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Best literary joke I've ever heard... And that's beacause I could only find one XD

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

HA HA!

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."

Pointless Drabbles Facebook

Holly: Since when did the LEP have a facebook page?

Foaly: Since when do you even think of facebook?

Holly: Since when do you think that i even thought of facebook?

Foaly: Since when do you think that i thought that you thought of facebook?

Holly: Since when do you think that i thought that you thought that i thought of afacebook?

Foaly: Since when do you have a facebook?

Holly: Since when do you have a facebook?

Foaly: Since did you think that i had a facebook?

Holly: Since when did you think that i thought that you had a facebook?

Trouble: Since when do you guys even have conversations about facebook?

Foaly and Holly: Since when do you think we have conversations about facebook?

Trouble: Because i can hear you guys yelling from my office.

Skype

Artemis and Holly are chatting on Skype when Chix walks in.*

Holly: So when do you think i can ... *Chix walks in*

Artemis: We're in the middle of a conversation Chix, would you mind being so kind as to show yourself out?

Chix: What'cha guys talkin' 'bout?

Holly: Just leave.

Artemis: Nothing of your concern Chix. Now do us all a favor and leave.

Chix: Making date plans?

Holly: Now your just turning into Foaly!

Artemis: Yes he is. Chix Leave!

Holly: Chix if you love me, you'll leave.

Chix: If you love me, you'll turn off the computer.

Holly: I don't love you!

Artemis: Holly, just buzz him already!

Holly: Happy to! *Holly buzzs Chix with the Buzz Baton*

Artemis: Great! Now we can get back to our conversation.

Holly: Right, where were we?

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1) Artemis

2) Holly

3) Foaly

4) Opal

5) Bella

6) Edward

7) Jacob

8) Root

9) Spongebob

10) Vinyaya

11) Juliet

12) Butler

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Edward, YES. Juliet not yet. Is this question crazy, of COURSE I want to!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sorry, Four is Opal. Opal is a girl. I cannot answer this question.

3. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Artemis and Root? Not that I’ve heard of…

4. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Butler and Jacob. Hmm. Unknown Brother. I might write that story too.

5. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Foaly, I hope not! Anyone who thinks Foaly is hot has to be brain dead or legally blind.

6. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Juliet. Hmm. No, I do but that doesn't count.

7. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Holly, Opal, and Bella. No. I would. Holly and Opal have a girls day out in Forks when they meet Bella.

8. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Root, probably some rock song or something. I’m not sure.

9. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Artemis, Butler and Edward. WARNING: A lot of fighting is involved. Innocent people might get hurt. LOL

10. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Ummm. maybe a year now? Two? *looks around at peaoples stares*. WHAT ARE U ALL LOOKING AT??? I'M A NORMAL PERSON!!!... Kinda.

11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Bella. I would love to have a vampire in my family! She would be my sister!

12. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Holly would never! 1, cuz I stole her nutrino, 2, because I,d pull Butler infront of me to protect me from her trying to get it back, and 3, because she's my best friend! She wouldn't do that! Need further explaination? Go back to numero uno...

13. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Opal. Um, Thanks?

14. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Jacob, Spongebob, and Opal. Well, I would probably yell at them, kick spongebob in the guts, Jacob would probably get mad if I hit him so then he would turn into a werewolf and accidently kills Opal. Some story, but just not mine... yet.

15. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Holly and Juliet… oh YES! I would ask them to teach me how to fight. And ask Juliet how she gets guys. I need help with that.

16. What song do you think (2) would learn in irish/English just to shove it in (1)'s face?

Holly and Artemis. Huh. I think Holls would learn Christina Aguilera's song "Fighter". Oh My Frond! I would so pay like a thousand dollars just to see that!!!

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