Hi, and stuff. I guess you found my extremely obscure profile in the middle of who knows where. Welcome. Have a seat. No, not right there, my cat Kibbles "owns" that chair. Go sit in that rickety old one next to it. There, there. Congratulations! You have just sat down in an imaginary chair. Now read my imaginary story with your electronic device and find out that I am a terrible writer. But this is Fanfiction, right? Terrible writers welcome and yadda yadda yadda. Enjoy!