I am Rob

I am 10,978 years old

And I'm very very bored, clearly.

My eyes are green and my hair is brown. I'm taller then you... maybe. I like music, A LOT. I'm a Scorpio, shoe size 13 and I like to make fun short people. I live in walmart and sleep under your bed. Funny people make me laugh and it's my lifelong goal to make milk come out of your nose. I like puzzels, and shooting things. I'm violent. I do not like my world, I want to live in Rose's world and prance around with the naked carebears and by god if I steal their ketchup I want them to chase me... I'm not gay.

Rose is the only one I know on this site so feel free to befriend me. Or not, you know whatever tickles your pickel.

I will not tickle your pickel by the way

There's something very offensive abou tthat that I can't quite pinpoint and it hurts my head to try so I'm gonna move on.

Books: 'Apathy and other small victories,' is hands down the best book I've ever read. 'Vellum,' 'Ink,' 'Otherland,' 'Tad williams,' David Clemet Davis, 'Fire Bringer,' 'Johnny Got His Gun,' The Forgotten Realms are alright, Dragon Lance, Robert Jordan, Hanible Lecter, I actually enjoyed Frankenstien, I enjoy demonology and wierd shit. I could never really make myself get into the whole Twilight seiies. Not really my thing.

Movies: Pinapple Express, Wedding Crashers, Final Destination, fear.com, Taken, I find Zombie movies in general pretty enjoyable. Most horror movies make me laugh but that new 'Mirrors' movie. yeah that was just weird and confusing. The butterfly effect, a few select disney movies, 21, or whatever. I'm not too picky. Popcorn helps.

TV: Family guy, The Simsons, South park, Manswers, NCIS, Snapped, a few select animes, that 70's show, blah

Music: Hollywood Undead, Smurfs on Speed, Korn, Slipknot, 3oh!3, Mindless Self Indulgence, All That Remains, Rob Zombie, Lamb Of God, Disturbed, Basshunter, Metallica, The Offspring, Iced Earth, Iron Maiden, Elven King, Avenged Sevenfold, Kill Hannah, Muck Sicky, Dragonland, Demons&Wizards, Five Finger Death Punch, Guns'N Roses, HIM, Hotton Mouth Kings, The Lonely Island, Linkin Park, Megaherz, Peeping Tom, Lustra, Techno Fission, Yoko Kanno, Siblime, Stained, Trust Company, System of a Down, Three Days Grace, incubus, Nervana, some AFi I guess, blah there's more...

I don't know why I'm here or why I'm doing this

I guess I must be bored

Anime is cool, and books are alright. Music is more my thing

I suppose I'm here for Rose which I'm sure she's greatful for.

She's Exhale Vanilla Lace, She's great, go look at her shit

She says I can't visit her till I actually start going to class and that if I get kicked out of collage she's gonna be very 'displeased.'

So I figure it's going to be awhile till I see her again since I don't really like school or going to it and I'm kinda afraid of Rose whose cute till you throw water on her and then she's a fucking gremlin wreaking havoc on your god damn town...

I don't have a myspace, or a facebook and getting one would take too much energy.

So here I am

I'll probably do a little reading while I'm here

A little harmless critiquing

whatever...

I doubt I'll ever write my own shit, cuz my writing is horrible and I know it

This is for my friend Jess who did recently, Rose wrote it, it's brilliant.

Jessie Davis: Age 18
Date Of Birth: March 24th 1990
Date of Death: March 3rd 2009
Alter Ego: The Muffin Man
Height: 5'8"
Weight: somewhere around 170... maybe
Eyes: Bright Blue
Hair: Dirty Blond

because you'll know this about him
but how many of you knew that he liked to put M&M's on his pizza?
how many of you knew that he broke the same arm 4 times, each time skateboarding?
how about that he once had a dream that he owned a laundry matt and big bird was his buisness partner?
Did you know that he was outragously ticklish
or that he was allergic to a cirtain type of dish soap?
Did you know that he was science genius?
Did you know that he once declaired his undying love for fizzoli bread sticks?
Did you know that he was scared to learn how to drive?
Did you know that he screamed like a little girl if he saw a spider in the same room?
Did you know that he cried when his hamster died?
Did you know he once hid in my closet for an entire day?
Did you know that he spoke Germen in his sleep?
Did you know that he could immitate the perfect austrailian accent?
Did you know that he was my friend?
Well he was
and I knew him
and I am proud to say that I knew him
And I'm sorry that you won't have that same pleasure
Or maybe you did and you know what I'm talking about.

So take a moment either way.
Because now you know a few things about Jessie Davis.
It's not enough I know.
But Jessie loved living
he's the last person who would have deserved that accident
the last person who deserved to die
So please...

~Rosalie