Hello. I'm CrazyAuthoress225, but you can call me Authoress, Crazy, or Casey. Note none of those are my actual name. Casey is the name of my main alter ego. Shes in charge of all the others and keeps them in line. I'm female if you couldn't tell and I love Leogs.

I'm fourteen and in my freshman year of high school though I'm in multiple classes that are for juniors and seniors like Spanish three, algebra two. I've been taking Spanish class for nine years and I'm trying to teach myself Italian, German, and Japanese. So far its not going so well. All I can say in Japanese is 'you are all idiots' which I often yell at my Ag class.

I live in Texas and I'm your true stereotypical redneck country girl. I'm in Marching band and I play the Glockenspiel which means I don't march but don't think that means that I don't work just as hard as the rest of the band.

I'm personal friends with ShimmerFeather, shes my moirail, and she gives me feedback before I post my chapters. I base a lot of my characters off of her and my other best friends and sister who don't have accounts on here.

I love Anime but I've only really watched Pokemon, Beyblade, Bakugan, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Butler and Hetalia. Not exactly the longest list but I'm open to suggestions on other Anime to watch. I love reading and you can never find me without a book in my hands. My favorite book is the Hunger Games. I especially like books about futuristic dystopian societies.

I'm known as the resident crazy girl in my town. You either love me and seek me out or hate me and avoid me. Here are some different places you can find me:

Twitter: @CrazyAuthoress5

DeviantArt: CrazyAuthoress225

Pesterchum: doubletimeTrouble

Emial: wildstar225@gmail.com

Tumblr: doubletimeTrouble and my blog is the Land Of Fangirls and Cosplays

Here's a list of different sides of me that you might see if you ever encounter me on the street:

Hetalia Fangirl-

If you hear someone yell out 'Nihon wait for me' or 'Doitsu where are you' then your probably hearing me yelling for my friends. When I'm like this I call my friends by the Japanese translations of Country names. I carry around a Hetalia bag and I'm most likely requesting to go eat Italian food. I'm always on my phone reading fanfics or skipping around being the loud American I am with an Italian twist even though I'm not Italian. No offense to Italians. I always correct people on their history and ramble about countries people have never heard of. I can slip into really bad accents and be a bit Italy-ish. Sometimes though I can go 2p and be very scary. That's the side that scares all my friends. I will also fangirl over a persons shirt if it has anime on it, even if I've never seen it.

Reader-

If you spot someone reading in a restaurant or with their nose in an insanely thick book it might just be me. Or if you hear someone complaining of being grounded from books and Legos. I read all sorts of books from futuristic dystopian societies to seven kingdoms, from warrior cats to super heros. (Check out Dark Star by Bethany Frenette, its amazing. You should check it out. I got to meet her and she signed my book. Its signed to a fellow cat lover. I met her at TeenBook con with Cinda Chima Williams and Terra Lynn Childs. Another good book is Virals by Kathy Reichs. If you've watched the TV series Bones or you've read the Temperance Brennan series I suggest you check it out. Its about her Grand Niece, Tory Brennan. Perfect Si-Fi).

Extreme Thrift Shopper-

From thrift shops to garage sales to actions my father has always brought home the weirdest things from garage sales and auctions while my mom gets the most stylish clothes from thrift shops all over so I inherited the savvy shopper genes. I've bought a coat for 25 dollars and it turned out to be worth five hundred dollars. I'm always on the look for the best deals and I can go for hour, much longer than my little sister.

Language Know-It-All-

I often slip into different languages and say whole sentences in something other than English. I can say a two word sentence in two different languages that aren't English.

Homestuck Fan Girl-

If you hear a girl sream out 'oh my gog' or 'what pumpkin?' whenever said...um...fruit? is mentioned, look for me. When I'm like this, I will be clinging to my moirail or auspistice. I can tell you your zodiac sign and will correct you on the fact that you dont have just one zodiac sign but multiple, the most commonly known one and the one that you can determine with just your date of birth being your sun sign. I am a Gemini in Sun and Virgo in Moon amoung other things.

Anyway these are just a few of the different sides I have. Well I hope we can be friends who ever you may be.

Hey. I'm soooooo sorry I haven't updated. School is such a pain and I'm still failing some of my classes. Also I'm still having a terrible case of writers block. Plus my kindle and computor wont sync up, so all the things that I have typed are stuck on my kindle where I cant upload them to here. On the other hand I've started reading Homestuck, and got my moirail to start reading it as well. We plan on cosplaying together, with me as Terezi and her as Vriska. I also figured out that I personally know a voice actor that works at Funimation. Anyone ever heard of Andrew Love? Yeah, he's my uncle's best friend from collage. Anyway, it might be a while before I update though. I'm so sorry again. But when I do update, also expect me to come with some new fanfictions. Sorry again. PM me if you have any questions, and I'll try to get back to you. Also if you have any ideas for getting rid of writers block. Bye.

Update 4/27/14

Hey, me again. Still no updates, but I promise I am working on them. They still might not be out for a while, but I swear I will not abandon my fics. I've been working on manually typing what I have on my kindle onto my computer. And I've had ShimmerFeather acting as sort of a Beta Reader. I'm getting out of band people. I wish I wasn't but I am. It juat takes so much time and it's not where my passion lies. My true love is writing, and I'm even trying to write a book. Not bad for a fourteen year old.

Yesterday I went to Teen Book Con in Houston. The best part (other than getting a hug from a girl in a God Tier John shirt, go Homestucks!) was getting to ask the authors for writing advice. They all gave similar advice except for the kry note speaker, who told me to get ready to spend the next ten years in my parents basement. We don't have a basement, but we have a barn so looks like I'm going to be living there.

Anyway, I'm working on updates and new fics. Please, if you have any advice for dealing with writers block, could you PM me, I would be so grateful.

Also, if anyone is going to Comicpalooza in May, tell me. It's going to my first con and I'm going to be cosplaying Homestuck with my miorail and auspistice. My moirail and I are doing Terezi and Vriska when they were FLARPers and my auspistice is going to be doing a Fem!Dave. I'm sorta nervous. And if you ever wonder why I talk about my Auspistice like its only one person is because she is only one person. Basically she hates people but she's not an anit-social so I auspistice between her and the rest of the world. I will soon put up a Homestuck fic, and there will be more details about that.

Other things happening in my life that have been distracting me from updates, if you care to know:

I started and finished playing HetaOni. I, of course, started reading Homestuck. I got a Matesprit, or for you none Homestucks, a boyfirend. I spent my entire spring break at my auspistice's beach house. I got a bacon flavored candy cane from my former English teacher for Christmas. My former English teacher was at my house for Christmas because she's been friends with my mom a long time, because my mom is a teacher. I had to miss 'trick or treating' on Halloween because I had to march at a football game, despite the rain earlier. At one area of our campus, the water was a foot deep. One of my classmates fell and they got completely soaked. And the field was bubbly and squishy. I dressed up as a Bacon Ninja, not on Halloween but during the week before homecoming. I found out I can somewhat draw. I got to see Chuck Norris two more times, though I didn't get to talk to him like last time (Have I ever mentioned that I've met Chuck Norris, and that he gave me my gold belt). I've met more anime and Homestuck fans. I've started reading real books again. I've started watching Bones as a regular thing. I got a Tumblr. I've been watching Frozen and I cant get the songs out of my head. A friend of mine, who's younger sister is my younger sister's best friend, committed suicide, while I was out of town on a trip for a Vet Tech competition. I joined the Vet Tech team for FFA. I'm quitting band, much to my dismay. My moirail and I are going to make a Homestuck horror RPG. I drove on the road for the first time. It was illegal, but still. I've been writing parodies of Frozen songs for my Homestuck OCs.

So I know that was just a long list of excuses, but still, I've been through a lot. So anyway. So sorry about not updating. Also, I've seen the amount of views on my fanfics, and I'm amazed, especially by the amount in other countries. I know I'm in no position to ask, but please review. I want to keep count of how many people review and from what countries. And reviews make me bounce off the walls of the band hall and glomp my friends, as well as do good to motivate me. There's no reason to be shy. I know how it feels, I used to be to shy to review or talk to anyone on the internet. Now look at me. So don't be shy, even if you don't have an account, I am open to comments and criticism.

Are any other Hetalia fans paying special attention to whats happening in Russia and Ukraine. Hetalia was a prediction. In the episode where the G8 was talking about the G8. Britain suggested kicking Russia out of the G8. It was a prediction. I'm a little creeped out. Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed it. I was in band practice when it was announced and my told us. My eyes went wide and I yelled 'WHAT' before crawling under the marimba and rocking back and forth. When ask what was wrong I explained to the other Hetalia fan in the room and she explained it to the rest of the band.

Okay. Sorry again. Bye.

Copy and Paste-

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.