Cailan Adilamyr
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I'm not much of a writer, but I love to read. That's pretty much why I'm here. I make crap up mostly when I find myself with a pen in my hand, and they tell me it means I'm a writer. I guess it is so? Well, bah. I suppose that's all you really need to know about me here. Anyone that knows more probably actually knows me in person. That's that, then.

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The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal by olivieblake reviews
Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 524,427 - Reviews: 3262 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/3/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Theodore N., Daphne G.] - Complete
I Still Love You in the Present by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"I'm sorry, this may sound really weird, but I think I loved you in my past life." Rory Jones honestly thought it was the lamest pick-up line she had ever heard. Reincarnation Dramione One-Shot. Non-Magical AU. SEQUEL IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/3/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
Where Home Is by naarna reviews
A few months after the War has ended, Hermione discovers Draco sitting on her doorsteps one evening, and instead of chasing him away, starts talking to him. It soon turns into a regular event, with them talking about things like forgiveness and home—until Harry discovers them. (Submission to the Interhouse Fest 2016)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,921 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Beast by nightkitty555 reviews
Sitting before Hermione was the last person she had expected to see in her small office in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, Beast Division. Keywords: bitten, werewolf
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,040 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 8/5/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Answers by WingsOfAFallenDetective reviews
Harry tries to talk to Malfoy the first day back of 8th year, but as expected it doesn't go to plan. They end up in the Room of Requirement, a scorched husk after its encounter with fiendfyre. How do the pair cope with being trapped in the place they almost died? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Date a Slytherin by Reddhg87 reviews
After the war Hermione struggles to cope with what happened to her, causing strife in her relationship with Ron. The only person who truly understands is Draco. He wants to start his life over, but he can not do it alone. The only person who can help him is the witch he was born to hate but will grow to love. TRIGGER WARNING: CONTAINS SELF-HARM. Rated M for swearing and lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,554 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Story Of Dramione Cliches by stardustarchive reviews
Aren't you sick of those Dramione story cliches? The ones that are shamelessly reused over and over again? You feel me, right? Then this is for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Doppelgangland by damnedscribblingwoman reviews
All Hermione wanted out of her evening was to close up the pub in peace and quiet. That plan sort of went out the window when she was kidnapped by Draco Malfoy, who proceeded to drop a baby on her lap. Also known as the one that's almost but not quite a Muggle AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,992 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Defying Gravity by damnedscribblingwoman reviews
The one where Hermione and Draco star in a musical. At Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wrapped In Red by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,736 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
My Little Berserker by AelysAlthea reviews
The return of the eighth year students was supposed to be calm. Moderated. Peaceful, even. Draco returned to escape the chaos wrought upon his shambles of a life and Harry to flee the responsibility of a world that sees him as something greater than was truly possible. Hogwarts was a safe haven, right? At least it was until Hagrid comes up with the wonderful idea to introduce...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,843 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Soul Scars by ShayaLonnie reviews
"Scars can come in handy." — Magic gives the gift of a soulmate. Separated by war, alliances, beliefs, and blood, but connected by skin. What if you shared the scars of the person that magic has given you? What if you really, really wished that you didn't?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,293 - Reviews: 3397 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Bedside manner by withered reviews
Hermione Granger is in possession of a clever mind, a reassuring presence and a terrible bedside manner. Draco would know. [Post-Hogwarts Dramione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Do you think about it, too? by Craft Rose reviews
"I think about turning you around, pressing your body against that bookshelf, and watching your eyes fill with shock before I make you forget why you ever hated me."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Self-Preservation by WL.Erkling reviews
Hermione Granger has been called to the Ministry of Magic for her compulsory testing due to the new Marriage Law. What will she do when her match walks into the room? [Hermione/ Draco; Dramione; One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It is the cause, my soul by SallyJAvery reviews
Having completed her N.E.W.T.s Hermione decides to pursue a niggling interest in muggle literature and study at Oxford. Little does she know, she isn't the only Hogwarts alum looking for answers among the dreaming spires. When a performance of Othello brings her together with two former enemies, sparks can't help but fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,187 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., OC] - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Delegates by Rosey1118 reviews
Four students are brought together by Professor McGonagall's new program, two with a grudge years in the making. But with both heavily effected by the recent battle, will the grudge hold? Originally on Quotev All rights belong to J.K. Rowling Rated T for mild swearing and a bit of violence near the end and just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 154,421 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Strings on us by Elantil reviews
There is a belief that everyone who is born is connected to another intimately through a red string tied around their ankles. It should have been easy, but with Draco and Hermione, things have never been quite as clear cut as that. A Dramione fic, one-shot. Soul Mate / Red String of Fate
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Touch Me Like You Do by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE SHOT* Fred had no idea what was wrong with him. He was supposed to be focusing on products for the line of wizard pranks he and George were developing with the money Harry had given them last year. That was he was supposed to be doing, but instead, ever since the summer they'd spent at Headquarters, Fred kept finding himself distracted by Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 363 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Fine Institution by Colubrina reviews
When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 282 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Out of Mind by galfoy reviews
By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 256 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Aroma of Love by Laser Lance 720 reviews
Hermione didn't believe in soul mates, which is why she didn't expect anything to come from the Weasley twin's newest product; Aroma of Love. Yet despite her doubts, the product may prove to be more affective then she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Kitty, Kitty by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM eventual slash. When Harry's Auror partner is hit by an unknown spell during a mission, Harry finds himself in charge of looking after a very adorable, if somewhat petulant, cat. Fluffy, angst-free eventual Drarry. DH-compliant/EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last True Pure-Blood by AwfulLawful reviews
Eighth Year would have been horribly boring if not for one of the Ministry's new laws; that every Witch and Wizard take a potion that would reveal their Blood Status. The intent was to prove there were no more Pure-Blood lines left. Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,416 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Motorcycle by S.Malady reviews
It's been five years since the war and Harry is acting a bit strange around Draco. What the hell is going on and why are there two Potters who have starkly contrasting personalities?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Mind Pop by riptey reviews
*1st Place both Readers' & Participants' Choice at dramione remix* Hermione stares down the limitations of linear time, while a memory-less fragment of Draco's conscious mind looks for a place to spend the night. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Skin by Tempted Melibea reviews
He would never understand how Hermione Granger managed to get such perfect skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night of Dancing by angelically-devilish reviews
DMHG She had always thought that popular dance had disintegrated to nothing but an upright expression of that which was best done behind closed doors, but as the bass used her body as tuning fork, she suddenly wondered what was wrong with that, really...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pariah by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Forget Me by acrogirl5 reviews
Draco briefly considers telling Hermione his version of reality. Extremely long one-shot. Rated M for mature
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Constrictor by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco isn't really that bad of a person-not anymore, that is-but try telling him that. It's going to take a lot of convincing. DMHG, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14436 - Favs: 21,965 - Follows: 8,825 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Harry by Rizzle reviews
By Draco Malfoy. Slashy humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Seven Times by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I ought, I guess, I'm sure by diagonally reviews
Dramione one-shot. Hermione asks an enigmatic Draco if he loves her. A little experimental Valentine's gift for my awesome readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Someone Else by ldee417 reviews
All Hermione wants to do is study. (A little fluff. A little snog. A little mystery.) --COMPLETE--
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.