You don't really want to know about me do you.

I'm not that interesting really.

You will be bored out of your mind.

What you still want to know about me?

That's nice to know now go away.

Fine I'm a dude.

I'm 21.

I'm Awesome.

I'm Really Awesome.

I'm Really Really Awesome.

Are you bored yet?

I like video games.

As in like video games are my life.

I really like video games.

I like writing.

I like reading, duh why would I be on this site otherwise.

I think everyone that isn't me is a moron.

I'm full of myself.

I have a Youtube channel.

My username on Youtube isn't hard to figure out.

You have a 90 chance to hate me and be offended by my Youtube channel.

If you don't believe me, I dare you to check it out.

I know many will think I'm a horrible person after seeing it.

Doesn't that make you curious.

Maybe enough to stop reading this and check it out.

Or not.

You wonder how long this goes.

Hey! Don't scroll down that's cheating.

You already did.

You have no sense of honor, or something.

So I guess you know I'm going to give up soon, huh.

I didn't plan this out I just started writing.

Because I'm bored.

But now I'm even getting bored of this.

Since I doubt anyone was patient enough to read this far.

I could spill some deep dark personal secrets.

Maybe I'll go a little longer just in case.

I'm a Final Fantasy Fan.

I'm a Zelda Fan.

I'm sort of starting to become a Fire Emblem fan, maybe.

I've never finished a Fire Emblem game.

They're too hard.

You're laughing at me and thinking how superior you are.

I'm sitting here and I'm not giving a @!.

I was a fan of Sonic and not Mario as a kid.

I was at one point in my life 10 years old.

I was also 11 at another point in my life.

I'm running out of things to write.

Not, I could go forever.

I just don't want to.

But I might just to prove I can.

I'm probably going to make it really annoying for people to have to scroll all the way down to see my stories.

Well that's your fault isn't it.

Challenging me to keep going for so long.

I hate you.

My fingers are hurting.

I should be using this time to write more of my stories.

You agree.

Or maybe you hate my stories.

I wouldn't know because no one ever bothers to review them.

This annoys me.

I need constant ego validation.

and If you cared enough to read this far, you just validated it.

You're trying to find out more about me.

But I keep on saying crap instead of opening up.

You remember I said I was going to reveal a deep dark secret earlier.

You're right.

Is it going to be soon.

Who knows.

I don't even know.

I could decide to do it right now.

Or not.

Or now.

Or Not.

Fine whatever.

Here my big secret.

I'm Straight.

Yeah, wow.

Who'd have thought

A Male Nerdy Fanfiction writer that isn't gay.

Maybe pigs are about to fly as well.

Maybe you're disappointed that my deep dark secret wasn't something juicier.

That you could tell all your friends.

I only recently learned the difference between You're and your too.

I'm surprised I went all the way through school without picking that up.

The school system is flawed.

It only works for people with no creative aspiration.

People that are just study robots.

That can just study for ever.

I know they say it's only until school is over.

But no.

Look at Bill Gates has he stopped working, no.

Once you start deluding yourself that life is all about being successful and earning money.

It never stops.

Just like this profile.

Well I suppose it will have to stop eventually but you know what I mean.

I play D&D

But not very often lately

I could keep writing this profile forever.

But there are better things I could spend my limited lifespan on.

So I hope you don't mind but I'm going to stop now.

Yes I'm a quitter.

Screw you.

I bet you're probably going to do this on your profile now.

Just to prove you can outlast me.

Good for you.

I hope it makes you feel good about yourself.

Bye.

What's going on (or lame excuses why I may not be writing)

All of my old fanfics from before 2007 are discontinued because they suck. In fact everything I wrote in the past is crap because it's not as good as what I'm writing now. But I'm putting up a new fanfiction for Super Smash Bros that I will hopefully keep going with for a long time, please help motivate me to keep this one going by reviewing. Even if you tell me it's crap I will likely change what you don't like about it. For those of you wondering I will allow people to vote for what characters they want out of my Super Survivor Bros Survivor Fanfic but only after episode 5. (Sorry for the delays but too much awesome stuff is coming out namely the 4th edition of D&D, Crisis Core and Super Smash Bros Brawl are going to consume most of my time, so it may be over 3 weeks before I resume this SSB, I'm sorry)

Current Projects

Super Survivor Bros, Super Smash bros.

V This is the Video Trailer for Super Survivor Bros.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY55nBFrS2A

Video Trailer: Complete Chapter 1: Complete. Chapter 2: 50 Percent

Estimated update date: 23rd June.

Story News: 12/6/08, I have requested beta-reading services, meaning my first chapter will be improved and my second is going to take a bit longer as well. Surely it's worth it if you want quality.

11/6/08, I have merged the introduction with the first chapter, so that's why it appears I've lost a chapter.

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.