The Literary Zombiehide bio
Author has written 1 story for Naruto. I am Jeck The Literary Zombie. Pleased to make your aquintence. Feel free to pick my brains if there is anything more you wish to know. I have lots of different brains, though, so don't expect to recieve the same answer twice. Yep. It is all. Finished. Good. |
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New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Flies with Honey by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
SpiderFlash. Even after living together for awhile, Flash is still in awe of Peter and his spider attributes. The Amazing Spider-Man 2012 .
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Flash T./Agent Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Renewing Changes by Fourangers reviews
"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,940 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worse Than Death by futotta neko reviews
What if Tenma had fainted after failing to shoot Johan in the library.. only to wake up and find himself completely at the mercy of the monster he had been hunting? A story of bondage, cruelty.. and love? Johan/Tenma - Yaoi
Monster - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,964 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - K. Tenma, Johan L. - Complete
Josephine by Shatterdoll reviews
AU When Alfred and Matthew start to receive calls from beyond the grave their classmate Arthur tells them of the local legend Josephine who killed herself after being left by her husband. A woman still determined to be reunited with him no matter what...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,476 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - America, England/Britain
O, Shattered Mirror on the Wall by Shatterdoll reviews
AU: The kiss of a poisoned apple, the theft of innocence, the loss of a still beating heart; all is within the shattered mirror. Guard yourselves fast, lest ye find yourselves at the mercy of a demon. IvanxAlfred, warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,058 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, Russia
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4385 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Mix by Certila reviews
Alfred Jones was a loud and friendly college student who worked part time as a cashier. Ivan Braginski was a quiet and intimidating well-known businessman from the Russian Federation. A silly little fling wouldn't cause much harm, would it? RusAme, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,847 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Russia, America
Cooking for Dummies by D.C.1 reviews
NaruSasu; Take one brooding chef. Add a blond playboy. Mix until firm. Sample to taste.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,536 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Horizon by RobinRocks reviews
Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's Only Dust by Sunset Tower reviews
This boy is no longer the boy that Tyki Mikk knew. Dub-con, asphyxiation, mind play. Spoilers up till Chapter 199, which includes the 14th's name.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Jumper by NerdyBookLover reviews
'A lot of people seem to be under the impression that I fell for Sasuke Uchiha. Wrong. A powerful ninja such as Naruto Uzumaki would never fall. That's ridiculous. No, there was no falling involved. I jumped.' NaruSasu, rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Times John Tackled Sherlock by ZannaBQ reviews
... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One Way or Another by Deliciously reviews
PWP written for the hopeless lack of John Shepard/Kaidan. Slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
A Little Drop of Healing by Kari Kurofai reviews
It was America's fault Kiku was injured So badly. So of course, he should be the one to bring him back to health. Focus on the end of WW2 and The Cold War. Alfred/Kiku, Francis/Arthur, Onesided Alfred/Arthur, Ludwig/Feliciano, HRE/Italy, Ivan/Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,113 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - America, Japan
The Beauty And The Beast by TenshiXXX reviews
Gaara is a cruel prince who was turned into a hideous monster by a sorcerer in repentenance for his sins. In order to break the spell, he must fall in love before the last petal of the magic rose falls or he will remain a beast forever... GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,396 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Gaara, Neji H.
God Save America! by Shatterdoll reviews
On the verge of financial ruin, America turns to England for assistance. He gets far more than he bargained for. Hijinks ensue. Onesided!EnglandxAmerica, WorldxAmerica. M for language, fanservice, and just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,282 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Choices by Caranina reviews
While on a horrible date, Naruto meets a redhead that just might make the night worth it. GaaNaru. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Screw Destiny by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Naruto hated bastards with the passion of a thousand suns. Too bad that his new partner is a combination of all that. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cage, or Coffin? reviews
After the final battle, Sasuke runs away and Naruto continues to seek him. Gaara could help. But does he want to? Gaara POV. Naruto/Sasuke NaruSasu, one-sided Gaara/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete