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 I am the former HyuugaAngel, FYI. Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this isnide your profile! 1. Itachi 2. Sakura 3. Ino 4. Sasuke 5. Deidara 6. Sasori 7. Tobi 8. Pein 9. Konan 10. Zetsu 11. Tayuya 12. Shikamaru 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (SasorixTayuya) OH, HEEEELLLL NO! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot (Sasuke) O_O You're kidding, right? How could someone with a DUCK'S ASS for a HAIRCUT be HOT?? 3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Shikamaru-12, Pein-8) I would have nightmares... Oh, dear sweet molasses... 4)Do you recall any fics about Nine? No... nobody cares about Konan :( 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Sakura and Sasori?! No way, ItaSaku is bettah. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? DeixKon or Dei-Zet?! OMG, no Deidara, my lurve... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Tobi walked in on... SAKURA AND SHKA-CHAN?! OMG, poor Temari-chan... 8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic. Ino... and Zetsu...? You giving me this to work with!! O_O 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Itachi and Pein?? Oh, Jashin, I sure hope not... 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. I can't do it... Tobi and Shika-chan... It's just too WEIRD. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? INO?! OH JASHIN, I'll be unfortable for a few months around my guy-friends if that's true... 13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven? No, Tayuya's less important than Kankuro or TenTen! 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I Dunno. -Shrug- 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? I Don't KNOW!! DX Maybe... "I love you, Neji!" ? 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? For Pein? The song 'Pain' of course! xD 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: I must have been on crack... 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Zetsu... Sakura!? 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Tayuya complaining... about Sakura and Pein?? 20) How emo is Seven? Tobi?? EMO?! |
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Sakura's New Past by MarzSpy reviews
Her mission seemed simple. Go to the past and prevent the Uchiha Massacre. But now she's thrown into a political world she knows nothing about and has to discover where the darkness truly lies. Through it all, things that shouldn't be happening are: secrets are revealed, pasts become clear, and suddenly this wasn't just about killing Itachi. Under Reconstruction Revised up to Ch.24
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 239,770 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 1/24/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Somewhere We Belong by MarzSpy reviews
Due to war, Sakura is left orphaned along with her two adopted sisters, Hinata and Ino. They seek work and aid in Konoha, only to land themselves a job working as maids for the Uchihas. Meanwhile, Itachi is soon to take over the clan and needs a wife. Mikoto believes it's time to play match-maker and Sakura's her target! Trouble awaits as Sakura's mysterious past is slowly revealed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 183,535 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 8/4/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Danzō S.
Christmas with the Uchihas by MarzSpy reviews
Sakura always dreamed of having Christmas with her boys, and now her wish has come true, being able to spend it in the Uchiha household. But Sasuke doesn't like Christmas, and only Itachi can help him. It looks like it's all up to Sakura to make it work!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 12/27/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Sakura's Heavenly Mistake by MarzSpy reviews
How was it Sakura was now engaged to the hottest Uchiha alive, having to get married in a few short weeks, and having to get pregnant, while also managing to live in the Uchiha Compound? Oh yeah, she had to give her Valentine's card to Itachi on accident!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,466 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Akatsuki Days by heavenlywolfdemon reviews
Not good at summaries. A simple slumber party changes 5 young girls' lives forever. When they wake up, they find themselves trapped in the Naruto world. Made for my love of Akatsuki and my friends! Rated T for some cursing and perverted thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
The Notebook by fantasmefantastic reviews
AU. SasuSaku, SaiIno, NaruHina, ShikaTema, and NejiTen. The Notebook is simply a way to pass time for us gals in Konoha University. Nothing special in there. Just our Plans, Wills, Code Names, Conversations, Crushes...right, nothing special at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008
That Nara Boy by Justamomentinthewoods reviews
What happens when Suna and Konoha try to bind a gap and two ninjas get stuck in the middle? ..I suck at summaries, shikatema, Rated T for language and violence will probably come up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,820 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Things Happening To by Temari 88 reviews
New version of 'Ten Things You'll Never Hear Coming From...': prepare yourself to read about events you'd never imagined happening in the Naruto world! Crack, OOC! Have fun! XP
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,225 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nina and Naruto: No One's Brighter Than You by CensoredSecret reviews
Nina OC is your average teenage kunoichi--or is she? As the story unfolds, Naruto and Team Seven discover her hidden past. But is it really the truth? NOT A LOVE STORY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U.
iNaruto by Strawberry Raindrops reviews
DISCONTINUED. Crossover/CRACK. Being sent on a strange mission by Tsunade, Team 7 have gone to the future and landed on the U.S. too! And just as they did so, they meet the crew of iCarly and crazy things happen.
Crossover - Naruto & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
Ten Things You'll Never Hear Coming From by Temari 88 reviews
Sorry you guys, but this story has been put on DISCONTINUED due to some problems, BUT if you want to read more of this look for 'Things Happening To...', which is the new version! :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fifth Champion by Michael Callistus reviews
Naruto/ Harry Potter Crossover. Squad 7 finds itself at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry- just in time for the Triwizard Tournament. When Naruto is chosen as Konoha's Champion, just about anything might happen. NaruHina, H/Hr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,735 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Orochi Wonka and the Evil Chocolate factory by Yuikie reviews
Sasuke Uchiha's family is poor and comes across the golden ticket and gets to visit the factory. But just what are the true motives of Orochi Wonka?
Crossover - Naruto & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Konoha Academy for Delinquents by Singergirl010 reviews
Akasuki gets sent to a new school and falls in love with one of the schools many bad boys, Deidara. This story is AU, so no ninjas and some characters who are bad in the manga/anime are good guys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Deidara - Complete
A Priestess and a Demon Holder by Nezumi's Cheese reviews
Hinata's a priestess and is trained to exorcised demons. What happens when she meets a kitsune demon holder? Naruhina!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
What a Coincidence by Nexlei reviews
We've all seen them. Those god awful fics filled with Mary Sues, over dramatic plots, and little to no characterization. Someone needed to parody them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Life as a Naruto Character by ELIE101 reviews
I thought I was just a normal girl... But somehow I ended up in the Naruto world and from the beginning! This is really cool and all but how did I get here and how do I get back? Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,872 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 6/17/2007
Shall we got out with a bang, my dear? by X-Itachi's Lover-X reviews
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to High school, Where Deidara meets a beautiful blonde, Hidan certainly likes her but only because she sets him and the others up with some of her girl friends, will it bring trouble?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Akatsuki
The Ultimate Guide to Annoy the Naruto Gang by Berryz-In-Counting reviews
*cough*titlesaysall*cough* Rated T for the bizarre ways in this manual. Formerly known as "How to Annoy Them Naruto Characters".... Characters done: Sasuke, Sakura, Kisame, Deidara, Kiba, Orochimaru and Kabuto, Shino, Gaara, Neji, and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008
Making Money: The Kukai Edition! by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
What happens when it turns out that those darn people at the window insurance company don't cover death by soccer balls? Kukai's failed attempts at money making of course... ONESHOT
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Kūkai S. - Complete
I've Had Worse: a Hidan Oneshot by Singergirl010 reviews
When talking a walk do not read a book at the same time. And when not taking a walk and reading a book, be sure not to fall off a cliff. Too bad Yuki didn't follow those simple steps. Warning: overly OOC Hidan with minor swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Never Read A Girl's Diary: a Deidara Oneshot by Singergirl010 reviews
Aparently having a diary and being in the Akatsuki isn't the best idea. Let's just hope Deidara never sees it. Warning: Hidan swears as does Ohdeku the OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
But I'm Kazekage by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
...but I'm your brother....." "...but I'm Kazekage....." "LISTEN HERE PUNK I AM YOUR BROTHER!" ".....but I'm Kazekage...." "...I'll pack my bags..." Gaara discovers the answer to everything...ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Gaara - Complete