The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.

Blaise Zabini is seventeen and bored with life. When he bumps into the school weirdo one evening he learns that life doesn't have to be about only what you can see. BZLL. Enjoy!

John Bender, at Prom, wearing a tux. Yes, a tux! It was his choice. Claire didn't make him do it. In fact, Claire didn't even know she was going to Prom until John showed up at her house that evening…

Kakashi tries to save an ally from an unknown kunoichi determined to use all her skills to complete her mission. Problem is, it turns out that kunoichi was Hinata and Kakashi just blew her assignment. But if that's all, then why can't they look at each other?

Carol's admiring a beautiful night, nights that have become uncommon since the world ended. Stumbling upon her, thinking she was a Walker, the abused wife ends up having a light-hearted conversation with resident redneck, Daryl Dixon.

Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.

The two little nations of Prussia and HRE are being raised by their Vati Germania. They enjoy getting into all sorts of mischief, mainly little Gilbert. Lessons always to be learned. Story contains parental spanking. Enjoy!

What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!

A series of Daryl/Carol moments set throughout the series, up through "Sick." Title comes from Longfellow's Evangeline.

"Oh hello Fred." Luna smiled before Fred pulled her on to her feet and kissed her on the lips. It was an impulsive movement that would surprise most but Fred couldn't have cared less. Very fluffy, first ever fic, hope people like it.

While captive in Malfoy Manor, Luna becomes the guardian of the family's deepest secret.

Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.

She wanted nothing more just for him to notice her the way she notices him but things don't always go as planned especially when the guy you're madly in love with already has a girlfriend. SasuHina, GaaHina, NaruHina one-sided R&R

Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.

Luna is a young, fun-loving yet unusual girl. When Fred Weasley makes it his mission to look out for her, will it turn into love? Read to find out! R&R! Fruna fluff... no themes. Just T cause I'm paranoid.

Luna doesn't care about Draco's tattoo or his money. When she holds his hand, it feels more intimate than taking their clothes off. LunaXDraco. Oneshot. Happy birthday, Alex.

Draco Malfoy makes a bet with Blaise Zabini, that entails him taking Luna Lovegood's virginity. Soon, the lines between reality and make believe become blurred, and Draco finds himself falling in love with a girl who sees right through him.

Marshall Lee can't get his dreams of Fionna to stop...what can he possibly do?

Because really, what were they thinking when they gave her that Dr Seuss book? And who could have imagined that such a rare creature was at Hogwarts? Cutesy Christmas one-shot.

Daryl Dixon doesn't do hugs. But for Carol, he makes an exception.

It's nineteen years after the war and George meets Luna Lovegood for the first time in...well...nineteen years. Rated T. George/Luna.

Daryl and Carol struggle with they're emotions, until they reach boiling point. Carol/Daryl, Spoilers, Fluff, M for a reason.

fanfic100 challenge for Fred/Luna. Fruna.

What if Luna had had an item that could have changed Fred Weasley's fate?

Nobody expected Luna to enter the Yule Ball on the arm of Blaise Zabini. But the looks of horror on the faces of the Slytherins were enough to make anyone laugh.

Timmy wished up some sort of contraption to see peoples' childhood, and get's a sneak peek of Cosmo and Wanda's childhood. What was it REALLY like? Read on to find out!

Luna Lovegood has been best friends with Fred and George Weasley for four years, but both she and George feel more than friendship for each other. As they begin their fifth year at Hogwarts, will they finally admit their true feelings?

Some rules were just meant to be broken, he would make sure of that.

Blaise/Luna and slight Ginny/Draco. Blaise, at first annoyed with Luna, eventually finds himself no thanks to Draco, thank you falling in love with the loon...

Death comes to us all. When he came to Fred and George, they offered him a job. 100 drabbley musings of the Weasley twins, the Grim Reaper, a Muggle Detective and a Magizoologist. Fred x OC, George x Luna. Part of Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives.

Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna

Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.

Luna's working on an article on twins for the Quibbler and who better to be her lab rats than Fred and George? Now, she has a very special experiment that she needs their help with...a very pleasurable one. FredXLunaXGeorge

When Molly Weasley starts bugging Charlie to get married, Charlie turns to his good friend Luna for help.

Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R

Nudge was on her side, eyes glazed, cuts pressed on skin, smile silly, face pretty. #Niggy one-shot#

Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...

Luna has a new obsession and watching her work on it is driving George mad! But the families are due in an hour for dinner...what's a man to do? When your George Weasley, the answer is simple...be as naughty as possible! Warn:Chapter 2 is much more mature

What happens to Tori and Simon when Chloe and Derek get off the bus? Is Simon the boy Tori thought he was? How does Simon cope with the doubt seeping into his thoughts? And how will these two survive each other's company? Give it a chance :

The flock are all two years older now and the world is saved. Nudge is 14 and starts to notice a certain blind pyro differently, but it's not the only thing that's different for Nudge she has a new power and it only brings Iggy and her closer.

A blistering summer day finds Fred and George lazing on the sidewalk outside the shop. Enter Luna Lovegood, fresh from her last year at University. When both are attracted to her a war is about to begin. May the best twin win! T for minor naughty thoughts

Near would normally never consider himself a voyeur, but damn if the sounds coming out of Matt and Mello's room don't pique his interest. Crack.

Seven Minutes in Heaven is never a good game to play- especially for a bunch of bored geniuses. And all poor Matt wanted to do was play his video games. Crack.

Luna thinks George should break up with Angelina and fall in love with her instead and she has prepared a list of reasons why, now all that remains is convincing George...but will it be enough? T for mention of sex.

Christmas is approaching and that means it's time to meet the parents. The only problem? Matt kinda, sorta told his parents Mello was a chick. It might actually work... with a dress, makeup, and a Christmas miracle, that is.

When a tragedy occurs in Max's family, a job as a maid in Fang's household could be her only option. As she stays and falls for Fang, will they have the strength to stay together, with everything in their way? AU. FAX and Niggy!

The night before the battle of Hogwarts, Fred went to Shell Cottage to reason with Harry, instead he got cozy with Luna Lovegood! After his death, George is angry and bitter. But Fred left something behind, a gift that will push Luna into George's life!

Fred and George make their best product yet: magic mistletoe, and proceed to use it on unsuspecting underclassmen. Need I say anymore? R/Hr, LL/NL, H/G, PW/PC, DM/AG, NT/RL, TR/BL, TL/VW, RW/SM, JP/LE. Review, or you will feel my wrath...puny earthlings.

I'm Nudge. I'll admit that I'm not the smartest in the Flock, but I do know that we need to be together. Always." A story about Nudge. Nudge/Iggy

SEQUEL TO DARES AND CONFESSIONS !. What happened to Blaise and Luna in the broom closet ?...

Tonks has discovered that she likes her Weasley men to come two at a time. Fred/Tonks/George, Bill/Tonks/Charlie, Remus/Tonks

Mello just got text messaging, but he's not too fond of this new technology. Luckily, Near and Matt seem to know what they're doing and that spells bad news for Mello. Crack. OOC

As The trio waved goodbye to their children All Was Well. "Don't get too friendly with him" Ron Weasley's famous words to Rose as he pointed at Scorpius Malfoy, . Ron should have known not to tempt fate. Read Why? Seven years later...

An unexpected argument with Hermione sparks a passionate result in Fred. Hermione/Fred

When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.

One shot, Zoey is sleeping when her enemy-turned-friend Aphrodite comes in to tell her about her night... Lemonyy nomnom. Rated M. Please review.

Sequel to Loony for Luna. After a terrible arguement George and Luna parted ways. But now the war is over and both are in terrible mourning over Fred Weasley's death. But will their shared pain bring them back together, or tear them apart forever?

Professor Severus Snape finds out how true Luna Lovegood is to her last name. One-Shot. Intended to entertain. Luna/Severus with pervy Dumbledore .

AU Take one simple misunderstanding, a trusting heiress, one messy prank, and an unpredictable Uchiha. Mix, and let it chill. What do you get? A taste of something better. SasuHina, sprinkled with some one-sided NaruHina and a dash of one-sided KibaHina.

Scorpius Malfoy always gave Rose Weasley something to compare to.

Luna Lovegood has always been on the outside...after catching the attention of the Weasley twins her life is about to take a drastic turn for the better as the other Hogwarts males begin to ponder what they've been missing ...but who will win her heart?

Luna's not sorry. George/Luna

Sasuke happens to know that Hinata gets VERY turned on by being handcuffed... SasukexHinata lime. Content so sexy Cleone actually blushed while writing it. COMPLETE

When mortal Sasuke walks in on the goddess of love, Hinata, bathing in a stream, he is granted one wish in exchange for keep their meeting secret. His wish? That the goddess becomes his wife. SasuHina.

Hinata needs to learn a new jutsu from Tsunade but in order to be able to acquire the new skill she needs to seek help from a certain angsty shinobi. Will Sasuke be willing to assist her or will Hinata need to persuade him further. A SasuHina all the way.

After going through a tough divorce, Sasuke reluctantly visits the strip club, where through a maze of cigarette smoke, dim lights, and bare skin, he finds the woman he's truly meant to be with. SasuHina

Max and the gang settle down in forks for some relaxation or so they thought. twilight/MR FAX, NIGGY

Rose needs a seat. The Doctor offers one.

A little one-shot when seven-year-old Luna first met the Weasley's... cute...

Mello starts to write a journal. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of confused, scarred, chocolate eating blondie. "Betching blog" now up and this is rated M.

Set in Twilight when Alice, Jasper and Bella are in the hotel together. Alice and Jasper keep Bella occupied... *Alice/Bella/Jasper* OneShot

The idea of sex has always frightened Neville. Neville/Luna

John takes Claire to his place. Oneshot.

George Weasley suffered extensive burns when Death Eaters attacked Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. As Tonks spends the day with him, she finds herself noticing the handsome redhead for the first time and burning for his touch. AU. Set during Half Blood Prince.

In order to raise money for his desperate ANBU squad, Sasuke is auctioned off to be someone's personal slave for a week. He wasn't expecting the winner to be shy Hinata, who wants him to do way more than cook and clean...SasuHina, limeish in later chapter

The Hyuuga clan was dead. Now the only person she had to turn to was the one who shared the same experience...unless, of course, the older Uchiha brother decides to intervene. SasuHinaIta love triangle.

Because sometimes, you just have to take matters into your own hands. SasuHina

Caught in a storm, Nudge and Iggy are separated from the rest of the Flock. How will they survive? Will something of beauty blossom from disaster? Niggy, with slight Fax

After his death Voldemort meets Snape and Dumbledore in the same station where Harry met Dumbledore. Finally, Snape is free to tell the Dark Lord who truly has his loyalty, and to gain his just reward..seeing Lily again. Deathly Hallows Spoilers 1shot

Luna's so serene, but George can be rather testy. How does this play out in their marriage? Fred is curious to find out. Written preDH and now AU. Features GeorgeLuna, mentions FredAngelina, and hints at CharlieNeville just go with it. All dialogue.

Blaise promises to look after Luna. When they meet years later can he fulfill that promise.

Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD

Hogwarts era. George gets partnered up with Luna at a DA meeting. Fits in my The Gain of a Loss universe and will be referenced in future outtakes.

Luna wonders what Blaise tastes like. Fluff! XD

What really happenes in that closet? What happens the Monday after? Oneshot. Claire and John.

Draco and Luna share a romantic night at home with surprising revelations.

Andy and Allison make out, and Bender screws everything up, as usual. Oneshot.

L&L. What does Light do when L is mad at him...

It all started with a simple question: what's a boob? Slight SasuHina, OOCness. One Shot.

Draco and Luna spend some time together

Rape is real. Hinata found that out the hard way. SasuHina One shot

He ignored them again and held out his hand. 'The wind’s blowing, Luna.'" An odd little Boy!Blaise Luna. One-shot. Enjoy.

Ron and Luna fight each other and their mutual attraction. How long can they last?