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Joined 06-12-13, id: 4783825, Profile Updated: 09-07-17
Author has written 8 stories for New Girl, and Game of Thrones.

I'm new to fanfic but loving what I've read so much made me want to try it for myself... here goes nothing.

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Bar Stools and Polka Dots by Newgirl78 reviews
A series of one shots throughout Season 3. Navigating the ups and downs of living as a couple in 4D. ***If a chapter has anything that borders on M rated, I make sure to make it clear. I prefer to save M rated stuff for my one shots (if at all). This story contains mostly fluff, with a fair share of moderate angst mixed in there.*** The conclusion to this story is "A Rolling Die".
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 99,328 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Winston B.
Summer Lovin' & Serious Adjustments by callmemrsmiller reviews
Semi-follow up to 'Figuring It All Out'. Story based on the summer between S2 & S3 about how Jess and Nick navigate through their new relationship. Will it survive the summer? Nick is desperate to prove he's not a mess and can make this work. And Jess wants...well Jess just wants herself a lot of Nick Miller! Something to hopefully fill the void of the hiatus. Nick x Jess.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,700 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.
A Very Nick And Jess Thanksgiving by penname JC reviews
Nick planned for five days alone in the loft, but when Jess ends up staying with him their relationship will never be the same.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38,167 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
The Land of FourDee by RayKay72 reviews
A married Nick and Jess navigating the world as parents, with their friends by their sides. A series of one shots in a Ness future fic. Nope, I do not own New Girl.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,356 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.
A Rolling Die by Newgirl78 reviews
Nick, Jess, and Winston are following newly reunited Schmidt and Cece to Vegas when they decide to elope. What happens when five friends, a one year anniversary, and a wedding day surprise all collide in Sin City?
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,828 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Cece P.
Dissolution of the Jessica Day Principle by Newgirl78 reviews
Nick and Cece have learned that, sometimes, Jessica Day can be too sweet and gullible for her own good. What happens when they mistakenly think that Jess is in over her head and needs them to step in and rescue her?
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Cece P.
I Heard Your Heart by Newgirl78 reviews
An old friend's return spins out of control, leading to hurtful words and misunderstood reactions. What if he really doesn't want this as much as she does? What if he just lost the best thing that ever happened to him? **A short little scene I just couldn't get out of my head.**
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.
I Could Have Been Your Girl by kissmelikeapirate reviews
It's been three years since she realised he would never be the right man for her. What she needed. But when Nick Miller unexpectedly re-enters her life, all her ideas about wants and needs are going to get turned upside down.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,435 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Complete
A Groovy Kind of Love by FragmentedSandwiches reviews
If Nick and Jess slow danced instead of slow-mo chicken danced in "Wedding"
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Six Times You Called Me Jessica by Newgirl78 reviews
You were too important to me, that I could never accept your heart if I wasn't sure you would let me keep it. But you grabbed my hand before I even knew I needed it, and you didn't let go.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Uncall It by kissmelikeapirate reviews
Following Nick and Jess after the season finale as they stumble through their new relationship, making mistakes and growing closer.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,465 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Home by TheSmutWillSaveUsAll reviews
Jess. She's the only place he's really felt home.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Feeling Cup by Lady Karinsky reviews
Nick decides that a lazy Saturday morning is the perfect time to change his life. Solid fluff, no drama.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Nick M., Schmidt, Jess D. - Complete
The Rebound by kissmelikeapirate reviews
They've both just gone through messy break ups so Nick and Jess decide to be each others rebound. Based on the original pilot script.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,383 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
A Winter Wedding by Newgirl78 reviews
The gang heads back to Chicago for Jamie's wedding. **Rating has been changed to M** I added a chapter in the middle that just didn't fit right where I was planning to put it later on in the story.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Winston B.
None of this is About the Chair by celticvampriss reviews
It's storming. Jess is soaked and has brought home a project that she needs Nick's help with. Things start off a bit charged and then it's all uphill from there. Things get dirty. Breathing gets heavy. But neither characters ever touch. Ness. One-shot.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Jess D., Nick M.] - Complete
How Not To Make Love In A Romance Novel by Newgirl78 reviews
It never happens like it does in a romantic novel. What if they were honest with us? What would a REAL intimate night between Nick and Jess look like? Welcome to the real world of 4D love making... ***Rated M. Clearly.***
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.
Groundhog Date by Captain Crunk reviews
Nick seeks out Tran for advice on what to do with Jess- and Tran ends up giving him advice. As well as the power to bend time to his will. One-shot AU for the beginning of First Date.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Go Fish by Lady Karinsky reviews
Cece And Nick share some alone time in the cabin hashing out their love lives over a game of cards as they await the return of their companions.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Nick M., Cece P.
Like Family by Captain Crunk reviews
A series of mostly unrelated one-shots about your favorite characters from New Girl! And the characters who you like, but aren't really your favorites. What's Nick's brother's name again? Anyway, these take place in seasons one and two and a few in the future. Healthy and regular doses of Ness.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,978 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.
A Little Less Conversation by Lady Karinsky reviews
With a re-imagined ending to the wedding episode, Nick & Jess take a leap of faith in themselves. Can Jess trust Nick not to break her heart? Is Nick ready to fall in love again? **1st chapter has been updated to include a companion one shot**
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,176 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Prowl by withfireandblood reviews
The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,688 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
A Tale Told Through Haikus - Part Two by strongtablestrongcouple reviews
A companion piece to 'A Tale Told Through Haikus'. A haiku for each episode written by Jess Day.
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Stubborn by pennie lane reviews
Based on 1x12 - Landlord When their Landlord accepts Jess' invitation to dinner, both Nick and Jess find themselves in an awkward situation, which neither of them are willing to back down from. T - For language
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Winston B.
A Tale Told Through Haikus - Part One by strongtablestrongcouple reviews
A haiku for each episode of New Girl written by Nick Miller.
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Three Right Turns by Newgirl78 reviews
It's the briefest moments that can change the entire direction of our lives. What if the world had had a different plan? If you thought everything you had known suddenly disappeared, would it give you the courage to fight for the things you were always afraid to ask? Would you finally jump without knowing exactly where you would land?
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
New Girl: At the Sound of the Beep by RayKay72 reviews
Jess is headed to a conference. Nick senses something is wrong, but what? Set shortly after the second season finale. No owning New Girl here, no siree. Sigh.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Blame It On The Sheets by Newgirl78 reviews
Nick and Jess finally understand the allure of Schmidt's high thread count bedding.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt - Complete
Not Like This by kissmelikeapirate reviews
Nick knew what he wanted their first kiss to be like... (A One-Shot based on cooler and what Nick meant by 'Not like this')
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Something Amazing by meantsomethinglikethat reviews
They agree to disagree about where to go first, but the one thing they do agree on is that they're going somewhere. Somewhere else. Away from the city, away from the loft, away from real life for a little while. Nick and Jess are going to take a vacation. Together. Alone. -Not my characters, of course. Some chapters T, some M - consider yourself warned. :) Having fun with it!
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.
Honesty is the Best Policy by courtneylc82 reviews
CHAPTER 7 (finally, sorry!) IS UP! Nick comes clean with Jess about the real story behind his "first time"... which opens up some new possibilities between them. Still deciding between a one shot and a multi-chapter piece, so feel free to weigh in! Some spoilers for Virgins.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,516 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Nick M., Jess D.
Mistakes we knew we were making by Kyra Cullinan reviews
Inappropriate laundry room activities, etcetera. Commentfic that got out of hand. Goes a/u after Bachelorette Party and First Date (before Virgins). Definitely rated M.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt - Complete
A Leap of Faith by meantsomethinglikethat reviews
Set immediately after 2x25, with where Nick takes Jess after they leave the wedding. My first ever fanfiction. Love this show so much! :) *These characters aren't mine. :) Now complete! I'll be starting something new soon. :)
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Never Thinking Again by callmemrsmiller reviews
"If this is what happened when he didn't think then by god Nick Miller would never think again!" A little tag onto the amazing Virgins episode, what happened in the time Nick grabbed Jess in the elevator and they pulled the covers back. Pure Nick and Jess sexytime. Rated M.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Awk-weird by pennie lane reviews
Following "Parking Spot", but eliminating the Schmidt/Jess kiss...these are the events I believe that may wrap up season 2...This story starts of K, then it will eventually get to a T rating.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,521 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.
Enough by RayKay72 reviews
Jess has had enough. She's packed her bags. But will learning the truth about the note Nick wrote on their first date(s) make Jess change her mind? ONE SHOT, spoilers from 2x21 (First Date).
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Nick M. - Complete
It had to happen like this by BleedingMascara reviews
If this was going to happen at all, it was going to happen during a fight… This follows right after Jess storms into her room at the end of "Tomatoes".
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Jess D., Nick M.
Terrible Mistakes by IHateTheseThings reviews
"Is this a terrible mistake?" he whispers into her fruit scented hair.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
I Missed You by strongtablestrongcouple reviews
Oneshot, set at the end of 'See Ya'. Jess welcomes Nick after returning to their apartment. Please read!
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Reaction by AMiserableLove reviews
Takes place immediately after Backslide. Jess' reaction to Nick moving out. Angsty stuff.
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
One Wedding & A Confession by writergirl89 reviews
'The first time he tells her he loves her, they're at another wedding.' In which Nick, Jess and the guys go to another wedding and a confession is made. Light M
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
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For Love: A Jonerys Fic reviews
This is my first Jonerys fic. I hope it's not terrible. This is what I dreamed up where Sam & Bran tell Daenerys of Jon's true name and parentage. Daenerys feels overwhelmed and leaves the room, Jon follows her and they speak alone.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/7/2017
The Sisters Day reviews
Jess's dad is coming to town with some big news... seems Jess has a half sister she never new about. But somehow Nick is dragged into the family drama. Can our beloved Ness make it through unscathed?
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.
That's My Sweet Spot reviews
Jess has ended things with Nick to salvage their friendship and the idea of Nick moving on was bound to upset her whenever it happened... but it's happening fast and it seems like the object of Nick's affection is none other than her best friend. Could Cece & Nick be fooling around behind Jess's back?
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Nick M., Cece P., Jess D. - Complete
The New 4D reviews
So much weird stuff happens in our beloved 4D... taking place after the Season 2 finale, this story explores a new loft dynamic with Nick and Jess as a couple, the return of Coach and the highs and lows that come with being roommates and roomfriends.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Coach
The Schmidt Element reviews
This is a one shot incorporating the movie The Fifth Element with our beloved New Girl. Hope you like it folks, review if you do. :)
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Jess D., Schmidt, Cece P. - Complete
Confession reviews
Nick could never find the right words to express his feelings for Jess and it cost him everything... but it seems he's found a way to express himself finally. This is a one shot with poetry. I don't own New Girl or the poems... but I hope you like my story. Review and tell me what you think :) Thanks.
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
The Stroke of Midnight reviews
This is a one shot where Nick and Jess go away for a romantic weekend and make some big decisions about their relationship.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Harry & Burtie Go To Prom reviews
This is a one shot where Nick & Jess chaperone a high school prom. Hope you like it! ;)
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete