Pen name: kenya the bored

Okie heads up I'm new to all this fanfiction stuff so BEAR WITH ME!!!!!!!!! I'm also kinda young,but not sayin my age!

Also just a warning,I'M A DEDICATED PJO/HOO,HG,INFERNAL DEVICES,MAZE RUNNER,DIVERGENT FANGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

(can't you tell I like exclamation marks?)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! (Hermes for Dash here!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FANGIRL (NOUN)

A female usually between the ages of 12 and 19 that is obsessed with a fictional character and in turn the actor that potrays said character.Avoid fangirls in large groups,as they do tend to swarm,and if you are unlucky enought to catch them near their object of admiration,cover your ears.They have a batlike shriek that can be heard from several city blocks away.All young actors beware.

(also see stalker in training)

EXAMPLE:

Logan Lerman: Hello

Fangirl: *SQEEEEEEEEEL* Oh my god!!! *hugs Logan and doesnt let go*

Lerman: Security!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd rather swim with sharks than listen to Justin Bieber, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile. (I'm a sportsahholic sorry!)

If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could write with a feather pen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you HAVE written with a feather pen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.

You your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the only reason you ever sing "Baby" by Justin Bieber is to see if it's possible to sing higher than him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever told your friends you'll help them with homework if they give you five bucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the only reason you're actually doing sports is because you don't want to do gym, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (I'M A KLUTZ!)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Dare I say it... if you HAVE died, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if

you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates gates of Heaven

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

IF YOU HATE PERACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE PJO then copy this onto ur profile

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

Post this on your profile if you are waiting for someone to be the Percy to your Annabeth. Meaning that even in a goddess steals his memories, he will always remember you.

If you're a PJO or HO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you think LEO VALDEZ IS THE MOST AWESOME SON OF HESPHETEUS EVER, copy & paste

If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

for this is
for how is
for you is
for keep is
for a is
for nerd is
for busy is
for for is
for thirty is
for seconds is
now read this without the for and is.

Girl Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name

Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman

Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine?

Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!