Hello everyone~

I'm making my profile umm a few months after I joined because umm.. I could never find the profile button. But Now I did...

I am somewhat obsessed with Harry Potter and the Black Family (especially now with the half-blood prince and the note which I think was from regulas black but who knows except maybe j.k rowling). I can't wait till the new book comes out!!!

You should know that I love reading and I love writing! And I will try my hardest to update as soon as possible but there's almost never any time!

Magu: You are my soulmate!!!!

P.S Also read Ellis_King's stories cuz they are magnificento!

Some of my favorite quotes:

"Otto: Oh, you English! You think you're sooo superior. Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what" "Wake up. WAKE UP limey fish!!!" - A fish called Wanda

"Yeah, right out of no where the priest will look down and be like, " LETS HAVE SOME YUM YUMSSSS... I'VE MADE SNACKKSSS."The crouton-o-Christ. The Jeezit" I always wanted to grab the bowl, go home, and add milk. Start your day out the holy way with Christ Chex. It's a miracle in a bowl. Open up the box it's like, "Ahhhhhh !" Little angel flies out. "GOOD MORNING!! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!" - dane cook

"What was the worst part about prison? Id say the dementors" - The Office

"You can't claim ultimate executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!" - (you should all know this!!)

Alright, in the dead of night, we break out, steal some provisions, hop in a boat and row back to Spain like there's no manana!"