Likes: Family, friends, fandoms, school breaks, swimming, cake, cookies, chocolate, books, and much more!

Dislikes: Bullies, mean people, people who hate on my fandoms, twilight, Justin Bieber, homework, tests, math, creepy insects, crappy music, and people who do THIS:

Girl: I LOVE Divergent I'm like the biggest fan EVER!

Me: Who's Uriah?

Girl: Silly, there's no one named Uriah in the movie!

Me: *face palm*

Funny Divergent Humor found on the internet not mine:

Four in Math Class:

Teacher: If you had 10 dauntless cakes, and someone asks for two, how many would you have left?

Four: 10.

Teacher: Okay, what if someone forcibly takes two dauntless cakes, how many would you have left?

Four: 10 and a dead body.

Favorite Fandoms (and books):

1. Harry Potter

2. Percy Jackson

3. Divergent

4. Hunger Games

Favorite Authors:

1. JK ROWLING!!!!!

2. Rick Riordan

3. Veronica Roth (I HATE YOU FOR WRITING THAT HORRIBLE ENDING TO ALLEGIANT!)

4. Suzanne Collins

The Pledge to PJO

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers (Like controlling water :))
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! (Poseidon will drown you LOL :))
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers (Like creating a hurricane)
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half Blood (First I must convince my parents to take me to New York, then I will find Half Blood Hill!)
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Harry Potter Oath
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time I knock something down and when I’m hyper.
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ron
when someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember Luna
When I meet someone who is a little off.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
Who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy
when ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know

Top ten ships:

1. FOURTRIS!

2. PERCABETH!

3. Hinny

4. Everlark

5. Zeke x Shauna

6.Calypso x Leo

7. Jasper

8. Frazel

9. Will x Christina

10. Silena x Beckendorf

THE DIVERGENT OATH

I Promise To Remember Tris,

When I Long To Be Brave At Times.

I Promise To Remember Christina,

When A Moth Flutters By.

I Promise To Remember Al,

When A Friend's Rejection Hurts Me,

And I Promise To Remember Tobias,

If I Truly Need To Escape Something.

I Promise To Remember Will,

When Looking At A Map.

I Promise To Remember Edward,

When My Accomplishment,

Causes Someone Else's Wrath.

I Promise To Remember Uriah,

When I Eat A Piece Of Cake.

I Promise To Remember Jeanine,

If I Can't Control What's In My Wake.

I Promise To Remember Caleb,

When I Don't Turn Out To Be What Other's Know,

And I Promise To Remember Divergent,

Wherever I May Go.

Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house.

Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!”

Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick.

Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog.

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

Friends ask you to write down your number for them.

Best friends have you on speed dial.

Friends have to be told not to tell anyone.

Best friends already know not to tell.

Friends will help you when you’re lost.

Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass.

Friends will go with you to a concert.

Best friends will help you kidnap the band.

Friends will hide you from the cops.

Best friends are probably the reason they are after you.

Friends will bail you out of prison.

Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!"

Friends will find you your Prince Charming.

Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you.

Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you.

Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…”

Friends will help you learn how to drive.

Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it.

Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours.

Friends will leave when they feel insulted.

Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong.

Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.

Friends will offer you a soda.

Best friends will dump theirs on you.

Friends will console you when your house catches on fire.

Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?”

Best friends will ask, “All right, who gets to feel my big stick this time?”

Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.

Best friends are jumping right after you.

Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

Best friends are your weekend boarders.

Friends are shy around your boyfriend.

Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck.

Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!”

Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you.

Friends will be crying at your funeral.

Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.

Friends will ignore this.

Best friends will repost this crap!

Royals By Lorde: Divergent Edition (found on Pinterest not mine I just thought it was funny)

Tris: I've never seen Edith in the flesh

Tobias: I cut my hands when facing fears, in the landscape

Peter: And I'm not proud of who I am

Evelyn: In the factionless I had no money

Christina: And every Candor's like I'm right, you're wrong, we don't like you anyway,

Lynn: Be strong, be brave that's all that the Dauntless say,

Marcus: I don't care, I'm ruling you all in my dreams

Caleb: And all the Erudite working, solving, calculating results,

Cara: "Stuck up", "know it alls", I'm tired of these insults

Tris and Tobias: We're a pair

Christina: ...And I'm grossed out on your love affair

Eric: I don't have any moooralls

Caleb: Erudite is in my blood

Jeanine: I do experiments for fun

Marlene: I think the dauntless cake is done

Tobias: I got tattoos of the faaactions

Uriah: I shot a muffin off Marlene

Tris: My eyes are blue

Veronica: I will kill you all eventually

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Dauntless Manifesto

"We believe that cowardice is to blame for the world’s injustices. We believe that peace is hard-won, that sometimes it is necessary to fight for peace.

But more than that:

Copy and Paste if you are a true Dauntless

While I hole myself up in a good story,

you're off reading things from Facebook.

While I lose myself in unknown worlds,

you're off playing or World of Warcraft.

While I learn things you cannot imagine,

you're off failing school and your teachers and family.

I know more about some characters than I do myself—

characters you will never know.

I can survive my whole life in a world—

a world you will never see.

I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures—

all of which you will never meet.

If you and I were in one of the worlds I know—

and you would never tell the difference.

I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject—

something you will never experience the joy and pride of.

I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .

I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .

I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .

I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .

I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .

I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . .

I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .

I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.

Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.

And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.

Yet you claim that all of this is boring—

Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.

You say that this is something no one can like.

And yet, here I stand, holding a book.

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