It's not easy being in love with a man who is both a genius and a nutcase. John can deal with the constant mood swings, the disembodied human organs in the fridge and the fact that Sherlock has a tendency to drug his tea. But when Sherlock goes too far and attracts the attention of a psychopathic serial killer, John finds himself in an impossible situation.

Arthur Kirkland has been working as a shop assistant for 2 years. His days are boring and repetitive but he by no means hates his job; he appreciates the uneventful work he chose. That is however until a certain tall, overly happy American happens to walk into the shop, breaking his peace and quiet. Will this American ever leave him alone? Or is this just what Arthur needs?

HPDM slash. Sequel to Black Phoenix. In the lead up to Draco's election as Minister, Harry Potter broods. Only he can't do that all the time, even with most of Britain's population terrified of him now. So he has to find something else to occupy his time. And being a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord is it. COMPLETE.