
Author has written 3 stories for South Park, and Legend of Zelda.
18, hopeful writer wanting to pursue a career in the art. Though writing fanfiction is mainly for fun :)
Those of you following and reviewing my stories, thank you! But sorry for the wait on chapters, I can't promise to finish them but I will begin new stories for you all.
Hope you enjoy all my stories and review them with all kindness and help for improvement
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
1 You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (X)
2 You have ran into a glass/screen door. (X)
3 You have jumped out of a moving vehic0le. ()
4 You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (X)
5 You have ran into a tree/bush. (X)
6 You have been called a blonde. (X)
7 You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (X)
8 You just tried to lick your elbow. (X)
9 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the
same melody. ()
10 You just sang them to make sure. ()
11 You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (X)
12 You have choked on your own spit. (X)
13 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (X)
14 You type with three fingers or less. (X)
15 You have accidentally caught something on fire. ()
16 you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. ()
17 You have caught yourself drooling. (X)
18 You have fallen asleep in class. (X)
19 Sometimes you just stop thinking. (X)
20 Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking
about. (X)
21 People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (X)
22 You are often told to use your "inside voice". ()
23 You use your fingers to do simple math. (X) It's sad, I know
24 You have eaten a bug accidentally... (X)
25 You are taking this test when you should be doing something more
important. (X)
26 You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
it. (X)
27 You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your
hand/pocket the whole time. (X)
28 You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they
say will happen to you if you don't. ()
29 You break a lot of things. (X)
30 You tilt you're head when you're confused. (X)
31 You have fallen out of your chair before. (X)
32 When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture
on the ceiling. (X)
33 The word "um" is used. (X)
34 You dont know what "um" means. (X)
35 You say "what" and "huh" alot. (X)
36 Your directionally impared. (X)
37 People often think your younger than you actually are because of the way you act. (X)
38 People have accused you of having Tourette Syndrome. ()
39 You mix up your right and left hand. (X)
40 When you cant describe something you resort to hand gestures. (X) Why not, it's easy!
41 You make up your own words. (X) I could have a dictionary
42 You space out alot. (X)
43 You've laughed so hard you couldn't breathe. (X)
44 You stare off into space alot. (X)
45 When talking to someone, you trailed off and started mumbling to yourself. (X)
46 Your friends fear for your sanity. (X) There's none left to fear for
47 You cant remember what happend yesterday. (X)
48 You cant remember what happend an hour ago. ()
49 You laugh at things that no one else thinks are funny. (X)
50 You've been called a klutz before. () All the time
51 You spell 4 letter words wrong. (X) Very sad...
52 You often say "Can you repeat the question?" (X)
53 You dont know how many letters are in the alphabet. ()
54 You just sang it to check. ()
55 You counted on your fingers. ()
56 You didnt get 26 letters. ()
57 When you learn a new word, you repeat it because it sounds cool. (X)
58 It's very easy to confuse you. (X) It's really bad...
59 People ask you if your in the right class or grade. ()
60 You rock back and forth or shake when you get nervous. (X)
61 Sometimes, you feel lightheaded or dizzy for no reason. (X)
62 You have gotten lost in your own house or backyard. (X)
63 You've spelled your own name wrong. (X) I was sick...
64 You have forgotten your own name. () I was sick...
65 You have forgotten your parents or best friends names before. (X) I was...hyper...
66 You start studdering when your too hyper or exited. (X)
67 You have forgotten where you are or where your going. (X)
68 You don't know why your taking this quiz. (X)
69 Your afraid of the monsters in your closet. (X)
70 You still have a nightlight because your afraid of the dark. ()
71 You get hit and 10 secounds later flinch. (X)
72 When someone screams you scream too. (X)
73 Simple or low tech things entertain you. (X)
74 You belive you can fly and have tried. ()
75 You hurt yourself in trying to fly. ()
76 You belive in lepracauns, werewolves, vampires, ect. () Why can't they exist?
77 When you hurt yourself, you get up and try it again only to hurt yourself again. (X) Long story...
78 You have taken a drink, laughed, and the drink went through your nose. (X) ...
79 You jump to conclusions that make no sense to anyone but you. (X) All the time!
80 You have tried to lick your ear. ()
81 You talk to yourself. (X) I am right now, actually.
82 You argue with youself outloud. (X)
83 You have a secret room where you plot your diabolical plans for world takeover. ()
84 You narrate your own life or someone elses life. (X) Odd, I know.
85 People call you random. (X)
86 They don't mean random in a good way. ()
87 People accuse you of being high or stoned. (X) I don't know why, I never am
88 You mess up when counting to 10. () Shut up.
89 Your friends are embarresed to hang out with you. (X)
90 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (X) Shut up!
91 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (X) I said shut up!
92 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (X)
93 People have called you slow. (X)
94 Your friends/family know not to use big words around you. () Only sometimes
95 You used a calculator to find your score for this bulletin. () I'm tallying it on a piece of paper
96 you've seen the 'Charlie the unicorn' Video. (X) I love it!!
97 you've been shocked by those fake pieces of gum. () It hurt
98 your friends have checked the back of your head for '666'. () Long, long, long story
99 you've laughed really loud during a scary movie. (X) Prom Night, One Missed Call, Slither, and a lot more
100 You've been kicked out of a golfcourse' movie theater/ bowling ally/ other public amusment place,for causeing mass histeria. (X) Not yet
Add up how many checked boxes you have and divide it by 100.(there are 100 questions)
48 XD
Which South Park character are you ?
Stan [x] You're the normal kid [x] You have an older sister [ ] You often puke [x] You have a poofball hat ] One of your parents is a geologist [x] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn [ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend [x] You have a lot of talents Count: 5
Kyle: [ ] You're Jewish [x] You own an ushanka [ ] You have an adopted sibling [x] You easily get mad [x] Your hair is curly [ ] You're diabetic [x] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors [ ] One of your parents is a lawyer Count: 4
Cartman: [ ] You're fat/big-boned (well I'm not skinny) [x] You get made fun of because of your body weight [ ] People make fat jokes about you [ ] You eat a lot of junk food [ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler [x] You think Ginger Kids have no souls [ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars [x] You have a single mother for a reason Count: 2
Kenny: [x] You hide your face [x] You're quiet [ ] You love boobies [x] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind (w
Butters: [x] You often get called "gay" [ ] You get grounded all the time [ ] You don't have a lot of hair [ ] You've seen your parents naked before [x] You have a fatass friend [x] You're not that popular at school [x] You dance [x] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex Count: 5
Craig: [x] You flip people off [ ] You're one of the cool kids at school [x] You've gotten ripped off before [ ] You think you're cool [x] Most of the time you're not happy [x] You don't participate in anything you think sucks [x] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy [ ] Your last name starts with a T Count: 5
Clyde: [ ] You're attractive [x] You love tacos [x] Girls/Guys love you [x] You love parties [x] Your friends are mean to other people [x] Your hair is messy at sometimes [x] You often wear red and/or blue [ ] You look at Playboy Magazines Count: 6
Token: [ ] You're African American [ ] You're rich [ ] Anything racist gets you mad [x] You're a nice guy/girl [ ] You wear purple and yellow [ ] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black" [ ] You live in a big house [ ] You've kicked a fat kid before Count: 1
Wendy: [ ] You're a Straight A Student [ ] You're a feminist [ ] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend [x] You fall in love with other boys/girls [ ] You get called a "hoe" [x] You get mad easily at things against you [ ] School is fun to you [x] You're a bitch Count: 1
Bebe: [x] Your hair is blonde [x] You love boys/girls with hot asses (KYLEEEE) [ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy [x] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader [ ] You like playing Truth or Dare ] You love girl talk [x] You think your boobs are too big for your age [ ] You're part of a Secret Committee Count: 3
Red: [ ] You have straight red hair [ ] You wear violet [x] You can be a total bitch at some times [ ] You love talking on the phone [x] You get called by your nickname [ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over [x] You have fallen in love with the eye candy [ ] You talk only to your friends Count: 3
Randy Marsh: [ ] You've been drunk before [x] You are often stupid [ ] You want to become a geologist one day [ ] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers [ ] You have gotten arrested for a stupid reason [x] You play childish games [x] You've once did something gay in your life [ ] You love beer Count: 3
:D I'm CLydeeeee!