Greetings, Earthlings,

I love reading and writing - and as far as I know, reading+writing=Fanifiction!

I currently have 5 stories that are all in-progress, and I am also currently writing a novel (also in-progress) as well as numerous short stories and poems (not to sound arrogant or anything...), which may be why I don't update so often anymore, but bear with me. I will try to update my stories as often as possible.

Enegizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

There's no half-singing in the shower; you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

A train station is where trains stop. A bus station is where buses stop. On my desk, I have a work station...

If you think things can't get any worse...it's probably because you lack sufficient imagination.

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Do you sell diet water?

They say that guns don't kill, that people do...but i honestly don't think it would do much good if someone stood there and shouted B A N G!

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? ...The boy fell in the mud.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

House guarded by shotgun 3 days a week. Guess which days.

SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! I exploded your rice bubbles.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privelege.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Just for the record, here's a few of my favourite...things:

Favourite TV shows: Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures, The Latest Buzz, 90210, The X Factor, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Quintuplets, Castle, RSPCA Animal Recue, So You Think You Can Dance, My Kitchen Rules, Gossip Girl, Eastenders.

Favourite Books: The Sisters Grimm, Maximum Ride, The Twilight Saga, The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd, Pretty Twisted, The Princess Diaries, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibilty, Jane Eyre, Witch and Wizard, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Shadow Thief series, Anne of Green Gables, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings.

Favourite Movies: Red Riding Hood, X Men: First Class, The Help, Despicable Me, The Village, Twilight, Cheaper By The Dozen, Mean Girls, Megamind, Alice in Wonderland.

Favourite Book/TV Show Pairings: Puck and Sabrina, the Sisters Grimm; Fang and Max, Maximum Ride; Bella and Edward, The Twilight Saga; Vlad and Meredith, The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd; Michael and Mia, The Princess Diaries; Amy and Rory, Doctor Who; Luke and Maria, the Sarah Jane Adventures.

Favourite Bands/Singers: Tonight Alive, Simple Plan, My Favourite Highway, Alien Ant Farm, Vitamin String Quartet, The Ready Set, Faber Drive, These Kids Wear Crowns, Kansas, Secondhand Serenade, The Spill Canvas, Short Stack, No Doubt.