I’d rather not reveal very much about myself, as it might shift your opinions of my writing; rather, I shall leave it a mystery, though I highly doubt my identity is much of interest to any of you… I made the mistake on my last account of informing people of my gender and what my morals were on certain subjects and - well, I daresay I'm glad I've not taken up using my former account any longer. I'm babbling once again - I tend to do that, you see - and I expect you're not much interested eloquent dribble. So, rather than a 'profile' I shall leave you with afew Harry Potter scenes I've found amusing. (Thank you mugglenet.com for the use of your quotes; and J. K. Rowling for her good graces).

"I enjoyed the DA meetings, too," said Luna serenely. "It was like having friends."

"Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid.
"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow -- sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore.
"I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.

"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have... Are you sure?"
"Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?"
"Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow..."
"I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough."

"Er-well-ghosts are transparent-"Harry said.
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent."

"I told you!" Ron hissed at Hermione as she stared down the article. "I told you not to annoy Rita Skeeter! She's made you out to be some sort of - scarlet woman!"
Hermione stopped looking astonished and snorted with laughter. "Scarlet woman?" she repeated, shaking with surprised giggles as she looked around at Ron.
"It's what my mum calls them," Ron muttered, his ears going red.