakest 18 year old boy, get's chosen in the hunger games and his only defense is that every one forgets about him. Will he survive in this scary world where every thing goes wrong? Or will he die from stupidity?

Seven year old Coyote Mulder - loosely based on Fox Mulder - has one fear greater than any other: his evil, demonic grandmother, who is also his first grade teacher. One summer, he is sentenced to stay at her house with only his sister as company and live in the basement of her lair. Will Coyote survive three weeks, or will it end in a matter of days?