So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you! The Hunter, The Siren, The Soldier and The Berserker. They all got off the bus.

As much as Lilith's screwed around with Mordecai, it all counts for naught when luck turns. Sometimes you're a bit too weak to walk it off. You just have to hope someone cares enough to has your back - even if they won't admit it.

It's a poem... about a Claptrap. Result of too much Borderlands, and too much caffeine.