Hello, I am a rich successful business man that all of a sudden wanted to write a fanfiction. My first story will be titled, "The adventures of LaKwanzaa-san and Miso". I cannot give out any spoilers but I will tell you it will be awesome. Some info on me: I live in Australia, Canberra and I have a house so big that Dora the Explorer can't even explore it. You may know me if you are a communist from America because, obviously, America is communist. I am the CEO of McDonald's, which, surprisingly, serves communist food! Yes, I do have a private yacht, jet, helicopter, a stretch limousine that has a bar, yes, I said a bar, so you can get drunk and die. Not to mention I have 10 1 billion dollar cars. Yes, you are probably very jealous or you are not believing me at all. Lastly, I hate coconut.

EDIT* 12/12/14

If you have read my first story, the Adventures of LaKwanzaa-san and Miso, I apologize. I am an amateur writer with absolutely no experience. So have some mercy and thank you.