Jake-The-J-Man
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Joined 03-11-13, id: 4592040, Profile Updated: 11-04-18

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node title: "WELCOME TO CYBERDEN"

"Hello. You look like you're new here. Don't see many strangers nowadays, not since the mines shut down. Well, make yourself comfortable, if you can. Booze is in the cabinet. You can purchase yourself a gun or some ammo from the Stockade down at the south end of town, assuming you've got the bytes to pay for it. But just a word of advice... Don't linger 'round here too long. Folk like you have a habit of... disappearing. No, that's not a threat, what you do with your life isn't any of my business. It's just a fact. Stay frosty, watch your back, and don't uplink at the voidstation more often than you need to."