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Rotten by AndThenIDied reviews
It'd be easier if he wasn't already dead. It'd be easier if I knew he wouldn't slurp out my brains like noodles. It'd be easier if he didn't look at me like his next meal. Actually, everything would be easier if he wasn't a zombie, and this wasn't the end of the world. Creek. Previously He Likes His Rare
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,133 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Cleaning Out My Closet by X180 reviews
A monologue between Craig and Tweek as they explore his increasingly awkward closet. Crack and Creek!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Tweek vs the Gnomes by X180 reviews
"My name is Craig Tucker. Today, I'll be reading the story on how Tweek bravely defeated the Lawn Gnomes. Tweek can't do it because at this point and time he's hiding under his desk, hyperventilating and in the fetal position." ONESHOT. CRACKFIC.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Photos and Furbies by AndThenIDied reviews
Craig looked a bit angry for a Furby. A fluffy Halloween oneshot. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Your Seared Lips Say by NightingaleLost reviews
Craig wasn't the one who scared him. It was that mask he wore, that horrifying thing that covered the lower half of his face like a demon waiting to spread it's jaws and swallow him whole. Tweek's P.O.V. Rated 'M' to be safe!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,139 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Bon Appetite by Cliscia reviews
Oh, if only everything was a dream. Where cellophane flowers are not reality, and Kyle is abducted by something not of this Earth. Style. Cryle. alien!Stan, gore/cannibalism/vore
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,095 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Like Pinning Butterflies by superfeypower reviews
Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Happily Whatever After by damn expensive eggs reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Free Hugs by Homicide-Inside reviews
Tweek was forced by Cartman and a few others to ask people for hugs. But who would want to touch a loser like him? CrEek Warning: Epic Fail.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Tweeks Hiccups by Paperleaf reviews
[TweekxCraig] Tweek and Craig are just hanging out, when Tweek gets the hiccups all of the sudden and Craig is determined to cure them. It's done. :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Free Coffee Day reviews
Tweek wants more free McDonalds coffee, but Craig is a stingy employee. I don't actually know how McDonalds works so don't get angry at me or i'll cry.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete