Hey everyone! My name is Qatherinn Beta, and as a hobby, I LOVE to write. I have been writing stories ever since I was about seven years old, and it is an insatiable enjoyment to me to costantly think up new and exciting things to put down on paper (or, in my much more preferred idiom, computer screen). My favorite book is Phantom of the Opera, and my favorite series are the Series of Unfortunate Events books and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series- SUE, because it portrays the complex ideas involved in doing what is right and what is easy in a fight against right and wrong as well as being dead funny and also quite educational, and the Hitchhiker's Guide because it really makes you think of why you exist... oh, who am I kiddin? SUE because it's Lemony Snicket, very close friend of my favourite musician in existence and HG because of Marvin! MARVIN WILL RULE THE WORLD!!3@:O /small whizzing sound, thump on floor as sleeping dart takes effect/ I also love what we call the "dead people shos" (CSI, NCIS, Law & Orders,), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the Britcoms Coupling and Red Dwarf (fanfictions of all three coming your way!) Well, that's me in a nutshell. There will probably be a lot more on here from me, but my best medium for work is my own work. Visit my blog/website, where I put stories I have actually written up for public viewing (along with things from my life, of course- you can find the fiction easily). Peace, y'all!

UPDATE: I'm truly sorry for all those Becky supporters out there, but I (as you can prolley tell!) haven't been able to update in eons. This is why. Around April, my health started serverely declining to the point where I couldn't sit at the computer for more than ten minutes. I went from doctor to doctor, all telling me that either I was insane or they couldn't cure it. (Literally, though you all prolley knew I was insane already!) Finally, I went ot Chicago and found a doctor who not only believed me, but on July fifth, I had BRAIN SURGERY! (For those of you who actually care, the bottom of my cerebellum was being pinched by my skull- my brain was too big- so they simply had to shave off a bit of my skull) And this is not something I suggest going through for fun, either. NOOOOO. Especially since, on November sixth, I'm having abother surgery.

However, I did manage to finish the chapter that you've been waiting for- lubberly little CHAPTER TEN!! So, I headed on over to update and guess what it said? It said that I didn't have any stories authored. Now, no matter which little links I click on, if I'm in my account, I can't view my own junk. BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO READ IT- head on over to my homepage. xXblacksakuraXx and I started a place where you can put up your own stories, whether fanfic or original, and I am SingsOfManyLarks (because I'm obsessive about collective nouns, and the collective noun of "larks" is an "exaltation" of larks). It's under fanfiction, Harry Potter. Obviously. OH! And one more thing- I'm putting up a new story in a little bit, called "Ways to Annoy Snape". It centers around when Becky was a teenager, a sweet and quiet child, until she was influenced by the likes of... FRED ANG GEORGE!! And she beigns tormenting Snape, obviously. Promises all-around hilarity!! Will he survive?! Even I don't know!! You'll have to wait and see!!

Er, uh... ANOTHER UPDATE: I know I'm a bad writer. Bad bad bad. Most, if not all, of you have probably forgotten about me by now (and trust me, I would not blame you AT ALL by this point!!) as I haven't even checked in in over a year. This is because the medical condition has continued to progress. It's getting more and more difficult to write and even keep up with ANYTHING because of this; despite this fact, I've renewed my resolve to write and actually POST, and trying to stay determined to do so. I know it'll still be WAAAAY beyond difficult to do so, but I'll do my best. :) I have (hopefully...!) a LOT of "inserting the author into the story, thereby creating chaos" stories coming your way, from many different fandoms. This is my new series, The Kay Series (after the version of me I made up, whose name is just Kay and no more), and while I'm aware that a good percentage of Fanfiction dot net readers don't enjoy that kind of thing, for those who do, it promises to be very tongue-in-cheek, self-mocking, ridiculous, satirical, and also very funny and often very emotional and thought-provoking. Prepare yourself!!