I was going to put up a long list of everything about me, but I decided not to. Who is going to read a huge list from someone they probably don't know. So instead of burdening you with a list, I'm just put a few(or more)sentences.

I'm American. No more said. I wish that I was Scottish, but I'll have to settle for Native American royalty.I'm a theater person. I tech(pronounced tek) for actors at theaters which is basically being their slaves and make them look good on stage. I love being a techie for actors as bad as it sounds. I'm read too much and write a lot. Poetry, stories, whatever. I'm writing a book and have a long way to go on that. I wear socks that don't match everyday. Most of them are striped toe socks. That me just proving a point. I have an account on this website because a friend nagged me. You know who you are. So basically I'm an odd, eccentric(without the money)person. That's all I need to know. I hope that goes for you too.

"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." - Rudyard Kipling

"Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est (Knowledge is power)." - Francis Bacon

"I like dead presidents. Especially in my wallet." - Mr. O

"I read The Raven so many times to my friends that they were screaming, 'Nevermore!'" - me

"Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog." - The Cockel Bur

"The man loves danger and sport. That is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"It IS Armageddon (or however the heck you spell it)! RUN FOR THE HILLS! OR NEAREST CAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE! " - Red, a friend who is an awesome author and has a account as nativewildmage

"I don’t want a tissue for my issues, but I’ll take some chocolate." - me

"Chocolate shall save your mortal soul." - me

"Chocolate: food of the gods." - organic chocolate bar wrapper

"How, in the name of all that is chocolate, should I know that?" - Mr. R, the coolest teacher ever in the history of cool teachers

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resoultions." - Joey Adams

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office." - Robert Frost

"If insanity were a disease, I'd catch it from you." - me

"You drive me insane. I drive you insane. Is there a better way of showing true friendship than that?" - me

"I drive you insane, you drive me insane, together we'll get from the North Pole to the South Pole."- Red, after hearing my quote

"Toe socks are inhuman. Toes were meant to be together." - Mr.R. He's afraid of my toe socks.

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." - Benjamin Franklin

"Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver." - ?

"Duct is like the force. It has a light side. It has a dark side. And it holds the universe together.What more could you want?" - ?

"Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert." - Dr. Laurence J. Peters

What is that?~friends

"Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made." - Otto von Bismarck

"We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons." - Alfred E. Neuman

"If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.” - Larry Leissner

"An asylum for the sane would be empty in America." - George Bernard Shaw

"A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats." - Benjamin Franklin

"None of us is as smart as all of us." - Phil Conditv

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."-Nietzsche

"Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you." - Cyril Connolly

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T. S. Eliot

"We talk of choosing our friends, but friends are self-elected" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were." - George E. Bergman

"Don't discuss business in elevators. You never know who may overhear you." - Jackson Brown

"He that drinks his Cyder alone, let him catch his Horse alone." - Benjamin Franklin

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived." - George S. Patton

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'" - Joan Rivers

"We have a mutual feeling together. It was hate at first sight." - me

"He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas." - Benjamin Franklin

"A great performer does not focus on the audience, but at the task at hand: to entertain, stun, and dazzle." - me

"No hablo español.' - me ( Which means: I don't speak Spanish. It's written in Spanish!)

"Shadows walk. What is...isn't. What isn't...May be." - Gay Malin

"We never know how high we are until we ask to rise. And then if we are true to plan our statures touch the skies." - Emily Dickinson

'The flogging will continue until morale improves." - tee shirt

"Some are weatherwise, some are otherwise." - Benjamin Franklin

"Heads will roll."- Red

"If I have seen further than others, is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants." - Sir Isaac Newton

"The first time I saw you, I forgot to breathe."- from Snow, a movie (romantic quote) cough, cough

"That is a sweet deer rack." - Red

"The first thing we do, lets kill the lawyers. " - William Shakespeare from Henry IV

"Not all actors follow scripts." - me

"Politics - have always been the systematic organization of hatreds." - Henry Brooks Adams

"We are all failures - at least, all the best of us are." - Sir James Matthew Barrie

"One good Husband is worth two good Wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they're valued." - Benjamin Franklin

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." - Voltaire (Francois-Marie Arouet)

"Common sense is all around us, yet it doesn't seem to hit anyone in the face." - me

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