Drumknott was attacked for for frequenting a men only bar. In this Discworld, that can sometimes bring about violent reactions from the ignorant and pointlessly aggressive. Vetinari is afraid...but of what? Rated M for chapters to come...

Something is afoot in the Vimes household, and Commander Vimes is determined to find out what is going on...

A boring day turns rather exciting when an assassin invades the Palace…and the usually infallible Drumknott makes a series of mistakes he is desperate to put right.

Vetinari and Drumknott organise the Sunrise Awakening Ball and Vetinari has mischevious thoughts about his secretary...will they be reciprocated? Rated M for later chapters .

Lord Vetinari discovers lolcats. Drabble

With the latest Clerketary dead, Lord Vetinari is in need of another. Enter Rufus Drumknott. Slash if you've got goggles on.

Dipping my toe into the Vetinari/Drumknott pond. Some introspection on Vetinari's part.

In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician's Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer...but all is not quite as it seems.

Vetinari has a quiet Hogswatch eve. Fluffy Vetinari/Drumknott slash. This drabble is a companion piece to my long story "Midwinter" but can be read as a standalone.

After a near-death experience, Drumknott starts coming to terms with his feelings for Vetinari. Eventual Drumknott/Vetinari slash. Set during and after The Truth and includes spoilers for that book. 7 chapters in total; now complete.

Very short one shot inspired by a bit in Unseen Academicals.

Five ways Vimes learned that Vetinari and Drumknott were lovers. Some of these are silly, some are angsty. No spoilers, although the first section refers to some events in The Truth.

Drumknott gives Vetinari a remarkable present. This is my explanation for the strange object on Vetinari's desk mentioned in Unseen Academicals. No other spoilers for that book.

Wuffles is a very old dog; Vetinari deals with the inevitable. Be warned, this is not a happy or funny story.

What happens when the worlds of both Rowling and Pratchett go Quantum? Can the Librarians save the multi-verse before Snape and Vetinari are inextricably intertwined?

Vetinari rescues a puppy from being suffocated/ starved to death in a sack on the Ankh. oneshot.

Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.

To Vetinari's faint surprise, the knife trick was an enlightening and enlivening way of discovering certain small truths about those in his employ. Slight Vetinari x Drumknott

Drumknott really is too loyal... Vetinari/Drumknott subtext. Kinda. Post-The Truth.

When the Vimeses go to Uberwald for a visit, highly paranoid Sam Vimes leaves his precious son in Lord Vetinari's care figuring that Young Sam can hardly come to harm there. What happens to Drumknott and the Patrician hardly matters. Slash

Death and Vetinari go shopping for curtains. Implied slash.